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Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
Professor Snuggles:
Is your dad a detective?
Cuz you look like you know a lot about dicks.
Professor Snuggles:
Is your daddy a hangman?
Cuz I'd love to choke you while we fuck.
Professor Snuggles:
Is your dad a pedophile?
Cuz he touched me when I was little.
I'm still in therapy.
Professor Snuggles:
(to a black woman) Are you a descendent of thomas Jefferson having sex with a slave?
Cuz you kinda fuck like a white girl.
Professor Snuggles:
Were you molested as a child?
Would you like some candy?
It's in my van.
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