Topic: Products that should never have been created (Read 14197 times)

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #50 on:** 03 Sep 2010, 04:35 »

A guy on there mentions it's sold in the UK but where the fuck is it. I haven't seen it in any stores.

jhocking · « **Reply #51 on:** 03 Sep 2010, 05:04 »

Quote from: Sam on 02 Sep 2010, 09:52

Water Joe. Water Joe should never have been created

valley_parade · « **Reply #52 on:** 04 Sep 2010, 07:45 »

Nevermind England, I have yet to see this thing in the Northeast..

tania · « **Reply #53 on:** 04 Sep 2010, 09:03 »

Quote from: Sam on 03 Sep 2010, 05:50

dude i felt terrible after that stuff+brews on brews. like, water shouldn't give me the shakes

the problem with water joe is that can it absolutely under no circumstances EVER be left in massive quantities around extremely drunk and dehydrated sweaty people because this leads to said drunk people instinctively grabbing and drinking anything that even looks like water with the result that if you are me you drink like seven of them in two hours and then end up shaking violently and wanting to die pretty much all night

on the other hand i think if i drank like, one during the day in a totally sober context it would probably be okay

BlahBlah · « **Reply #54 on:** 04 Sep 2010, 09:26 »

Quote from: Thomas Edison on 03 Sep 2010, 04:35

A guy on there mentions it's sold in the UK but where the fuck is it. I haven't seen it in any stores.

You can get buckfast though, I imagine it's similar?

Patrick · « **Reply #55 on:** 05 Sep 2010, 11:54 »

I have always wanted to get a bottle of Buckie just so I can be cool like Ted Leo

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #56 on:** 05 Sep 2010, 23:52 »

Looked up backfast, ended up I watched a couple of youtube videos of some guys chugging it who I think were speaking english, but whatever accent it was was way too thick for me to even begin to understand it.

philharmonic · « **Reply #57 on:** 07 Sep 2010, 23:18 »

To the poster on previous page: Thank you for reminding me of "J List" I could waste hours looking at the stuff there.

amok · « **Reply #58 on:** 08 Sep 2010, 09:52 »

Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 05 Sep 2010, 23:52

Looked up backfast, ended up I watched a couple of youtube videos of some guys chugging it who I think were speaking english, but whatever accent it was was way too thick for me to even begin to understand it.

Possibly Scottish? We can't really tell if they're speaking english either, don't worry.

JD · « **Reply #59 on:** 29 Sep 2010, 18:56 »

Oh yeahhhhh Na'vi fleshlight

tania · « **Reply #60 on:** 29 Sep 2010, 20:02 »

if you'll excuse me for just a second, i need to go set fire to the earth now

Ballard · « **Reply #61 on:** 29 Sep 2010, 21:45 »

The ultimate alien fantasy has landed. The new Fleshlight Alien is an unworldly experience that will abduct your penis and send it spiraling through in a real milky way! Use the Alien Fleshlight while watching Hustler's new 3D epic, "This Ain't Avatar XXX" for the ultimate in E.T. ecstasy.

Ballard · « **Reply #62 on:** 29 Sep 2010, 21:47 »

In a similar vein:

Yes, those are a Cthulhu dildo and a rotting zombie flesh dildo.

Inlander · « **Reply #63 on:** 29 Sep 2010, 22:31 »

Wait, didn't those Avatar things fuck with their tails??

Zingoleb · « **Reply #64 on:** 08 Oct 2010, 13:23 »

Quote from: Ballard on 29 Sep 2010, 21:47

cockthulu

Just looked at the order page. It comes in "Fuck Your Face Orange".

WestEnder67 · « **Reply #65 on:** 10 Oct 2010, 12:29 »

Quote from: BlahBlah on 04 Sep 2010, 09:26

Quote from: Thomas Edison on 03 Sep 2010, 04:35
A guy on there mentions it's sold in the UK but where the fuck is it. I haven't seen it in any stores.

You can get buckfast though, I imagine it's similar?

With the added effects of smelling like, looking like and having the consistency of cough syrup.

Vile stuff.

JD · « **Reply #66 on:** 17 Oct 2010, 11:26 »

http://thesnuggiesutra.com

MrBlu · « **Reply #67 on:** 17 Oct 2010, 23:59 »

So, wait. I know I'm late, but 4Loko is essentially a cheerleader mixed drink, with Caffine? I'm trying to peice together why somoene would make/drink that.

Hairy Joe Bob · « **Reply #68 on:** 18 Oct 2010, 06:27 »

Dasani. lovely pure bottled water.

From a tap. In Sidcup. thank you Coca Cola!

Papersatan · « **Reply #69 on:** 18 Oct 2010, 08:46 »

"These slogans were used seemingly oblivious to the fact that spunk is slang for semen in the UK"
but, but, it means that here too... how coudl they not know?

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #70 on:** 18 Oct 2010, 13:13 »

But that's just a white powder. There's no telling what it might be.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #71 on:** 18 Oct 2010, 16:25 »

I'm pretty sure my post on it was deleted, or I just forgot to post it in the first place, but there's a penis snuggie. No link this time around.

Eris · « **Reply #72 on:** 18 Oct 2010, 16:27 »

The forum was saying you had posted, but when you went into the thread it wasn't there. So you did post, and it wasn't deleted (afaik), but it's just not here.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #73 on:** 18 Oct 2010, 16:29 »

Oh, ok, cause I went through my recent posts and it wasn't there either so I got really confused.

MrBlu · « **Reply #74 on:** 23 Oct 2010, 00:24 »

Quote from: onewheelwizzard on 18 Oct 2010, 13:13

But that's just a white powder. There's no telling what it might be.

I can tell you it's not cocaine.

