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Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines

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ThePianoMan:
Baby, you remind me of Psyduck, because  the sight of you, like Psyduck, makes me think of horrible fanfiction-related perversity.

 :psyduck:

ThePianoMan:
Babe, you're like a pokemon, in that I'd like to touch you with my (poke-)balls.

Johnny C:
hey baby, wanna see my psyduck? ha ha. see it's tattooed onto my penis, and when it's erect it evolves into golduck. where are you going

scarred:
bby, I choose you.

Aurjay:
Does this smell like chloroform? No? Shit, hold on a sec...

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