And if you played too hard it'd flop out and dangle around by the wire and that is just super ugly
dumplings are the answer because the foreskin boys
I punched all the girls in the face on the way to the booth to vote for Hitler.
came out today, and is like a hundred people giving you blowjobs at once
Expect lots of screaming, perversely fast computer drums and guitars tuned to FUCK
Dear God, I hope it's smooth.
nick is a dick so you don't have to be!
I love this vagina store!
SNEAKYI sneak that shitAnd liekOMG DICK JERK
Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.
Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America?
"MY SON JUST WANTED TO COME LIKE A THUNDERSTORM""AND YOU ROBBED HIM OF HIS LIFE"