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WDT - July 4-July 9, 2010
jordinyc:
--- Quote from: Arancaytar on 04 Jul 2010, 22:50 ---AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED!
:lol:
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...IN BED!!
(SUPER DOUBLE REVERSE IRONY POINTS!)
raoullefere:
--- Quote from: Border Reiver on 05 Jul 2010, 05:32 ---Best weapon to have in a sword fight is a handgun. Dr. Jones I'd like some back up on this one.
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If, and only if, the stupid bastard you're facing doesn't rush to close, but instead stands there, I don't know, perhaps twirling his blades at you and chuckling like a moron. Otherwise, it can be a mixed bag—much depends on how fast the swordsman is vs. how good the nerves of the guy with the handgun are. And there's also the added fun that the gun may misfire or, if it's an automatic, jam —swords generally don't do this.
Dr. Jones had the advantage of being the hero of a movie that wasn't exactly hellbent on depicting realistic combat. Otherwise, his well-gnawed bones in South America might not have cared much who won any swordfights in Egypt.
Anyway, I'm fairly sure a Louisville Slugger would serve Dora about as well. The broadsword's likely more about intimidation than splitting someone's head open.
WestEnder67:
--- Quote from: akronnick on 05 Jul 2010, 04:58 ---
--- Quote from: snubnose on 05 Jul 2010, 03:17 ---I think Cosette and Marten wouldnt have been such a bad match.
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Probably true, but don't let Dora hear you say that, unless you are skilled in single combat with the broadsword!
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Or the Malaysian Battle Spatula - that fucker is sharp apparently.
Heliphyneau:
I WANT CTHULHU COOKIES!!! I want them right damn now. :mrgreen: Interestingly, they aren't Cthulhu-shaped, which means they must be made with bits of real Dark One. Mmmmmm . . .
Panel 3 was frikkin' hilarious! I love that Cosette went from the 'wait, what?' expression in panel 2 to completely going with it. And Steve's 'I am not amused' expression in panel 4 is win. He totally deserved to be teased. Nice to know that Tai can be bought for cookies, heh.
Say, on the outskirts of Orgasm-town, isn't there a store called Bone-A-Rama? Can't remember if it's one of those huge discount stores or if it's one of those outlets with the 'slightly irregular' merchandise . . .
Blackjoker:
I suddenly imagine Steve commenting in mild annoyance once they reach Coffee of Doom, at which point Dora hears it, but not all of it, just enough to get angry or insecure...then Marten will somehow be glued to the ceiling and Tai stuck to a wall due to static cling.
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