Topic: QC Caption Game!!!! (Read 19017 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 15 Mar 2011, 18:44 »

Go on, folks. What do you think they're saying?

You know you want to.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #1 on:** 15 Mar 2011, 19:01 »

Faye: Didn't get the deluxe package then? Or was that all they had in stock?
Angus: ....It's the best I could afford....

akronnick · « **Reply #2 on:** 15 Mar 2011, 20:41 »

I'm at work right now and the picture is blocked, so I'm just going to say:

"PO PI PO PI PO, PO PI PO!"

See Jeph's tumblr for the reference.

jwhouk · « **Reply #3 on:** 15 Mar 2011, 21:11 »

For those of you who are challenged: the actual dialogue is:

FAYE: Is it cool if we, um, don't have sex yet?
ANGUS: Of course! I don't wanna do anything you're not comfortable with.

(First panel, 1854)

Carl-E · « **Reply #4 on:** 15 Mar 2011, 22:35 »

Faye: "Was that you??"

Angus: "...ummm.... no?"

jwhouk · « **Reply #5 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 00:01 »

Faye: "So you're SURE you're okay?"
Angus: "Yeah, I'm fine. I just didn't expect to get clobbered by a dinosaur's head."

guayec · « **Reply #6 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 06:48 »

FAYE: Is it cool if we, um, don't have sex yet?
ANGUS: Wha...?

jwhouk · « **Reply #7 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 07:36 »

Faye: "So, the no-glasses look didn't freak you out?"
Angus: "No, I just didn't expect you to set fire to the drapes with your eye lasers."

Odin · « **Reply #8 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 08:00 »

"Really, it's okay--"

"No, really, I SWEAR this has never happened to me before, I don't know what the problem is!"

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #9 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 09:09 »

Faye: Wow...Two of them? I mean...
Angus: That's normal isn't it?

Odin · « **Reply #10 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 10:09 »

Angus isn't Nightcrawler.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #11 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 10:16 »

Quote from: Odin on 16 Mar 2011, 10:09

Angus isn't Nightcrawler.

What has an Angband monster to do with this thread?

Odin · « **Reply #12 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 10:23 »

The X-man Nightcrawler has multiple dicks. It's been kind of a joke in the comics ever since (I forget who the writer was at the time) wrote that in there (some time back in the 90s, joked about pretty hard in one of the commentaries for the old Cartoon show from back then).

Skewbrow · « **Reply #13 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 10:27 »

Ook. So wrong Nightcrawler then. Betcha his pants fit him like a glove.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #14 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 10:33 »

More on topic?

Faye: "Angus?... You remember that one time 4 weeks ago?... Well... I'm late."

Angus:"Gee.... Oh shit, are you sure?.... I mean... that's wonderful."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #15 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 10:53 »

Faye: "Remember we're expected at Mom's for dinner tomorrow, then we take Fergus and Moira to their play at school. Are you sure you can get home from work about an hour early?"

Angus: "Yes, I already cleared it with Ms. Farmer. Wouldn't want to miss this, their'll only gonna have one sixth grade play. Should I pick up a bottle of wine on the way home?"

DSL · « **Reply #16 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 11:41 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 16 Mar 2011, 10:53

Faye: "Remember we're expected at Mom's for dinner tomorrow, then we take Fergus and Moira to their play at school. Are you sure you can get home from work about an hour early?"

Angus: "Yes, I already cleared it with Ms. Farmer. Wouldn't want to miss this, their'll only gonna have one sixth grade play. Should I pick up a bottle of wine on the way home?"

FTW.

Blood-Tree · « **Reply #17 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 12:32 »

Faye: Sooo... Hypothetical Question: Let's say that you had enormous Daddy-issues that had resolved into a fixation on dinosaurs, that made coffee. Do you think it would be reasonable to ask your new boyfriend to engage is some, shall we say, related roleplay..?

Angus: Dinosaurs... Now are we talking bipedal or quadrupedal?

Merrick · « **Reply #18 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 14:47 »

Faye: "Marten, do you like me?"

Angus: "...wait, what?"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #19 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 18:56 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 16 Mar 2011, 10:53

Faye: "Remember we're expected at Mom's for dinner tomorrow, then we take Fergus and Moira to their play at school. Are you sure you can get home from work about an hour early?"

Angus: "Yes, I already cleared it with Ms. Farmer. Wouldn't want to miss this, their'll only gonna have one sixth grade play. Should I pick up a bottle of wine on the way home?"

That's insane!!! What kind of name is Fergus?!

Quote from: Blood-Tree on 16 Mar 2011, 12:32

Faye: Sooo... Hypothetical Question: Let's say that you had enormous Daddy-issues that had resolved into a fixation on dinosaurs, that made coffee. Do you think it would be reasonable to ask your new boyfriend to engage is some, shall we say, related roleplay..?

Angus: Dinosaurs... Now are we talking bipedal or quadrupedal?

Alternate line for Angus: Could I at least be on triceratop?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #20 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 19:16 »

"Honey, have you seen my pants?"

"Where did you have them last?"

jwhouk · « **Reply #21 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 19:30 »

Faye: You mean all this time it was in THERE?

Angus: I can't believe it either. I mean, a BRA in the Garbage Disposal?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #22 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 19:33 »

"Are you sure Pintsize isn't around?"

"No, I forgot to check!"

Kugai · « **Reply #23 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 19:42 »

Faye: "I have to warn you I sometimes fart in bed."

Angus: " . . . . . "

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #24 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 19:50 »

Faye: "Shit, I think I left the toaster on at my place!"
Angus: "Meh, whats the worse that can happen?"

