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Re: Make Some Muthafuckin' Muffins (lots of photos ahead)
« Reply #100 on: 29 Mar 2011, 21:39 »

I completely agree!!
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« Reply #101 on: 02 Apr 2011, 17:35 »

MAKING THINGS IN YOUR KITCHEN RULES

Especially makin' loooove

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I'm due home next weekend so I will definitely escape exam revision by making muffins. This is a pretty rad thread. Needs more lemon & poppyseed, motherfuckers.
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« Reply #102 on: 02 Apr 2011, 18:55 »

This is now a cooking thread. Jon and I made things in the kitchen!

We made a pork loin with fresh sage and garlic!


To go with it we had braised endive (in an orange vinaigrette), sauteed red pepper (mostly for colour), and fingerling potatoes roasted with rosemary and thyme.


For dessert, apple-blackberry pie!
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« Reply #103 on: 02 Apr 2011, 18:59 »

We have a cooking thread already, sillyface
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« Reply #104 on: 02 Apr 2011, 19:21 »

this one was convenient
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« Reply #105 on: 02 Apr 2011, 19:55 »

dude the cooking thread is like not even that far away, i can see it from here
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« Reply #106 on: 02 Apr 2011, 20:34 »

This is a baking things in a muffin/cupcake pan thread, not a cooking things in whatever kind of pan you like thread. JEEZE.
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« Reply #107 on: 02 Apr 2011, 20:34 »

But that does look delicious.
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« Reply #108 on: 03 Apr 2011, 10:16 »

It's okay, Sir Juggles balanced it out by putting cookies in the Cooking Thread. Gawd, what were you all thinking?
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« Reply #109 on: 03 Apr 2011, 11:00 »

Cookies Are Not Muffins Either!
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« Reply #110 on: 03 Apr 2011, 11:00 »

Yeah guys had to remind some people what that thread was for.
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« Reply #111 on: 03 Apr 2011, 16:01 »

OK so I took the recipe, swapped half a cup of flour for the cup of ground almonds & cocoa powder mixture left over from another project, then creamed butter, sugar, peanut butter, and a little flour together, which got piped in spirals on top of the muffin batter and streaked for the topping effect.


The peanut streaking filling was a little stiff, so next time I'll reduce or scrap the flour. Taste is spot on.
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« Reply #112 on: 03 Apr 2011, 16:26 »

You Americans put peanut butter in EVERYTHING.

why doesn't everyone do this?

I'm still waiting for the UK to bring in peanut butter M&Ms, I brought home as much as I could from the M&M World in Times Square but there were never going to be enough...

These all look fantastic.
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« Reply #113 on: 03 Apr 2011, 18:32 »

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« Reply #114 on: 03 Apr 2011, 20:31 »

North America is the land of peanut butter. I wouldn't move to a place without peanut butter.
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« Reply #115 on: 03 Apr 2011, 20:58 »

I put peanut butter in everything as well. However my boyfriend and I disagree on the most important issue: creamy v crunchy. (I am creamy all the way.) I used two huge spoonfuls of PB in some buttercream I made yesterday to top chocolate cupcakes and it was the easiest, smoothest, thickest icing I have ever worked with. So beautiful.
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« Reply #116 on: 03 Apr 2011, 22:00 »

honestly creamy and crunchy are both pretty great, everything to do with nuts and nutty butters of all varieties is awesome and to everything a time and a place really

creamy is definitely better for everyday uses though
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« Reply #117 on: 04 Apr 2011, 06:42 »

that was my complete intention from the start
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« Reply #118 on: 04 Apr 2011, 07:07 »

(in my defense, this was at the top of the page when i posted, someone posted a while after in the cooking thread which brought it to the top, that is why i said "convenience")
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« Reply #119 on: 04 Apr 2011, 22:03 »

I love creamy peanut butter. It is absolutely one of my favourite things, although I can't stand peanuts or any other nuts. My theory on this is that you can make a homogenous mixture with the nut butters, but you can't sweeten the actual nut, you can only coat the surface.

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« Reply #120 on: 05 Apr 2011, 05:52 »

I'd subscribe to both theories myself.

Naww but its all about crunchy peanut butter. Like pulp in orange juice, you need a bit of extra texture in there to remind you that you're eating something that comes from something else. Texture, solids....its all good. Smooth peanut butter just seems one of those weird things to me. Yeah, brown paste! I like my brown paste with lumps.

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« Reply #121 on: 05 Apr 2011, 06:57 »

Chunky food, ok fine whatever, chunky juice, I'll pass. Smooth > chunky.
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« Reply #122 on: 05 Apr 2011, 07:54 »

Peanut butter gives me the runs and it suuuuucks. At least it doesn't kill me, I guess.
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« Reply #123 on: 06 Apr 2011, 17:44 »

When my sister was little she was a very picky eater, so Mom would give her a spoonfull of peanut butter with dinner so she'd have some protein in her diet. That said, I've decided I like chunky peanut butter for sandwiches - it just give you something else so enjoy, along with the glory of a pb&j.
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« Reply #124 on: 06 Apr 2011, 19:29 »

I can't take peanut butter by itself creamy or crunchy, but then to be fair I don't really like nuts at all unless its pecans. There was a pecan tree down the street from my house as a kid, and the little old lady who lived there would ask for help in picking them and so I got to have all the pecans I could stand, and I only like them because I liked her.

