Topic: For sale: baby shoes, never used, Or the six word story thread (Read 22404 times)

pwhodges · « **Reply #100 on:** 18 Dec 2010, 12:36 »

Red squirrels; once there were thousands...

(In the UK, the grey squirrel has driven out the red squirrel within my lifetime.)

ThePianoMan · « **Reply #101 on:** 18 Dec 2010, 12:47 »

I ran, but with style, almost.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #102 on:** 18 Dec 2010, 12:49 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 18 Dec 2010, 12:44

This isn't some kind of metaphor.

A magnificently well done internet post.

jwhouk · « **Reply #103 on:** 18 Dec 2010, 13:17 »

There is a website for this.

Quote

For sale: Hemingway book, never opened.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #104 on:** 18 Dec 2010, 13:17 »

But can I pay in squirrels?

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #105 on:** 18 Dec 2010, 18:00 »

No really, where is my sword?

Slick · « **Reply #106 on:** 18 Dec 2010, 18:23 »

For sale: baby photos, hardly used.

Jace · « **Reply #107 on:** 18 Dec 2010, 19:17 »

For sale: Baby torso, lightly used.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #108 on:** 18 Dec 2010, 19:40 »

Quote from: Nodaisho on 17 Dec 2010, 15:27

That is because you are wrong.

It is not so, Mr. Nodaisho.

Your "fixed" post had seven words.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

(Sorry, I have problems with nitpicking)

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #109 on:** 18 Dec 2010, 19:58 »

Arguing over six word stories? Really?

sean · « **Reply #110 on:** 18 Dec 2010, 20:03 »

Quote from: Jace on 18 Dec 2010, 19:17

For sale: Baby torso, lightly used.

for sale: overdone joke, poorly used.

Caleb · « **Reply #111 on:** 18 Dec 2010, 20:05 »

The elevator made a groaning sound.

What the fuck happened? My eyes!

Nodaisho · « **Reply #112 on:** 18 Dec 2010, 23:20 »

Quote from: KickThatBathProf on 18 Dec 2010, 19:40

Quote from: Nodaisho on 17 Dec 2010, 15:27
That is because you are wrong.

It is not so, Mr. Nodaisho.

Your "fixed" post had seven words.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

(Sorry, I have problems with nitpicking)

Thrown off by the comma, perhaps?
(1.Six 2.Words 3.That 4.Is 5.Truly 6.Brilliant.)

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #113 on:** 18 Dec 2010, 23:28 »

Hurr durr burr nurr wurr, curr?

Basically I am the dumbest person

imagist42 · « **Reply #114 on:** 18 Dec 2010, 23:31 »

An accurate summation of the truth.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #115 on:** 19 Dec 2010, 06:09 »

The princess is in another castle.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #116 on:** 19 Dec 2010, 07:07 »

Transdimensional plumber seeks princess, breathes fire.

Plumber, Ape, Others: Compete in go-karts.

Anthropomorphic fox! Do a barrel roll!

Blue hedgehog curls in ball, accelerates.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #117 on:** 19 Dec 2010, 07:48 »

Blocks fall on other blocks, disappear.

Aurjay · « **Reply #118 on:** 19 Dec 2010, 09:57 »

look in mirror see no one.

Dazed · « **Reply #119 on:** 19 Dec 2010, 10:12 »

I've never seen so much blood

Coward · « **Reply #120 on:** 19 Dec 2010, 10:54 »

Got bored with this; fell asleep.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #121 on:** 19 Dec 2010, 10:57 »

Christ, not another fucking Pokemon thread

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #122 on:** 19 Dec 2010, 12:23 »

Pikachu, use thunderbolt. It's Super Effective!

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #123 on:** 19 Dec 2010, 12:32 »

Old man and boy go adventuring.

Robot falls in love, saves planet.

Mouse is great chef. Holy crap!

tania · « **Reply #124 on:** 19 Dec 2010, 16:55 »

there was nothing i could do

Yayniall · « **Reply #125 on:** 19 Dec 2010, 18:04 »

Pizza Delivery. She Couldn't Pay. Fuckin'.

jwhouk · « **Reply #126 on:** 19 Dec 2010, 18:21 »

TSA checkpoint in Speedo. Searched anyways.

Edith · « **Reply #127 on:** 19 Dec 2010, 18:51 »

I'm getting your hankie all wet.

KvP · « **Reply #128 on:** 19 Dec 2010, 18:53 »

You are tearing me apart, Lisa.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #129 on:** 19 Dec 2010, 19:35 »

Super hero family fighting crime together

Talking cars, character building and racing

Jace · « **Reply #130 on:** 19 Dec 2010, 19:58 »

Quote from: KvP on 19 Dec 2010, 18:53

You are tearing me apart, Lisa.

And now the thread is complete.

Liz · « **Reply #131 on:** 19 Dec 2010, 20:08 »

What the hell is happening here?

Nodaisho · « **Reply #132 on:** 19 Dec 2010, 20:33 »

Magic. Wonderful, wonderful magic. Join us?

Jimor · « **Reply #133 on:** 19 Dec 2010, 20:41 »

Dying can be a good living.

scarred · « **Reply #134 on:** 19 Dec 2010, 20:53 »

The bravest cocks guide the flock.

tHEfOOL · « **Reply #135 on:** 19 Dec 2010, 21:58 »

long, skinny, pedal on the right

Dollface · « **Reply #136 on:** 20 Dec 2010, 00:20 »

wise man said: fuck off hippie.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #137 on:** 20 Dec 2010, 22:46 »

Quote from: valley_parade on 17 Dec 2010, 07:45

This shirt is not ironic, dammit

(Damn you, Tim Thomas)

Your boy let in three tonight

valley_parade · « **Reply #138 on:** 21 Dec 2010, 14:05 »

Bought Bergeron sweater: he suffered concussion.

In short: I should never buy Bruins stuff again.

Umm, ummm, yeah, actual story. keep the thread going!

The trees were barely standing, charred.

De_El · « **Reply #139 on:** 21 Dec 2010, 14:38 »

Worse than his teeth, his insincerity

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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