And why is that? Because all of you seem to have completely missed out on something that's horribly wrong in Marigold's fanfic. Hermione and Ginny can't both be 25 years old at the same time...
And thats all thats wrong with that fanfic ?
No, it's not the only thing that is wrong with the fanfic. But it's the only thing wrong with the fanfic that I didn't expect of Marigold!
(As for ageing potion, it doesn't actually change how old you are. But I have to agree that timeturning hourglass could mess things up pretty bad... )
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Now, back to what the discussion is about now (or at least a few minutes ago). It's quick changes in these forums...
And that is what Dora will find out about Marten's porn when she talks to Pintsize:
Opportunity #1: Pintsize doesn't have a clue, according to comic #1 and in spite of another comic, which I can't find. Of course, Pintsize will show her something in the near of the weird things you can find on his twitter, just because he likes messing wtih people - but that shouldn't actually fool her, should it?
Opportunity #2: Pintsize does have it on his harddrive, but shows something else to Dora just to mess with her.
Opportunity #3: Pintsize does have it, but doesn't show it to Dora out of respect for Marten. Impossible - but it would nevertheless mean Pintsize would mess with Dora.
Opportunity #4: Pintsize does have it, and shows it to Dora just to mess with Marten. Doesn't happen, since he would miss the opportunity to mess with Dora.
Opportunity #5: Pintsize does have it, but doesn't want to show it since it disturbs him. Judging by his twitter feed, that rules out almost everything except normal porn... which is impossible because it's boring. Anyway, he would mess with Dora.
Opprtunity #6: Pintsize doesn't have what she's looking for, and tells her that... even more impossible than #3.
No matter how you look at it, Pintsize will just mess with Dora.
Then what about Marten's porn and fetishes, do they even exist? No is actually a reasonable answer, porn might turn him off since it's connected to his mother - as was just pointed out by jwhouk. And Hentai may be off limits because of Pintsize's obsession with that stuff. However, can't ignore what has been pointed out about cross-dressing (and anal strap-ons)... but I don't like the idea, so I'll stick to that he doesn't like porn at all.
Yet another too long post by me (but the first one in this forum, yay)