Alternative to Angus' line;
Angus: "You used that excuse last night."

jwhouk · « **Reply #25 on:** 16 Mar 2011, 20:04 »

(We should do this weekly or something; vote on best response)

Faye: I'm not as bad as that Renee chick, am I?
Angus: No, of course not! She was so bad, she insulted her grandmother's choice in caskets!

IanClark · « **Reply #26 on:** 17 Mar 2011, 00:44 »

"Owls?"

"Owls."

foolsguinea · « **Reply #27 on:** 17 Mar 2011, 01:34 »

Quote from: Merrick on 16 Mar 2011, 14:47

Faye: "Marten, do you like me?"

Angus: "...wait, what?"

WIN

Dr. ROFLPWN · « **Reply #28 on:** 17 Mar 2011, 02:26 »

Faye: "So do you usually yell 'PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!' before you...?"
Angus: "Erm...Let's just say this isn't the first time I've been asked that."

Deadlywonky · « **Reply #29 on:** 17 Mar 2011, 05:51 »

Faye: I thought we agreed no morse code!

Angus: But I wasn't....

Skewbrow · « **Reply #30 on:** 17 Mar 2011, 06:32 »

Quote from: Deadlywonky on 17 Mar 2011, 05:51

Faye: I thought we agreed no morse code!

Angus: But I wasn't....

Alternative reply by Angus: But I was just gonna take some time to do the things we never had.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #31 on:** 17 Mar 2011, 06:42 »

Faye:

Angus:

Carl-E · « **Reply #32 on:** 17 Mar 2011, 06:47 »

Quote from: Deadlywonky on 17 Mar 2011, 05:51

Faye: I thought we agreed no morse code!

Angus: But I wasn't....

Made me think of this;

Mouseover text - Worries assuaged, the numbers become less important than your touches.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #33 on:** 17 Mar 2011, 07:29 »

That is one of my favorite xkcd strips the most romantic thing ever.

DSL · « **Reply #34 on:** 17 Mar 2011, 08:23 »

Faye: Wait, whose apartment is this? Your or mine?
Angus: Now that you mention it, it's a little ... clean ...

Border Reiver · « **Reply #35 on:** 17 Mar 2011, 10:08 »

Faye - How do we explain this to Hanners?

Angus - Not sure, but she's standing at the door right now.

Odin · « **Reply #36 on:** 17 Mar 2011, 10:41 »

Faye: "So do you usually yell 'GO WEB, GO!' before you...?"

Angus: "Erm...Let's just say this isn't the first time I've been asked that."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #37 on:** 17 Mar 2011, 11:46 »

Faye - What's up with the tatoo of "Swan" on your...

Angus - Actually, it says "Saskatchewan". I'm very proud of where the family came from.

Blood-Tree · « **Reply #38 on:** 17 Mar 2011, 12:35 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 16 Mar 2011, 18:56

Alternate line for Angus: Could I at least be on triceratop?

Well played Comrade, well played...

Faye: Angus, what do you think the fundamental character of my tits are?

Angus: ... Facta non verba?

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #39 on:** 17 Mar 2011, 15:28 »

Faye: So do you usually yell 'HULK SMASH!' before you...?

Angus: The condom broke.

Inspired by this work of art: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSfMfzmDnnU

Deadlywonky · « **Reply #40 on:** 18 Mar 2011, 03:44 »

Faye: Before we do this is need you to know something ... I have a phobia of back hair, it makes me think of my father.

Angus: ... Get the wax.

jwhouk · « **Reply #41 on:** 18 Mar 2011, 04:23 »

Faye: "You're not mad, are you?"
Angus: "No, I just didn't expect your sister to start hitting on my sister."

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #42 on:** 18 Mar 2011, 06:12 »

Faye: "What's that whirring sound coming from the walls, the headboard and the ceiling?"
Angus: "...Well, I can tell you what they aren't...they aren't hidden webcams...nope, no hidden cameras here..."

Deadlywonky · « **Reply #43 on:** 18 Mar 2011, 06:51 »

Faye: Do ... do you think i look pretty in bed?

Angus: well, Sven was right about your facial expressions

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #44 on:** 18 Mar 2011, 11:12 »

My excellent non-forum friend Ford W. Maverick made this with a copy of the image I sent him:

Sharp · « **Reply #45 on:** 18 Mar 2011, 12:19 »

In the lower bowels of the internet, we call these an "Oh Exploitable!"

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #46 on:** 18 Mar 2011, 12:44 »

Shouldn't we pick the favourite entry before we start a new one?

Anyway;
Faye: "I told you not to drink that 2 liter bottle of soda."
Angus: "Shut up, it could have happened to anyone!"
Hanners: "Shutup!Itwillneverbeclean!Shutup!Itwillneverbeclean!"

Method of Madness · « **Reply #47 on:** 18 Mar 2011, 14:18 »

Quote from: Method of Madness on 17 Mar 2011, 06:42

Faye:
Angus:

For context

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #48 on:** 18 Mar 2011, 15:01 »

Quote from: TheEvilDog on 18 Mar 2011, 12:44

Shouldn't we pick the favourite entry before we start a new one?

Yeah I'm still figuring out the best way to vote on the best one for a given picture. There'd have to be a cut off time for submissions so I could get a poll going, and I feel like that would suck the fun out of it. I'd rather just post a picture weekly and let people have fun with it. What do you guys think? I personally think captioning things is hilarious.

DSL · « **Reply #49 on:** 18 Mar 2011, 17:20 »

Faye: Let me check the kitchen. Hanners might have made us pancakes.
Angus: Right after waffles?

And a variation for round 2:

Faye: Aren't you going to mop the kitchen ...
Angus: ... and make us pancakes?
Hanners: YOU HAVE ALREADY HAD WAFFLES

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