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Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
Professor Snuggles:
(to a woman of color) Hey baby, was your daddy a UPS Driver? Cuz since I met you I've been wondering what brown can do for me.
Professor Snuggles:
Damn Girl, are you descended from one of the victims of the Donner party?
Because I would love to eat your ass.
Professor Snuggles:
Did your daddy run a failed Mule Train?
Cuz your ass is out of control.
Professor Snuggles:
Not to be blunt, but your daddy's name must be swisher, cuz damn girl you sweet.
Professor Snuggles:
Does your dad work for BP? Because I'm thinking he could help us clean up the oil spill after we do some drilling later tonight.
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