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Ozymandias

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Donkey Kong Country Returns
« on: 06 Jan 2011, 15:56 »
Holy fuck this game is hard what the fuck why are you doing this to me Retro I am enjoying it so much and then I have to spend 30 lives to get through a fucking bonus level and it hurts me it hurts me so bad augghgghghghghghghgh
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Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
« Reply #1 on: 07 Jan 2011, 09:43 »
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Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
« Reply #2 on: 07 Jan 2011, 11:22 »
harder than Diddy's Kong Quest?
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Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
« Reply #3 on: 07 Jan 2011, 11:45 »
Oh lord yes.
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Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
« Reply #4 on: 07 Jan 2011, 17:12 »
There's fuckin' mine carts and shit.
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Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
« Reply #5 on: 07 Jan 2011, 23:23 »
Man when you lose 30+ lives just trying to get through the first world, you have encountered a ridiculously hard game.

Thankfully, lives are abundant and it's actually really fun in its difficulty. Even if had to spend an hour just getting through the first KONG level.
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Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
« Reply #6 on: 08 Jan 2011, 02:46 »
I'm on world 4. Shit just got real.
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Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
« Reply #7 on: 08 Jan 2011, 20:31 »
hugagjsufabsg this game is so good
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Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
« Reply #8 on: 09 Jan 2011, 01:27 »
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Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
« Reply #9 on: 09 Jan 2011, 11:14 »
Christ, that was fantastic and exactly what playing the game two player is like.
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Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
« Reply #10 on: 09 Jan 2011, 11:30 »
Best/most fucked up 2 player experience since my brother and I rented Contra: Shattered Soldier because we couldn't find the NES.
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Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
« Reply #11 on: 11 Jan 2011, 19:10 »
I am having trouble with the forest stage since the original taught me to never ever let go of the A button. Also augh the spider wave level is terrible.
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Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
« Reply #12 on: 27 Jan 2011, 19:08 »
I am so glad everyone's saying how hard it is. We've only made it to the third world, and I was just thinking I was complete fail at it or something. Such a good game though.

Did the sea monster level in world two completely freak you guys out as well?
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Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
« Reply #13 on: 02 Feb 2011, 23:11 »
Jimmy, I'm going to monopolise your TV playing the shit out of this.
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