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Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines

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Christophe:
Some people like to objectify women. I like to womanize objects.

Johnny C:

--- Quote from: tania on 29 Dec 2010, 09:36 ---get in the van or i'll fucking kill you

--- End quote ---

get out of my dreams and get into the van

Johnny C:
are you from tennessee? oh. you look like a backwater hick with bell's palsy or something. figured i'd ask

Johnny C:
do you come here often? i do. i'm coming right now

Johnny C:
i'll give you thirty bucks to drink this glass full of my piss

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