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Green Lantern
Elysiana:
--- Quote from: neomang5 on 15 Dec 2010, 22:49 ---I don't fucking blame you, that movie sounds dumb. I'm fucking tired of Jack Black. Dude is just not that funny anymore.
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To me it seems like everything he does anymore is just "I'm so SILLY! Look how SILLY I am, isn't that hilarious?!" Then again, I've never been a fan.
The trailer for Green Lantern reminded me too much of the immense ball of corny that was The Fantastic Four. I think I'll pass. But - Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool plzkthx.
neomang5:
I like Jack Black's earlier stuff, like he was pretty funny back in the days of like High Fidelity, and he does pretty good non-movie stuff, but takes the worst goddamn film roles (Tropic Thunder nonwithstanding). It's disappointing.
Blue Kitty:
I'M TALKING TO YOU NACHO LIBRE
NICOAGRANDE:
The reason ya'll want a Black Green Lantern is because Black Super Heroes are always superior and usually have more emotional strength... not to mention you can't really do Green Lantern without an origin story. Haven't ya'll realized yet? We're too stupid to not have origin stories... we all have Wikipedia and all that, but we need origin stories to spark our interest because we like seeing the fumbling and failing and mess-ups of super humans. That's why comic book writers kill so many heroes these days.
Superman.
Spider Man.
Batman.
All of them have died... not to mention the lesser heroes that no one likes and despises (Wolverine, Jean Gray, basically every X-man and X-men villain).
They should just make movie theatre musicals of every super hero movie a la RENT but minus HIV/AIDs. We're that dumb, we need that much inspiration. We need more men in wigs and santa outfits singing about killing dogs and somehow make it as dark as Joker killing Robin with a steel pipe and then somehow give Batman enough STD's that we want him to fail and then make him win.
We won't be happy until super heroes are the last thing in the universe we like.
Long story short... we're obsessed with them, we love them, we need them and we're secretly all pissed Moonknight and Nova and Blue Beetle don't go around fighting crime in our cities and have awesome villains like Venom and Skrulls (which are awesome and if you have to fight me on this, you won't win) and Clayface.
So just get over your psuedo-hipster anti (this movie sucks) psychology.
Shoryuken
- NICO ANOTNIO GRANDE
David_Dovey:
You're adorable
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