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QC Captions Vol. Lucky 13!
« on: 05 Jun 2011, 11:42 »


Faye: Why, look at that hair! Back in my day, young men didn't pour a gallon of gunk on their heads just so they could look like hedgehogs!
Dora looked on in horror. Most women worry about becoming their mothers. But the unthinkable had happened to Faye: She had become her grandmother.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. Lucky 13!
« Reply #1 on: 05 Jun 2011, 11:54 »
"I've got a friend who looks a lot like you... You wouldn't happen to have a mother named Beatrice, do you?"
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« Reply #2 on: 05 Jun 2011, 11:54 »
"Congratulations, you're our first contestant. Pick up that sword, NOW."
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Having to fight an adult deinonychus with a sharp rock is extremely scary. Granted, I only know this from dreams, but it makes complete sense.

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« Reply #3 on: 05 Jun 2011, 12:14 »
"How would you like to hear how much you can save by switching to Geico?" 
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« Reply #4 on: 05 Jun 2011, 14:23 »
Quote from: Carl-E on 05 Jun 2011, 12:14
"How would you like to hear how much you can save by switching to Geico?" 

What is all this chatter about Geico? It seems to be an insurance company, but it isn't in the strip... but I'm quite sure I've seen it in a newspost  :?

On-topic:

Faye: Did YOU invent the AnthroPCs?
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« Reply #5 on: 05 Jun 2011, 15:34 »
It's a car insurance company in the states. They have a quirky ad campaign.

How it relates to QC is beyond me.
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« Reply #6 on: 05 Jun 2011, 15:51 »
But it was a fave of Tergon early in this little exercise, so many of us have kept long past the expiry date - much like waffles or pancakes.

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« Reply #7 on: 05 Jun 2011, 17:31 »
"Just one 'Don't have a Cow' outta you and I'll sic the hounds on you!!"
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« Reply #8 on: 05 Jun 2011, 18:22 »
"I TOLD you, I'm NOT gonna pay a LOT for this MUFFLER!!!"
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« Reply #9 on: 05 Jun 2011, 20:39 »
HIPSTERS!!!!!1111
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« Reply #10 on: 05 Jun 2011, 21:06 »
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME HERE!"
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« Reply #11 on: 05 Jun 2011, 21:09 »
"Am I going to have to smack a bitch?"
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« Reply #12 on: 05 Jun 2011, 21:14 »
"Mention his name again and I'll SMACK YOU HALFWAY TO SCHENECTADY!"
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« Reply #13 on: 06 Jun 2011, 04:30 »
Suited Gent: Hey can I get a...

Faye: Waffles

Suited Gent: N.no I'd like...

Faye: WAFFLES

Suited Gent: No thanks I'll just...

Faye: WAFFLES

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So two scientists walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking competition, the first scientist says "I'll have a glass of H20 please". The second scientist says "I'll have a glass of H20 too"

Naturally the first scientist won.

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« Reply #14 on: 06 Jun 2011, 06:01 »
"Stop coming in here just to oogle attractive women."
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« Reply #15 on: 06 Jun 2011, 06:43 »
FAYE: "We've replaced our regular coffee with Folger's crystals. Let's see if you can tell the difference."

(EDIT) DORA, offpanel: "I heard that!"
« Last Edit: 06 Jun 2011, 10:00 by DSL »
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« Reply #16 on: 06 Jun 2011, 06:47 »
"I never wanted to be a barrista! I wanted to be.....


..a lumberjack!"
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« Reply #17 on: 06 Jun 2011, 06:52 »
FAYE: " Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mister Wensleydale, that's my name."
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« Reply #18 on: 06 Jun 2011, 07:21 »
"It's an EX-PARROT!"
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« Reply #19 on: 06 Jun 2011, 07:45 »
"He's not the Messiah!  He's just a naughty little boy!"
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« Reply #20 on: 06 Jun 2011, 08:13 »
It's a stiff,
Bereft of life it rests in peace,
It has run down the curtain and joined the choir invisubule.
IT IS A LATE PARROT
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So two scientists walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking competition, the first scientist says "I'll have a glass of H20 please". The second scientist says "I'll have a glass of H20 too"

Naturally the first scientist won.

