Topic: QC Captions Vol. 8! (Read 11169 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 02 May 2011, 15:33 »

Eek! Sorry this one's late! Anyway, HERE:

And remember, don't let the number of speech bubbles restrict your caption-making; be creative!

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #1 on:** 02 May 2011, 15:40 »

"Dora! Faye! Check it out! I have a cat growing out of my armpits!"

Method of Madness · « **Reply #2 on:** 02 May 2011, 18:51 »

Tai: M-C-A!

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #3 on:** 02 May 2011, 19:15 »

Check out my new strapless bra!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #4 on:** 02 May 2011, 20:19 »

Sorry I dropped your cat!

Tergon · « **Reply #5 on:** 02 May 2011, 20:45 »

See, Faye? I used the money I saved from insuring with Geico to get their logo tattooed on my back! Cool, huh?

Skewbrow · « **Reply #6 on:** 02 May 2011, 22:12 »

Look! The hair under my armpits is strong enough to support the weight of your cat!

Tergon · « **Reply #7 on:** 02 May 2011, 22:17 »

Y'know this S&M dungeon isn't so bad! I mean it's kinda cold with my shirt gone, and the finger clamps hurt a little at first, but once I got used to having my arms up like this it's been okay!

Kugai · « **Reply #8 on:** 02 May 2011, 23:57 »

"And this is how I distracted those robbers last week."

Tova · « **Reply #9 on:** 03 May 2011, 00:48 »

Aaaaaand I'm dry!

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #10 on:** 03 May 2011, 02:22 »

"Aah! The moths got my bra too!"

akronnick · « **Reply #11 on:** 03 May 2011, 02:28 »

Mieville: "Ill sav u!!!"

Renewman · « **Reply #12 on:** 03 May 2011, 02:57 »

Tai: "I swear the size of her strap-on was THIS big!"

Apologies to anyone that might be offended.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #13 on:** 03 May 2011, 05:20 »

Tai: "Wow, I finally get breasts and this bloody cat gets in the way!....Just keep him away from my new moth tattoo...."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #14 on:** 03 May 2011, 07:27 »

Ah Ha! No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is fear, fear and surprise! Our two chief weapons are fear and surprise and partial female nudity!

Sorry, lads and lasses, this might gone on for longer than necessary if I let it, so I'll just finish this off now.

DJRubberducky · « **Reply #15 on:** 03 May 2011, 12:03 »

"Putting your arms up over your head gives the 'girls' extra lift. See?"

Kugai · « **Reply #16 on:** 03 May 2011, 13:50 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 03 May 2011, 07:27

Ah Ha! No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is fear, fear and surprise! Our two chief weapons are fear and surprise and partial female nudity!

Sorry, lads and lasses, this might gone on for longer than necessary if I let it, so I'll just finish this off now.

You are hearby sentenced to THE COMFY CHAIR!!

akronnick · « **Reply #17 on:** 03 May 2011, 14:53 »

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflies fly away

Emperor Norton · « **Reply #18 on:** 03 May 2011, 15:06 »

Narration at Tai: Sure
Narration at Faye: Unsure

hopefully people still remember those commercials

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #19 on:** 03 May 2011, 17:47 »

Sure!

Like you'd really let armpit moisture prevent you from holding onto the railing on a freaking bus.

Anyway, good one!

Method of Madness · « **Reply #20 on:** 03 May 2011, 18:04 »

Quote from: akronnick on 03 May 2011, 14:53

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflies fly away

You're a bad person

akronnick · « **Reply #21 on:** 03 May 2011, 18:52 »

I'm here to help!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #22 on:** 03 May 2011, 20:15 »

Quote from: Kugai on 03 May 2011, 13:50

Quote from: Border Reiver on 03 May 2011, 07:27
Ah Ha! No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is fear, fear and surprise! Our two chief weapons are fear and surprise and partial female nudity!

Sorry, lads and lasses, this might gone on for longer than necessary if I let it, so I'll just finish this off now.

You are hearby sentenced to THE COMFY CHAIR!!

It's been a while, but Just don't be the Galahad to my Lancelot alriight?

Kugai · « **Reply #23 on:** 04 May 2011, 17:04 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 03 May 2011, 20:15

Quote from: Kugai on 03 May 2011, 13:50
Quote from: Border Reiver on 03 May 2011, 07:27
Ah Ha! No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is fear, fear and surprise! Our two chief weapons are fear and surprise and partial female nudity!

Sorry, lads and lasses, this might gone on for longer than necessary if I let it, so I'll just finish this off now.

You are hearby sentenced to THE COMFY CHAIR!!

It's been a while, but Just don't be the Galahad to my Lancelot alriight?

