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I'm Fascinated By Gary Oldman-Fetishizing YouTube Commenters
Johnny C:
like, read the first paragraph of the previous post, but imagine that it is a prospective romantic partner. imagine that you are otherwise quite attracted to this person but you discover this after months of dating. would that be a dealbreaker?
Lines:
Johnny, I get it. I got it when I read the first post. Yes, it's funny in a sad way. But you know, someone could waste their time over worse actors. Like...pick the worst actor you can think of replace Gary Oldman with him. It makes it funnier.
Johnny C:
clarification: upon reflection, you realize it hasn't come out of nowhere. after watching some gary oldman movies you begin to recognize gary oldman quotes that have made their way into conversation, and you further realize that whenever you watch a movie or a tv show it either has featured gary oldman in some capacity or has been separated by no less than three degrees to gary oldman. gary oldman film philosophy has heavily informed this person's life. you also realize that when your partner said something that sounded like "gary" when you were having sex a couple of weeks ago it wasn't just something getting caught in their throat.
David_Dovey:
Don't force it Johnny
KharBevNor:
This thread is too high-concept, but not in a particularly good way.
Like it's trying to be Jaws but actually it's Lesbian Vampire Killers
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