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See, Australia has literally the best beaches in the world (I will put Perth's beaches up against any comers, honest), but I'm not a hot weather person at all, nor do I like salt water, or sand (even if it is pristine, fine, white sand), or large groups of fuckwitted people. But I can understand why some folks go gaga over them. English beaches, or what I've seen of North American beaches (Vancouver, basically), I don't know how anybody gets excited over that.