Wouldn't Jay and Silent Bob be a better metaphor?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #24 on:** 04 May 2011, 21:13 »

Honestly not familiar with those two. I've heard the names, could probably ID them in a photo array, but still, don't know them.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #25 on:** 04 May 2011, 22:02 »

See: Clerks; Mallrats, Dogma; et. al.

(no really at least see Clerks; it's awesome)

Tergon · « **Reply #26 on:** 04 May 2011, 22:37 »

Followed by Dogma. Ben Affleck manages to not suck in it, it's a rare and wonderful thing. Plus just a pretty cool movie. You get to see Alan Rickman take his pants off! Full frontal nudity!

akronnick · « **Reply #27 on:** 04 May 2011, 22:53 »

I actually think Affleck is a pretty good actor when he's not trying to be leading man.

I liked him in Good Will Hunting and Shakespeare In Love.

Tergon · « **Reply #28 on:** 04 May 2011, 23:19 »

He was also good in Good Will Hunting, yes. That's one of my favourite movies, as it happens. In Shakespeare In Love he was okay, but he had a much smaller role in that, and you couldn't hear anything he said over the sound of Gwyneth Paltrow's boobs.

Oh come on, you know it's the truth.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #29 on:** 04 May 2011, 23:30 »

Affleck's performance in Hollywoodland was the only worthwhile part of that particular movie.

Carl-E · « **Reply #30 on:** 04 May 2011, 23:51 »

*sigh*

and my list grows ever longer...

Method of Madness · « **Reply #31 on:** 05 May 2011, 00:28 »

Quote from: Tergon on 04 May 2011, 22:37

You get to see Alan Rickman take his pants off! Full frontal nudity!

It's frontal, but I'd hardly call it full (you'll see what I mean when you see it). Seriously, though, great movie. I love Clerks, but there's no way Dogma's not his best movie.

tomart · « **Reply #32 on:** 05 May 2011, 00:37 »

Yeah, a snarky, carping Angel!

And more good casting in that movie: look who plays God!

Method of Madness · « **Reply #33 on:** 05 May 2011, 00:44 »

Spoiler alert, bro!

akronnick · « **Reply #34 on:** 05 May 2011, 01:04 »

Spoiler:

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Another Spoiler:

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Tergon · « **Reply #35 on:** 05 May 2011, 01:08 »

Well, it's not really a spoiler to say that Ben Affleck plays an Angel, since that's clear from the first time you see him and also in all promotional posters. And further, in a movie that is called Dogma and features Angels, the fact that someone portrays God isn't exactly stunning either.

Not that I approve of spoilers at all, I'm just saying that in all fairness, that's not really a spoiler.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #36 on:** 05 May 2011, 01:19 »

Quote from: akronnick on 05 May 2011, 01:04

Spoiler:
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It's the guy who plays the accountant in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Another Spoiler:
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Bethany kills him.

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akronnick · « **Reply #37 on:** 05 May 2011, 01:38 »

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Method of Madness · « **Reply #38 on:** 05 May 2011, 01:41 »

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akronnick · « **Reply #39 on:** 05 May 2011, 01:56 »

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Border Reiver · « **Reply #40 on:** 05 May 2011, 03:32 »

Quote from: Tergon on 04 May 2011, 22:37

Followed by Dogma. Ben Affleck manages to not suck in it, it's a rare and wonderful thing. Plus just a pretty cool movie. You get to see Alan Rickman take his pants off! Full frontal nudity!

Saw this one - Loved George Carlin, and was surprisingly able to tolerate Mr. Affleck.

I'll lose what little cred I might have by saying I forgot these two.

And back to the original purpose of this thread:

"Fan service time!"

Odal · « **Reply #41 on:** 05 May 2011, 05:16 »

Tai: Look, I pulled my pants up!

Dora: Holy shit, you're a woman?!

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #42 on:** 05 May 2011, 08:53 »

"Check out my new implants! You'd hardly know they're there!"

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #43 on:** 05 May 2011, 09:05 »

Tai: "Strip poker?" *tears off shirt* "I win!"
Dora and Faye: ".........."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #44 on:** 05 May 2011, 09:41 »

Tai: "Armpit Piercing Time!"

Method of Madness · « **Reply #45 on:** 05 May 2011, 16:57 »

Quote from: akronnick on 05 May 2011, 01:56

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God wasn't possessing that dude, God was that dude! S/he had taken human form, s/he hadn't taken a human's form!!!

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akronnick · « **Reply #46 on:** 05 May 2011, 17:53 »

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Method of Madness · « **Reply #47 on:** 05 May 2011, 18:00 »

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Kugai · « **Reply #48 on:** 05 May 2011, 23:50 »

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iduguphergrave · « **Reply #49 on:** 06 May 2011, 00:12 »

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