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QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
« on: 03 Apr 2011, 07:44 »

I'm putting this up early because I'm about to leave town and I'm not sure I'll have an internet connection where I'm going. Anyway, this week's image chosen partially out of a suggestion from the great Tergon, and partially because It's pretty much the best one from last week:



Remember: Just because a character doesn't have a speech bubble doesn't mean you can't have them talk!  :wink: Enjoy!
« Last Edit: 03 Apr 2011, 07:46 by iduguphergrave »
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« Reply #1 on: 03 Apr 2011, 08:03 »

Dale:  "Yeahhhh... now if you twist it to the left, my glasses go green instead of white... oh, just like that..."
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
« Reply #2 on: 03 Apr 2011, 08:27 »

Every breath you take...

Every move you make..

I'll be watching you.

Every game you play...

Every night you stay...

I'll be watching you.
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« Reply #3 on: 03 Apr 2011, 08:39 »

Every breath you take...
Every move you make..
I'll be watching you.
Every game you play...
Every night you stay...
I'll be watching you.

Ah yes, the stalker's national anthem.

Anyway;
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« Reply #4 on: 03 Apr 2011, 10:39 »

"Isn't the glow from my glasses just as good as a sauna?"
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« Reply #5 on: 03 Apr 2011, 13:03 »

"Just remember - you never know what ELSE might be on your next pizza..."
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« Reply #6 on: 03 Apr 2011, 13:36 »

"Is my fly open?"
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« Reply #7 on: 03 Apr 2011, 15:05 »

"Step into the light...."
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« Reply #8 on: 03 Apr 2011, 17:35 »

Why yes my dear, I could be doing this in a slightly less creepy manner, but this way I can...
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« Reply #9 on: 03 Apr 2011, 19:14 »

"Check it out - LCD monitor glasses so I can frag tauren warriors while I walk."
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« Reply #10 on: 03 Apr 2011, 19:35 »

"I hate to tell you, but your breath smells like dogfood."
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« Reply #11 on: 03 Apr 2011, 20:03 »

"Wow, you are sweating a lot.  Do these things really generate that much heat?"
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« Reply #12 on: 03 Apr 2011, 21:56 »

"These are working X-Ray Glasses."
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« Reply #13 on: 04 Apr 2011, 06:46 »

Tonight, your place, strip WoW.
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« Reply #14 on: 04 Apr 2011, 06:59 »

I want to lick the swet from your brow
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« Reply #15 on: 04 Apr 2011, 07:34 »

OK, that one outcreeps the original. 
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« Reply #16 on: 04 Apr 2011, 07:35 »

"Um ... little help here? I'm still stuck in the trash can. And being gnawed by an opossum HURTS."
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« Reply #17 on: 04 Apr 2011, 10:23 »

To quote Miggs from the Silence of the Lambs:

"I can smell your c**t"

(censored for deacency)
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
« Reply #18 on: 04 Apr 2011, 10:50 »

"Check it out - LCD monitor glasses so I can frag tauren warriors while I walk."

Marigold: *thinking* I  wanted to be the first to have those!
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« Reply #19 on: 04 Apr 2011, 18:30 »

"I have a crush on Samuel L. Jackson."
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« Reply #20 on: 05 Apr 2011, 04:02 »

"Look closer!  MY GLASSES ARE NOW DIAMONDS."
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« Reply #21 on: 05 Apr 2011, 04:36 »

Taken out of context, it doesn't look like an angry face to me.  Hence I give you-
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« Reply #22 on: 05 Apr 2011, 04:40 »

Seems like it's getting a little ... hot ... in here
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« Reply #23 on: 05 Apr 2011, 04:43 »

Whispered closely in her ear...

"FTW"
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« Reply #24 on: 05 Apr 2011, 06:36 »

Take yer pick:

"Why hello there.  Aren't you a pretty thing.  I want to taste your fluids."

"If I step on an ant, it's impossible for me not to crush it."

"Rosebud..."
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« Reply #25 on: 05 Apr 2011, 13:33 »

Done with a really bad Appalachian accent - "You lookin' mighty cute in them jeans missy."
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« Reply #26 on: 05 Apr 2011, 14:14 »

There's no such thing as a good  appalachian accent. 
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« Reply #27 on: 05 Apr 2011, 14:55 »

"I saw your Ginny/Hermione fanfic."
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« Reply #28 on: 05 Apr 2011, 15:35 »

"I have no eyes."
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« Reply #29 on: 05 Apr 2011, 15:58 »

"Wow, you really need to use a scrub or some sort of moisturiser."
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« Reply #30 on: 05 Apr 2011, 16:15 »

"Yeah...I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday."
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« Reply #31 on: 05 Apr 2011, 16:27 »

"....And if you could go ahead and come in on Sunday as well that would be great."
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« Reply #32 on: 05 Apr 2011, 17:10 »

Done with a really bad Appalachian accent - "You lookin' mighty cute in them jeans missy."

Don't you mean "You sure do got a purty mouf"? Or would that just be if he was talking to another dude?
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« Reply #33 on: 05 Apr 2011, 22:32 »

"I know you secretly play Runescape."
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« Reply #34 on: 06 Apr 2011, 03:24 »

Done with a really bad Appalachian accent - "You lookin' mighty cute in them jeans missy."

Don't you mean "You sure do got a purty mouf"? Or would that just be if he was talking to another dude?

That's the line after he's "done" with Marigold.  Poor Hanners!  I don't suspect anyone at CoD has a bow.
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« Reply #35 on: 06 Apr 2011, 03:56 »

Dale: "This is my Come Hither look." "I'm warning you, this could be pretty ... intense."

Marigold: (thinking) "Why am I blushing?"
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« Reply #36 on: 06 Apr 2011, 08:11 »

"So... tell me... have you ever thought about, y'know... saving a bunch of money by switching to Geico?"

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« Reply #37 on: 06 Apr 2011, 09:06 »

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under.
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« Reply #38 on: 07 Apr 2011, 16:17 »

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« Reply #39 on: 07 Apr 2011, 23:00 »

You never did help me out of that trashcan
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« Reply #40 on: 07 Apr 2011, 23:51 »

"I am your fathers sisters brothers cousin."
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« Reply #41 on: 08 Apr 2011, 10:31 »

Marigold: That's not true!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!
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« Reply #42 on: 08 Apr 2011, 10:51 »

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« Reply #43 on: 08 Apr 2011, 11:05 »

"I am your fathers sisters brothers cousin."

Marigold: That's not true!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!

Dale: Search your feelings! You know it to be true!   :evil:

Marigold: NEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEEOOOooooo!!!!!   :psyduck:
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« Reply #44 on: 08 Apr 2011, 12:01 »

at some point we need Faye to be looking at Angus and then say, "Don't worry, he's my brother."
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« Reply #45 on: 08 Apr 2011, 12:26 »

"I know where the real 'Marigold' is buried."
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« Reply #46 on: 08 Apr 2011, 12:53 »

"Hey, you know something about technology. Can you get these glasses to stop glowing?"
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« Reply #47 on: 08 Apr 2011, 17:16 »

Darn, I was hoping you'd get the Spaceballs  reference. 
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« Reply #48 on: 08 Apr 2011, 17:34 »

Oh I saw it, but I thought Marigold going all Luke-with-his-hand-cut-off emo was way funnier.
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« Reply #49 on: 08 Apr 2011, 22:37 »

I thought that that would work better with Clinton

Or was that too obvious?
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