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QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« on: 10 Apr 2011, 13:19 »

Really, what else could this week's image be?



Actually I might have to re-think always using an image from the previous week, cuz I did have another one in mind that I'd like to use next time.

Anyway, GO FOR IT
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #1 on: 10 Apr 2011, 13:27 »

HANNERS!?

DAD!?
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #2 on: 10 Apr 2011, 15:01 »

Nothing stopping you from using an image from whenever in the archives, or from even trying out that idea later this week.

Clinton:  Can I interest you in saving money with Gieco?

Hanners:  No!  I insure with SunLife!
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #3 on: 10 Apr 2011, 15:49 »

Clinton: "See my hand? Thats what happens when you don't wash after going to the bathroom!"
Hanners: "Get away from me, you unhygenic monster!"

Or how about;

Clinton: "Come with me and I will take you to a land of deterents and cleaning fluids."
Hanners: "STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER! I NEED AN ADULT!"
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #4 on: 10 Apr 2011, 19:10 »

"My God... your headband!  It... it's so blue!"
"OH GOD I'M WEARING A HEADBAND?"

Clinton:  Can I interest you in saving money with Gieco?

Hanners:  No!  I insure with SunLife!

NOOOOOO you stole my joke (I love you).
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #5 on: 10 Apr 2011, 20:44 »

Clinton: OMIGOD CAN I HAVE YOUR BABY?
Hanners: What? No! Aiigh!
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #6 on: 11 Apr 2011, 00:37 »



Sorry, I just had to.
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #7 on: 11 Apr 2011, 01:09 »

Clinton:  Did you know there are more living bacteria on your body than there are people in the entire world?!?!?

Hanners:  wheeeeeez...click-click-clllaaaahhh (emits a death-rattle as she has an aneurysm)

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Oh crap!  that was dark, but it just came to me and I had to do it.   :|
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #8 on: 11 Apr 2011, 04:00 »

Clinton: "May I have the next dance?" 

Hannelore: "I really don't know how..."
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #9 on: 11 Apr 2011, 04:30 »

"Hannelore, I am your brother. Search your feelings. You know it to be true."

"Noooooooo!"
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #10 on: 11 Apr 2011, 05:58 »

"My God... your headband!  It... it's so blue!"
"OH GOD I'M WEARING A HEADBAND?"

Clinton:  Can I interest you in saving money with Gieco?

Hanners:  No!  I insure with SunLife!

NOOOOOO you stole my joke (I love you).

You can have it back now, I've cleaned it and topped up the fluids. 

Clinton:  Hannelore, I haven't seen you since we busted out of that Turkish prison! 

Hanners:  Dammit man! You've blown my cover! 
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #11 on: 11 Apr 2011, 09:07 »

Clinton: "Wanna go QWERTY with me some time?"

Hanners: " :psyduck: "

Pintsize, off: "You foul-mouthed b*****d!"
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #12 on: 11 Apr 2011, 12:02 »

That's a good one! Wait? Replace Hannelore's line with "Meep?"
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #13 on: 11 Apr 2011, 13:40 »

Clinton: "... Goodness, Dearie, who did you think did all Mom's dirty work?"
Hannelore: "... meep ..."
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #14 on: 11 Apr 2011, 14:23 »

Hanners:  "Oh my god, it's you!!"

Clinton: "I told you I would find you I would find you again after the divorce - DIE!!!"
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #15 on: 11 Apr 2011, 18:11 »

DUN DUN DUN
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #16 on: 11 Apr 2011, 18:46 »

Clinton: "I can make a bunny with my hand. Want to see?"
Hanners: "NO!"
Marten: "Awww, I wanted to see the bunny..."
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #17 on: 11 Apr 2011, 22:11 »

Clinton:  Come with me if you want to live!

Hannelore:  SQUIRREL!

Or . . .

Clinton:  I swear, I've done thousands of breast exams, it's perfectly safe!

Hannelore:  No!  Your hands don't match!

Or . . .

Clinton:  Penguin farthinggale entropy pomegranate nubbin talingradinskkwrlqxtfdzs . . .

Hannelore:  Reboot, reboot!

Or . . .

Clinton:  I am filled with oatmeal!

Hannelore:  What?  Ew!
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #18 on: 11 Apr 2011, 22:31 »

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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #19 on: 11 Apr 2011, 22:38 »

Clinton: Have I mentioned I am heterosexual for you today?
Hanners: WHAT?
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #20 on: 11 Apr 2011, 22:53 »

Clinton: Give me back my hand!
Hanners: I'm still using it!
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #21 on: 11 Apr 2011, 23:00 »

Clinton: "I'm more machine now than man ..."
Hannelore: "Twisted and evil."
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #22 on: 12 Apr 2011, 12:30 »

Clinton:  "FLAME ON!"

Hanners: "INVISOSHIELD!"
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #23 on: 12 Apr 2011, 12:46 »

Clinton:  "I was just conducting a survey with your friend and his AnthroPC.."

Hannelore:  "Where are your pants?"
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #24 on: 12 Apr 2011, 20:21 »

Clinton: I've played Woody Woodpecker for forty years! Marry me!

Hannelore: I'm saving myself for Mr. Clean!
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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #25 on: 12 Apr 2011, 20:53 »

Is this cheating?

Actually, I don't care. 1000+ hours in mspaint later...

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Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 5!
« Reply #26 on: 13 Apr 2011, 08:12 »

Clinton: "So do you think you could ask your dad to put out an upgrade for this hand so it doesn't trap so much solid waste when I wipe?"

Hannelore: "He's on Twitter!  Get away!"
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