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Make Some Muthafuckin' Muffins (lots of photos ahead)
Melodic:
I have muffins down to a fucking artform.
3 cups flour
1 cup whole-wheat flour
1 cup oatmeal
5 tsp. baking powder
1/2 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. cinnamon
1/2 tsp. nutmeg
1/2 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
2 cups whole milk
3/4 cup unflavoured yogurt
1 cup canola oil
3 eggs
1 zucchini
2 cups dark chocolate chips
1/2 cup walnuts
Pre-heat oven to 360*F.
In a container, add flour, whole-wheat flour, oatmeal, baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon, nutmeg, and salt.
In a separate bowl, add brown sugar, whole milk, unflavoured yogurt, canola oil, and eggs.
Add dry mix to wet mix and stir until thoroughly blended.
Grate zucchini on medium thickness, add zucchini and dark chocolate chips and mix well.
Spray muffin tray well with baking release, and add mix in evenly.
Top with crumbled walnuts and chocolate chips.
Bake for 30 minutes.
Take care in removing muffins from tray!
Makes one dozen large muffins.
I'm kind of guessing on the heat and time because I use a convection oven to do 'em in.
est:
I ate one of the muffins. I ate it with my mouth!
Lunchbox:
So I made some MFin' muffins, okay? Geez.
First I set my oven. Just like you said. You see?
I got out my goddamn ingredients.
My muffin papers are white because I am experimenting with minimalism.
Anyway I figured maybe like some of this would be all right.
So yeah, I chopped that shit up.
Time to melt the stupid butter.
Get in there.
Our microwave has special code numbering.
Normally when I am making popcorn or frozen dinners I use the timer on my phone instead. It's easier.
So melted. Take that.
Chuck the dry ingredients in a bowl. Forget to take a picture.
Add wet ingredients and stir real quick. Don't want flat muffins. No sir.
Yeah that's come together okay.
Add that fuckin' deliciousness.
Stir in it only just. Then I ladled it out real good.
Yeah, like this.
It didn't quite make 12.
Anyway I figured they wouldn't be awesome enough.
So I brought out some of this American Death Butter.
Get some of that stuff right in there.
Cover that nut butter up and stick 'em in the hot box.
Eat dinner (pasta cooked whilst making muffin batter).
Come back to your muffins 15 minutes later.
Not cooked. Not even.
Come back 5 minutes later.
Not cooked.
Check Google to make sure the little picture symbol you've turned the oven setting to is the right one.
Yup.
Come back 10 minutes later.
Still goopy.
Curse your goddamn oven for being so shit.
Come back 5 minutes later.
Moan at housemates about oven.
Come back 5 minutes later.
Moan some more whilst bitching about how ruined your muffins are fuckin' gonna be. Take them out and glare at the ugliness.
Unpeel a wrapper and poke at the just-barely-cooked batter inside.
Scoff the whole thing down while it's still tongue-meltingly hot.
Go back for a delicious second after downing cold apple juice straight from the bottle.
Lay back extremely satisfied.
jhocking:
--- Quote from: est on 31 Aug 2010, 02:38 ---I ate it with my mouth
--- End quote ---
--- Quote from: Lunchbox on 31 Aug 2010, 03:23 ---Lay back extremely satisfied.
--- End quote ---
calenlass:
I can make some motherfucking muffins, but it has to wait until next week because I have a paper to write and a costume to make and load-in for dragon*con starts tomorrrowwwwwwww
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