Topic: So what use do you have for fossilized Snicker bars ? (Read 9419 times)

snubnose · « **on:** 04 Apr 2011, 08:03 »

So what use would you have for fossilized snicker bars ?

DSL · « **Reply #1 on:** 04 Apr 2011, 08:38 »

As a punchline.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #2 on:** 04 Apr 2011, 11:01 »

Put them in a museum next to the vintage Pocky.

Carl-E · « **Reply #3 on:** 04 Apr 2011, 13:33 »

Prop up my keyboard for a better angle of attack.

Deadlywonky · « **Reply #4 on:** 04 Apr 2011, 15:17 »

use them in front of the keyboard as a wrist rest

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #5 on:** 04 Apr 2011, 15:27 »

Use 'em as a foundation for a house.

Kugai · « **Reply #6 on:** 04 Apr 2011, 18:27 »

Ammunition for a man portable Railgun.

DSL · « **Reply #7 on:** 04 Apr 2011, 21:37 »

Emergency Lincoln Logs.

Carl-E · « **Reply #8 on:** 04 Apr 2011, 21:48 »

I can't recall the last time I had a Lincoln Log emergency...

akronnick · « **Reply #9 on:** 04 Apr 2011, 21:50 »

Keep them handy in case of allosaurus attack, then feed them to the allosaurus as you run away!

Also works with bears, tapirs pigeons and raccoons!

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #10 on:** 04 Apr 2011, 21:54 »

But what about bandicoots?

akronnick · « **Reply #11 on:** 04 Apr 2011, 22:09 »

Nothing stops bandicoots!!!!!

They are eternal!

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #12 on:** 05 Apr 2011, 05:24 »

Quote from: akronnick on 04 Apr 2011, 21:50

Also works with bears, tapirs pigeons and raccoons!

Crap. The tapirs have gotten their hand (paws, whatever) on genetic engineering technology and have given themselves wings! We're doomed! Doomed I tells ya! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

Carl-E · « **Reply #13 on:** 05 Apr 2011, 06:17 »

Quote from: TheEvilDog on 05 Apr 2011, 05:24

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

Jabberwocky · « **Reply #14 on:** 05 Apr 2011, 06:28 »

What, no option for "special friend"?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #15 on:** 05 Apr 2011, 12:18 »

Maybe the tapirs could use their genetic engineering technology to crossbreed fossilized Snickers with vintage Pocky to develop a new super race with the powers of both.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #16 on:** 05 Apr 2011, 12:28 »

Jurassic Pock?

jwhouk · « **Reply #17 on:** 05 Apr 2011, 13:42 »

...is frightening in the dock, all the dinosours are running wiiiiilddd....

akronnick · « **Reply #18 on:** 05 Apr 2011, 16:25 »

Quote from: TheEvilDog on 05 Apr 2011, 05:24

Crap. The tapirs have gotten their hand (paws, whatever) on genetic engineering technology and have given themselves wings! We're doomed! Doomed I tells ya! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

I knew that missing comma was going to cause problems.

I didn't think it would lead to genetically engineered Super-Pocky.

Carl-E · « **Reply #19 on:** 05 Apr 2011, 17:15 »

If you could have predicted the outcome, it wouldn't have been a problem, now would it?

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bicostp · « **Reply #20 on:** 05 Apr 2011, 20:04 »

Sell them on eBay, or hide them in the box at the register.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #21 on:** 06 Apr 2011, 07:53 »

Quote from: akronnick on 05 Apr 2011, 16:25

I knew that missing comma was going to cause problems.
I didn't think it would lead to genetically engineered Super-Pocky.

And thats what you call going off on a tangent.

Carl-E · « **Reply #22 on:** 06 Apr 2011, 07:59 »

I like going off on tangents. They're fun to drive...

vettechinohio · « **Reply #23 on:** 06 Apr 2011, 08:05 »

Donate to Faye's ballistic charity efforts

Kugai · « **Reply #24 on:** 06 Apr 2011, 15:57 »

Anti-Tank Rounds

Fossilised Snickers Bars go through T-75's like going through tissue paper

snubnose · « **Reply #25 on:** 06 Apr 2011, 23:44 »

Quote from: vettechinohio on 06 Apr 2011, 08:05

Donate to Faye's ballistic charity efforts

Awww damn I forgot that one.

ysth · « **Reply #26 on:** 07 Apr 2011, 10:16 »

Deep frying.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #27 on:** 07 Apr 2011, 10:49 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 04 Apr 2011, 21:48

I can't recall the last time I had a Lincoln Log emergency...

I didn't think that you were quite that old that you would no longer remember

After googling for Lincoln logs and fondly recalling a gift that my Godmother brought to me from Sweden 40 years ago - soon there was always at least one piece missing.

On topic: Sell 'em to Mr Burns. He can hand them out to kids going around trick-or-treating.

Carl-E · « **Reply #28 on:** 07 Apr 2011, 13:49 »

Oh, I remember my Lincoln Logs; I just don't recall there ever being an emergency.

I have three younger brothers. We had four or five sets of 'em. That, and a couple of old erector sets. Used to make the most amazing structures.

Not to mention fencing in the dog.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #29 on:** 07 Apr 2011, 14:10 »

They're a good energy source when mixed with antimatter.

Carl-E · « **Reply #30 on:** 07 Apr 2011, 14:12 »

Isn't everything?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #31 on:** 07 Apr 2011, 16:55 »

Antimatter isn't. Mixing it with antimatter is quite boring.

Carl-E · « **Reply #32 on:** 07 Apr 2011, 19:01 »

It really doesn't matter.

Akima · « **Reply #33 on:** 08 Apr 2011, 16:14 »

I was going to ask, with regard to fossilized Snickers bars, "How could you tell?". But I might have been thinking of Twinkies.

akronnick · « **Reply #34 on:** 08 Apr 2011, 16:15 »

Twinkies are soft in their un-fossilized state. I Imagine fossilized Twinkies would not be...

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