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Ok! Dump her ass!
tomart:
--- Quote from: jordinyc on 31 Aug 2010, 11:06 ---(3) every girl he dates, no matter how intelligent or emotionally stable they are, are destined to be fucking psychos.
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a curiously similar trope Don't go there! recurs in another good long-running webcomic, Something Positive, where Davan even has a cynical phrase, "sticking it in the crazy"...
Carl-E:
Did Randy make that up? I could've swore I'd heard that expression before. Of maybe I've just incorporated too much S*P into my life...
:-P
sterlingdragon:
Hmmmm
How about this:
Marten, completely reasonably, breaks up with Dora and kicks her out, and then comes to the sinking realization that with Penelope with Wil, Faye with Angus, Tai with Multiple People, all female, Sara with an Allosaurus, Cosette with Steve, the only single girls currently in his life are Hanners, Marigold and Raven. Raven is not there, and if she were there, couldn't keep a relationship and would be a lesbian every other day. Marigold is too much of a shut-in recluse and too addicted to WoW(and probs gonna end up with Dale) to have a relationship outside of her own apartment. Hanners is afraid of sex, kisses, germs and physical contact, end of story.
Due to this, He walks to Steve's place, drags him by the arm to the bar, and there they find Jimbo making out with a very drunk Tai, and Sven passed out in the bathroom. Jimbo, Tai, Steve, Marten and Sven then drink all their troubles away, while exchanging classy small-talk. As Marten is walking home, he and Steve encounter a familiar foe in an alley...the Vespavenger. Pizza Girl arrives to save the day, but is knocked out, and then unmasked(spoiler: It's Penelope) by another supervillain, arriving on the scene...some chick. She, the Vespavenger and Vespabot then murder Steve, and tie up Marten and force him to watch. They're about to kill Marten, when both Vespavenger and unnamed supervillain are shot in the face, and cinderblocks are dropped on the Vespabot's head(Again, by Pintsize). The assailant? None other than a now-conscious Penelope, who utters the catchphrase 'Did you order a pizza, EXTRA DEATH?'
We then find out that the unnamed supervillain and the Vespavenger are secretly Dora and Raven. With both of them gone, Faye begins a tyrannical rule over Coffee of Doom until she is shot by a now-crazed Hannelore, who proceeds to kill Penelope, Wil, Angus, a couple slaves, Cosette, Marten(Who was at the time dating Cosette), Sven, Tai, Jimbo, and anyone else in the vicinity before being killed by an unknown female heroine, masked in shadows.
We then get an introductory comic to the character, because now, she is the focal point of the strip(Every other character being dead(Except for Sara, Ellen, and anyone else who completely disappeared), with her newly adopted Robo-sidekicks, Pintsize, Winslow and Momo, as well as her pets, a loudly-chirping English-speaking Bird, with the amazing power to insert a reference to sex into every sentence, and a Dog with the amazing power to punch things long distances. with these as her sidekicks, she is...
Sweet-Tits. Well, her real name is Rosemary Moore, but ever since her secret identity went public, she went from 'Hey, who's that weird chick' to 'Hey, isn't that Sweet-Tits?'
Anyway, Sweet-Tits is a cool gal, seh fights crime and doesn't afraid of anything.
Is it cold in here?:
Sshhh! No spoilers!
raoullefere:
--- Quote from: Polonius on 31 Aug 2010, 07:29 ---[Snip]
The way she said "Can you not see how I might find this a little inappropriate." It's such a detached way of expressing herself. She's not saying she's mad, or upset about what she saw, but because she feels entitled to the anger. In the earlier comic, she even says "I don't know what this looks like, but it isn't good."
Now, people don't always pick the best words (in RL or in text), but she never actually can come up with a reason for her anger. All she does is state that Marten should know that she would be upset by this. Because after six months of cohabitation for all three, there's apparently some sort of underwear taboo.
IIRC we've seen some fights between Marten and Dora before, usually with at least some fault on either side. I'm sure there will be a tidy resolution, (despite that look on Marten's face when Dora says Toto sucks), she made the mistake of messing with Faye. Marten's spineless, but Faye isn't going to go down for this.
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That's fear. Because if Dora says what she really thinks, it might be true. The more I think about it, the more she's actually trying (badly, but trying) not to do something irrevocable here. After all, she could simply leave.
I wouldn't count too much on Faye. As memory serves, Faye only stands up for herself when the other side isn't really fighting back—or what's at stake has nothing to do with her personally, which, of course, is in keeping with her own issues.
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