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Jace:
Then you could go all Kamikaze Samurai Chin Chan Woo Fan on me. Wouldn't want that. I might have to shoot ya with my rifle.

BeoPuppy:

--- Quote from: richlitt on 06 May 2011, 13:33 ---My English teacher told me to take more drugs or less drugs.

I think there were other stories. I don't remember.

--- End quote ---

So, clearly you went with the 'more' option?

Orbert:

--- Quote from: Akima on 06 May 2011, 16:04 ---Bonus points for the illiterate "All Asians are alike" joke, that one never gets old.

--- End quote ---

You do realize that I'm full-blooded Chinese and that my comment was meant to be ironic, right?

calenlass:
Hey, Jace, I got some uh this here moonshine if'n you wont it, but make sure you r'member that the password is "nig-lover" on account of our racist tendencies, cuz Bobby Lou gave me some new guns for my enormous collection and I'm a lil trigger-happy.

If you forget the password, you can always use the backup password, which is "Obama is the anti-christ cuz Jesus would never take away our death panels".

Oh, anyone seen our nukes recently? I see a towel-head over there. brb jumpin' in my GMC SUV

happybirthdaygelatin:
Oh man, now I want some 'shine.

I had a math teacher in high school who told us this story that to sum it up was "I always wondered why animals drink anti-freeze, so I tried it.  I woke up in the hospital a few days later." I liked his method of teaching math compared to the other teacher I had the previous quarter though.  I don't really recall why though.

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