In things peanut butter is awesome, but by itself it just sticks all to the roof of yer mouth n' shit and I hate overly dry foods, I remember when I was 8 my mom packed me a sunflower butter(the stickiest and least pliable of all damn nut butters) sandwich on whole wheat bread and I remember crying at school because I literally couldn't eat it because it was so dry.
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« Reply #125 on: 06 Apr 2011, 21:32 »

aw, dang, dude, you are not eating the right peanut butter

also what a way to scar your kid, jesus, like i don't even know what sunflower butter is, but ick
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« Reply #126 on: 07 Apr 2011, 04:17 »

is Jiffy or Peter Pan not the right peanut butter? I dunno, I think the problem is mostly with me, not the peanut butter, but I just can't take it very often yo.
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« Reply #127 on: 07 Apr 2011, 08:06 »

You have to go for the stuff that is 100% natural peanut butter. Like, you look at the ingredients and the only things in the list are peanuts and probably some salt. No oil, no preservatives, none of that shit.
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« Reply #128 on: 07 Apr 2011, 08:38 »

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« Reply #129 on: 07 Apr 2011, 10:30 »

You have to go for the stuff that is 100% natural peanut butter. Like, you look at the ingredients and the only things in the list are peanuts and probably some salt. No oil, no preservatives, none of that shit.

It's possible to get peanut butter without oil?
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« Reply #130 on: 07 Apr 2011, 10:31 »

I mean all the organic peanut butter we try and get always has oil in it and it separates constantly so it's really gross.
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« Reply #131 on: 07 Apr 2011, 10:46 »

That's probably just the natural peanut oils, even if there's not any other kinds added.
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« Reply #132 on: 07 Apr 2011, 11:01 »

Oh yeah, natural peanut butter has oil from the peanuts themselves. But most big commercial brands will add in other oils and sugars and shit to make it taste "richer" (in that sick artificial way) and help it maintain consistency. If it separates, that's a good sign.

Of course, you can always let it separate at the start and pour the oil off the top when you first open it. My dad does this to eliminate most of the fat content. Also, if you keep it in the fridge after opening and stirring the oil in it usually won't separate again.
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« Reply #133 on: 07 Apr 2011, 11:29 »

Yeah, one of my friends/ex-studio mate would bring in natural peanut butter to our studio and she'd pour all the oil off. Stuff was so delicious.
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« Reply #134 on: 07 Apr 2011, 14:53 »

I... actually prefer Jiff. I like molasses in my peanut butter.
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« Reply #135 on: 08 Apr 2011, 07:22 »

Yeah I'm not gonna lie my mom buys the natural peanut butter too and I tried it once just to see if it would help and no oh my god its still kinda horrific and I think maybe unless I'm just in a strange mood or something I almost never can eat peanut butter.
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« Reply #136 on: 08 Apr 2011, 09:17 »

There isn't anything wrong with that?
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« Reply #137 on: 08 Apr 2011, 13:03 »

I've never liked peanut butter either. I can eat it in a sandwich with a LOT of honey, and preferably with some bananas and raisins as well, but I would rather eat just about anything else. Almond butter is my favorite of the nut butters, and it's not something I want more than once a year or so.
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« Reply #138 on: 08 Apr 2011, 18:04 »

Won't eat peanut butter out of a jar but I am literally addicted to Reeses Cups
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« Reply #139 on: 08 Apr 2011, 19:12 »

Yeah in candy its different, they add loads of sugar to the peanut butter in Reeses cups, and that plus the chocolate helps it all balance out a lot differently.

Anyone ever heard of Jelly and cheese sandwiches? My dad would make those for himself sometimes where he would just straight up put big hunks of cheddar on a sandwich with jelly and eat it that way. Hmm, I wonder if my dad has gotten his cholesterol checked lately... I mean this is the guy who I once got up to get a drink of water one night and he was standing at the refrigerator, taking a bite out of a stick of butter. (he's in great shape and he's always been the thinnest person in the family but like his average lunch is a can of soda and a bag of m&ms)
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« Reply #140 on: 08 Apr 2011, 19:59 »

My mum taught my about jam and cheese sandwiches when I was younger. Apricot jam and cheese is my favourite combination, but the cheese has to be fairly thin slices, rather than big hinks of the stuff. It's also nice on toast, when the cheese mlts just a little bit.  Everyone I have told bout jam and cheese sandwiches looked at me like I was a fucking nutter.

Also, on the peanut butter (and cooking) front, I made peanut butter pancakes today, and that was the first time I really exerienced the whole sticking to the roof of your mouth feeling and it is really disconcerting! The pancakes were nice enough, and putting butter or maple syrup on them helped, but I needed to ahve a drink to help with the stickiness.
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« Reply #141 on: 08 Apr 2011, 20:56 »

I LOVE peanut butter, last week I made these chocolate cupcakes with peanut butter frosting



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« Reply #142 on: 09 Apr 2011, 12:34 »

Lunchy's lunchin',
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