Ballard · « **Reply #75 on:** 23 Oct 2010, 00:57 »

The source of the image is a blog about drug abuse detection and treatment. It's very likely not real coke.

But good job keepin' it classy anyway.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #76 on:** 23 Oct 2010, 01:00 »

I have made an extensive study of the image and I think it's icing sugar.

JD · « **Reply #77 on:** 23 Oct 2010, 08:06 »

Quote from: Eris on 18 Oct 2010, 16:27

The forum was saying you had posted, but when you went into the thread it wasn't there. So you did post, and it wasn't deleted (afaik), but it's just not here.

It's a very annoying glitch.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #78 on:** 23 Oct 2010, 16:04 »

Nah icing sugar is a lot finer and doesn't clump like that. I think it's a flour like arrowroot maybe.

Inlander · « **Reply #79 on:** 23 Oct 2010, 19:11 »

Really? I've got a jar of icing sugar in my cupboard and it's clump-crazy.

Slick · « **Reply #80 on:** 23 Oct 2010, 19:33 »

Some icing sugars are sold cut with cornstarch for helping to thicken up icing, that could be what's confounding your differing experiences with icing sugar.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #81 on:** 23 Oct 2010, 19:51 »

Yeah I mean icing sugar clumps for sure, but its clumps tend to be way bigger and more sort of jaggedy rock like than the much smaller round lumps there. Also the image mystery powder has a slightly creamy colour to it, whereas icing sugar is generally bright white. That could be a photo filter or WB setting though.

Jimor · « **Reply #82 on:** 24 Oct 2010, 02:49 »

Quote from: Slick on 23 Oct 2010, 19:33

Some icing sugars are sold cut with cornstarch...

I just want to appreciate how appropriate that phase is when talking about fake cocaine.

Aurjay · « **Reply #83 on:** 30 Oct 2010, 03:10 »

and the zombie apocalypse begins.

LTK · « **Reply #84 on:** 30 Oct 2010, 04:07 »

A) That is not a product, B) there is nothing zombie-like about it, and C) it serves a legitimate goal in medical science.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #85 on:** 30 Oct 2010, 04:33 »

Whilst that sounds amazing from a scientific and medical perspective, it is massively creepy from an emotional point of view and I definitely understand the zombie comparisons.

Spluff · « **Reply #86 on:** 30 Oct 2010, 05:56 »

How is that creepy? Do you find CPR emotionally creepy?

pwhodges · « **Reply #87 on:** 30 Oct 2010, 06:46 »

That report is five years old; I want to know if they've done anything more with the technique.

LTK · « **Reply #88 on:** 30 Oct 2010, 07:33 »

They certainly haven't been sitting still. Here is a list of research articles the resuscitation research center has recently published, more than 40 this year. One experiment on mild therapeutic hypothermia (no less than 35 degrees C) was conducted in a children's hospital on patients with cardiac arrest, which didn't result in a lower (or higher) mortality rate but showed the treatment was feasible.

There were also experiments on pigs, one of which used hydrogen sulfide as a cooling agent, which didn't have a significant effect. Another one was similar to the experiment in the article, using ice-cold saline aortic flush and chest compressions. This one had a promising outcome: Spontaneous circulation was restored in all eight pigs, and seven of them survived past 9 days. After resuscitation they were only slightly handicapped in neurological functions. I don't know if that means they're making progress without reading all of those articles, but they're still working on it.

TheFuriousWombat · « **Reply #89 on:** 30 Oct 2010, 07:56 »

Did they kill dogs to test this? Not cool

Lunchbox · « **Reply #90 on:** 30 Oct 2010, 08:35 »

What about the thousands of dogs that get destroyed for nothing more than shelter capacity reasons every day?
I know it's sad and dogs are awesome, but if they can help us out in this way that's pretty nice of them.

allison · « **Reply #91 on:** 30 Oct 2010, 09:28 »

Quote from: LTK on 30 Oct 2010, 07:33

They certainly haven't been sitting still. Here is a list of research articles the resuscitation research center has recently published, more than 40 this year. One experiment on mild therapeutic hypothermia (no less than 35 degrees C) was conducted in a children's hospital on patients with cardiac arrest, which didn't result in a lower (or higher) mortality rate but showed the treatment was feasible.

This actually helped save my grandma's life when she had her heart attack. The doctors radically lowered her body temperature overnight while she was in a drug-assisted/induced coma, giving her brain and heart time to repair while they also assessed damage. They brought her out of the coma after 12 hours, and she (somewhat miraculously) was conscious and had her wits about her (mostly!).

Barmymoo · « **Reply #92 on:** 30 Oct 2010, 09:52 »

It isn't bringing dogs back to life that I find creepy (although it is weirdly fascinating), but the blood draining and filling with saline? That is very weird.

snalin · « **Reply #93 on:** 30 Oct 2010, 10:18 »

So when are we going to expand this into freezing people down and colonizing other planets?

David_Dovey · « **Reply #94 on:** 30 Oct 2010, 10:25 »

This isn't a product per se but it definitely fits in here nevertheless.

Also, it represents a fantastic chance for certain denizens of this very forum to make some spare scratch. You know who you are.

TheFuriousWombat · « **Reply #95 on:** 30 Oct 2010, 14:19 »

Quote from: snalin on 30 Oct 2010, 10:18

So when are we going to expand this into freezing people down and colonizing other planets?

Twenty years!

Barmymoo · « **Reply #96 on:** 30 Oct 2010, 14:46 »

It is the best thing.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #97 on:** 30 Oct 2010, 21:58 »

They should make it in "On The Road"

Ballard · « **Reply #98 on:** 02 Nov 2010, 19:21 »

Dovey, for a moment I thought that was toilet paper and I was gonna high five you.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #99 on:** 08 Nov 2010, 13:40 »

Who's your favorite BzzzBuddy?

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