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Weekly Comic Thread 4-8 October 2010 (1766-70)
Is it cold in here?:
One item buried inconspicuously in the list of things in Hannelore's purse was her keys.
Who was it who just speculated on whether she'd get locked out of her apartment? EDIT: It was Akima.
matachin:
I fixated a bit too much on the multitool. Hanners is almost too cute to carry a pocketknife, but I'd bet that her multitool is one of those really nice ones with jeweler's screwdriver bits, as well as having single hand opening blades. Yum.
One of those plus a Swiss Army knife is redundancy overkill, but with both Hanners is crazy prepared.
Scratch that. On top of mace and a taser, I can see her with a rescue personnel utility folder that has a nice window breaker on the end.
Heliphyneau:
--- Quote from: raoullefere on 04 Oct 2010, 19:07 ---Meanwhile, I just now checked out last week's forum, only to discover Heliphyneau's Useless Sledgehammer Made Entirely of Boobs sitting there. I think it has me unsettled, possibly because while the hammer part makes a sort of sense, the handle will not work itself out in my mind. Such as it is.
--- End quote ---
Hmm, calcified/petrified implants lending structure to the handle? Although really, the point is that it's useless, after all. Boobs, while nice for other things, simply cannot hammer anything home (no matter what that dude who got boob-walloped by a stripper says), so there's no need for the handle to be functional either.
--- Quote from: Tergon on 04 Oct 2010, 19:38 ---While your Boob-Hammer is indeed impressive, it cannot match my Dick-Broom-Fu.
--- End quote ---
'Tis not a competition! Just another part of the toolset. Though I am having trouble discerning if you're saying that your (ahem) tool is more useless than mine, or more effective. The Useless Sledgehammer Made Entirely of Boobs has no Fu -- it only has a sort of squish-wubba-splat.
--- Quote from: akronnick on 04 Oct 2010, 20:44 ---UBMEOD.
USHMEOB.
Whats next, a Useless Screw-Driver Made Entirely Of Assholes?
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Why not? That does sound completely useless. :wink:
I like that Hanners had both a multitool and a Swiss Army knife in her purse. Her keys being inaccessible could cause some issues, but surely Sven is savvy enough not to take her back to his apartment since even if nothing happens between them he will still be thought to have made a play for her.
The thought of Sven and Hanners in a duel still has me giggling at the possibilities.
Kugai:
Yes it's true
It's never too cold for Ice Cream.
Sven wouldn't dream of it Hanners, he knows his life would be forfeit if he did.
Faye and Dora would kill him.
fifthfiend:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, Hanners.
Dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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