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[Heliphyneau]

I really should not have started this thread.  Sorry.









   <-- is totally contemplating Faye's tits.

[Wiregeek]

ahhh, tits.

[jwhouk]

Srsly?

[Superkid11]

Delicious. What else?

[ElvisRevenge]

You mean characteristics?

Well, they seem awful nice.

And that's all I can really say without going all softcore on you guys.

[Jabberwocky]

Saggy, but still perky in that 70's Playmate kinda way

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1745

Augh, what have I wrought for my first post?   

[ElvisRevenge]

UGH. They are SO not saggy. Sven's got 'em all wrong.

They're big, okay? But they're very supple and full. So long as she's still wearing a bra by age 40, I think she can still mold them into perkiness.

DAMMIT I SAID I WASN'T GOING TO DO THIS YOU SONS OF BITCHES

[amandathehunter]

Well, the Breast on the left, Helga, is oft neglected, and kind of bitchy about it, cause most guys are right handed and spend time with the right breast, Ilse. Ilse's always the center of attention, so she's a stuck up snob. but both of them know they're hot, and they use it to their advantage.

[akronnick]

Faye's tits are nice, but they'd be nowhere without Faye's buttocks!

[Jabberwocky]

Well, the Breast on the left, Helga, is oft neglected, and kind of bitchy about it, cause most guys are right handed and spend time with the right breast, Ilse. Ilse's always the center of attention, so she's a stuck up snob. but both of them know they're hot, and they use it to their advantage.

She calls it The Underachiever.   

[vettechinohio]

As an owner of a rather large pair myself, I would say that rather than saggy, her boobs are pendulous (:

And I call my slightly more droopy sister "The Underachiever" as well (:

[tomart]

I really should not have started this thread.
   <-- is totally contemplating Faye's tits.

No, I'm glad you did it; in times of pain and tragedy, we need something real, beautiful and life-affirming to distract our suffering brains from the inevitable slings and arrows of life...   

And what better contemplation could one offer?   

[nockiemommy]

As an owner of a rather large pair myself, I would say that rather than saggy, her boobs are pendulous (:

And I call my slightly more droopy sister "The Underachiever" as well (:

This is truly epic. From now on, my tits are hereafter known as The Pendulous Twins ... EPIC! Must have Psyduck! 

[IanClark]

Well, the Breast on the left, Helga, is oft neglected, and kind of bitchy about it, cause most guys are right handed and spend time with the right breast, Ilse. Ilse's always the center of attention, so she's a stuck up snob. but both of them know they're hot, and they use it to their advantage.

*The following comment is currently under review by the board of Old Men With Nothing At All To Do With Their Time in consideration for the Most Pedantic Statement Award 2010*

Wouldn't right-handed guys spend most of their time playing with her left breast?

[Paisleyfrog]

UGH. They are SO not saggy. Sven's got 'em all wrong.

They're big, okay? But they're very supple and full.

I'd trust Pintsize's description on this one.

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=33

And yes, my first post is about Faye's tits.

Awesome.

[Skewbrow]

*The following comment is currently under review by the board of Old Men With Nothing At All To Do With Their Time in consideration for the Most Pedantic Statement Award 2010*

Wouldn't right-handed guys spend most of their time playing with her left breast?

Rather than "pedantic" I would call that geometrically anatomically correct.

OTOH I spend a lot of time hugging my wife from behind. Oops. That doesn't invalidate your concern, as my arms are rather long.

[azurefirem]

As an owner of a rather large pair myself, I would say that rather than saggy, her boobs are pendulous (:

And I call my slightly more droopy sister "The Underachiever" as well (:

This is truly epic. From now on, my tits are hereafter known as The Pendulous Twins ... EPIC! Must have Psyduck! 

ugh, my boobs are too small for that. oh well, perky and pokey seem to suit them fine

[Dr. ROFLPWN]

They are not to be operated under the influence of heavy machinery

[nockiemommy]

They are not to be operated under the influence of heavy machinery

Is it because they're controlled substances or weapons of mass distraction? Cuz ... if mine are rated that, surely Faye's are.

[Dr. ROFLPWN]

They are not to be operated under the influence of heavy machinery

Is it because they're controlled substances or weapons of mass distraction? Cuz ... if mine are rated that, surely Faye's are.

We're not entirely sure. It's just part of the warning, anyway. Faye's tits are like plutonium--Sven operated them and look what they did to him, the poor bastard.

[nockiemommy]

They are not to be operated under the influence of heavy machinery

Is it because they're controlled substances or weapons of mass distraction? Cuz ... if mine are rated that, surely Faye's are.

We're not entirely sure. It's just part of the warning, anyway. Faye's tits are like plutonium--Sven operated them and look what they did to him, the poor bastard.

This is true ... *le sigh* ... it would be nice if MY tits could have turned a womanizer into a broken man. Well ... broken in the womanizing way, that is. Either way ...  BOOBS ARE AWESOME!

[akronnick]

(.) (.)

Indeed!

[nockiemommy]

(.) (.)i GIVE YOU ... EPIC BOOBS!     (   o    Y    o   ) teehee

 /         \/         \
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 \         /\         /

[Superkid11]

(      o           Y       o       )

[Boomslang]

(      o           Y       o       )

Too much, man.

Even those who love the largest ones must be able to survive the initial impact.

[Heliphyneau]

(      o           Y       o       )

Gah!  The Boobularity!

