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Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines

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Professor Snuggles:
Is your brother a bully?

Cuz I want him to beat up my throat.

With his dick.

Professor Snuggles:
Did your grandparents survive the holocaust?

Cuz you're really skinny.

Professor Snuggles:
Do you enjoy the philosophy of Friedrich Nietzsche?

Cuz I want to Ubermunch your cunt.

Professor Snuggles:
Did your father run a kennel?

Cuz honestly you're kind of a bitch.

Professor Snuggles:
Your dad must have hated all your childhood pets.

Cuz I get the impression you're used to your pussy getting killed.

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