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I'm Fascinated By Gary Oldman-Fetishizing YouTube Commenters
David_Dovey:
who's the broad
Blue Kitty:
Until a year or two ago I never knew the guy that played Sirius Black also played Commissioner Gordon.
Lupercal:
he has nice hair
(I'll be honest, I've only known him since the Batman series reboot)
Lines:
I love Gary Oldman. I mean, I don't worship him as a sex god or anything, but I think he's rather good looking and I like watching him in films. (He's on my list of British actors I love listening to.) And he's a good actor. At least it's an older, actually GOOD actor instead of like...Twilight people. Specifically Taylor Lautner. (He looks funny! And he's terrible!)
Johnny C:
maybe i haven't explained this right. have you guys looked at the videos? some of the gary oldman is sexy videos out there, they are the person's only video. their account comments almost exclusively on gary oldman videos. there are like numerous accounts like this. their entire online identity is like linked to how sexy they think gary oldman is. like, think about that for a second. really think about it. try to imagine life where, instead of posting about music and culture and news and politics and everything you post about on here, the whole of your online life is like an intensely focused laser beam of gary oldman worship. everything you talk and think about is a gary oldman reference. all other actors and individuals, you are comparing them constantly to gary oldman. whenever you go on youtube, you are looking up gary oldman videos and commenting on them. you have spent time in your life looking explicitly for clips of gary oldman to set to sexy music on youtube. that is your public engagement with culture.
are you thinking about that? think about this: imagine all of your posts, on this forum. go back and look at a page of your post history. now mentally insert a gary oldman reference into every single post. this is someone's actual life. this is the actual life of several people!
how come i have to explain what is funny about this
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