>_>

<_<

















(      o           Y       o       )

[nockiemommy]

(      o           Y       o       )

Too much, man.

Even those who love the largest ones must be able to survive the initial impact.

Plus ... those boobs are kinda flat ... Who wants flat boobs?

[Superkid11]

...
...

I might.

[eyosgkxb]

I really should not have started this thread.  Sorry.
   <-- is totally contemplating Faye's tits.

No, you did a good thing. Shows character.

[GeoffTheLlama]

Hmmm...Faye's tits are most likely rather flamboyant.

That is to say, they are Faaaaabulouuuus~.

...I'm going to hell, aren't I?

[nockiemommy]

Hmmm...Faye's tits are most likely rather flamboyant.

That is to say, they are Faaaaabulouuuus~.

...I'm going to hell, aren't I?

If you are, we all are, buddy.

[Superkid11]

Great, now I imagine at least one of her boobs talking with an exaggerated flamboyant lisp.

My night is ruined.

[Wiregeek]

They are not to be operated under the influence of heavy machinery

Is it because they're controlled substances or weapons of mass distraction? Cuz ... if mine are rated that, surely Faye's are.

We're not entirely sure. It's just part of the warning, anyway. Faye's tits are like plutonium--Sven operated them and look what they did to him, the poor bastard.

This is true ... *le sigh* ... it would be nice if MY tits could have turned a womanizer into a broken man. Well ... broken in the womanizing way, that is. Either way ...  BOOBS ARE AWESOME!

awkward zone defeated!

[nockiemommy]

They are not to be operated under the influence of heavy machinery

Is it because they're controlled substances or weapons of mass distraction? Cuz ... if mine are rated that, surely Faye's are.

We're not entirely sure. It's just part of the warning, anyway. Faye's tits are like plutonium--Sven operated them and look what they did to him, the poor bastard.

This is true ... *le sigh* ... it would be nice if MY tits could have turned a womanizer into a broken man. Well ... broken in the womanizing way, that is. Either way ...  BOOBS ARE AWESOME!

awkward zone defeated!

This is totally my new sig!LOL .... Rather (edit) it would be IF THERE WAS ROOM IN THE SIG BOX!

[ink slinger]

Well, the Breast on the left, Helga, is oft neglected, and kind of bitchy about it, cause most guys are right handed and spend time with the right breast, Ilse. Ilse's always the center of attention, so she's a stuck up snob. but both of them know they're hot, and they use it to their advantage.

*The following comment is currently under review by the board of Old Men With Nothing At All To Do With Their Time in consideration for the Most Pedantic Statement Award 2010*

Wouldn't right-handed guys spend most of their time playing with her left breast?

I was thinking the same thing...unless he spends a lot of time feeling her up from behind.

[Carl-E]

Tits!  and AAAAAAaaasss....

Orchestra and balcony! 

What they want is what you see...

[Coco]

(      o           Y       o       )

Too much, man.

Even those who love the largest ones must be able to survive the initial impact.

Plus ... those boobs are kinda flat ... Who wants flat boobs?

Also, just a weee bit cock-eyed.






See what I did there?

[Heliphyneau]

Hmmm...Faye's tits are most likely rather flamboyant.

Epically titacular.

Who knew the TITanic was a motorboat?

 . . . I'll stop now.

[michael28]

(      o           Y       o       )

Too much, man.

Even those who love the largest ones must be able to survive the initial impact.

But they die with a grin on their faces.

[jwhouk]

I didn't know she had pet birds.

[BlueMark]

UGH. They are SO not saggy. Sven's got 'em all wrong.

They're big, okay? But they're very supple and full. So long as she's still wearing a bra by age 40, I think she can still mold them into perkiness.

DAMMIT I SAID I WASN'T GOING TO DO THIS YOU SONS OF BITCHES

Wearing a bra won't preserve perkiness, it will increase sagging. Breasts are supported by living tissue - tendons, ligaments and muscle. Bras take the weight off of the breast's natural internal support and it atrophies, which in time increases sagging. Sagging is inevitable, but bras make it happen faster. So when the girls aren't being taken out on the town, they should be set free.

http://www.brafree.org/faq.html
http://www.007b.com/bra_sagging.php

Damn, my second post here, and I'm going into left field and getting myself labeled as a weirdo boob hippie... just great ...

[horsefish]

Tits!  and AAAAAAaaasss....

Orchestra and balcony!  

What they want is what you see...

YES!  What we need here is more showtune references!

*EDIT* I'M NOT BEING IRONIC I REALLY MEAN IT

[akronnick]

....And now that's stuck in my head.

I swear to God, are you people trying to drive me insane?!?!?

[Smerf]

I swear to God, are you people trying to drive me insane?!?!?

Well...  Yeah.


Also, Faye's boob's defining characteristics are altruism, honesty, and jiggle.

[Carl-E]

I swear to God, are you people trying to drive me insane?!?!?

Do we need to? 

[slydon]

(  o\)( o  )

[Carl-E]

.....BRILLIANT!

[snubnose]

Saggy, but still perky in that 70's Playmate kinda way

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1745

Augh, what have I wrought for my first post?   

I will rather go with the classic: They were firm, yet supple, with perky nipples and just the right amount of jiggling.

[snubnose]

I'd trust Pintsize's description on this one.

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=33

Aww, too late.

[tbones]

All this thread made me think of this awesome song