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« Reply #21 on: 06 Jun 2011, 08:18 »
"You can hear the voices too, can't you? They speak to all of us. They want me to burn things."
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« Reply #22 on: 06 Jun 2011, 08:37 »
"For the last time... It's LARGE.. not VENTI!!!!!"
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« Reply #23 on: 06 Jun 2011, 08:39 »
And we STILL do NOT do F**KING FRAPPUCCINOS.
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So two scientists walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking competition, the first scientist says "I'll have a glass of H20 please". The second scientist says "I'll have a glass of H20 too"

Naturally the first scientist won.

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« Reply #24 on: 06 Jun 2011, 11:13 »
"Are you this "Jeph Jacques" everyone keeps muttering about?"
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« Reply #25 on: 06 Jun 2011, 11:42 »
"Hold very, very still...there's something in your hair that looks like it might be a brown recluse."
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« Reply #26 on: 06 Jun 2011, 15:41 »
"OK buddy, lets see some ID."
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« Reply #27 on: 06 Jun 2011, 16:07 »
"So, then I seez to her, 'Lady, thas my...Hey, where'd mah friend go?  Are yer mah friend?  Thas it! Yer mah new friend..."

Unfortunately, I can't to the boozicles.....
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Re: QC Captions Vol. Lucky 13!
« Reply #28 on: 07 Jun 2011, 11:53 »
Faye: OMG IT'S EMINEM!!!



oh wait Eminem's hair is brown now oh well
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« Reply #29 on: 07 Jun 2011, 12:15 »
" ... Waitaminnit ... YOU'RE not Dr. Corinne. Never mind all that stuff I've been saying for the last 50 minutes."
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« Reply #30 on: 07 Jun 2011, 19:11 »
"And, so you see, that's why that sort of thing NEVER works out the way that you'd think it might. I mean, sure, in theory, you think everyone's going to hold up their end of the bargain, but sure as thunder comes after lightnin', someone decides to coast, and stops doin' their part. Now, you get a big enough group together, that doesn't matter so much, but once the percentage of loafers gets above, oh, let's say 30% or so, just for the sake of argument, then the whole thing falls apart, so that's why Amway reps- HOW'RE THOSE BEANS COMIN, DORA?- okay, five more minutes? Cool! -for example, make their money off selling motivational stuff to people further down the pyramid than from the pyramid isself. 'S called the Free Rider problem. YOU WAIT RIGHT THERE, DORA SAID FIVE MORE MINUTES, AND I'M NOT WASTING HER WORK..."
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« Reply #31 on: 07 Jun 2011, 19:13 »
"Look closely at my shoulders, and tell me if my switch to Head & Shoulders is working. Oh, and if your gaze travels below my shoulders, I'll tear your spleen out through your ear."
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« Reply #32 on: 07 Jun 2011, 19:45 »
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.  You, however, are NOT my friend, so . . ."
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« Reply #33 on: 08 Jun 2011, 04:27 »
"What is that on your face?"
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« Reply #34 on: 08 Jun 2011, 09:15 »
HAH! I knew it! Hannerdad is not at some space station, HE IS HERE!
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« Reply #35 on: 08 Jun 2011, 09:53 »
You do NOT want me to make you my boyFLUNG!
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« Reply #36 on: 08 Jun 2011, 10:19 »
"TOWNIE!!!!!!1111"
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« Reply #37 on: 08 Jun 2011, 10:25 »
"...and that is how your soul belongs to me."
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« Reply #38 on: 08 Jun 2011, 10:49 »
Quote from: Border Reiver on 08 Jun 2011, 04:27
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« Reply #39 on: 08 Jun 2011, 10:52 »
"DAD?!"
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« Reply #40 on: 08 Jun 2011, 11:09 »



This is why I should never be allowed near a computer......
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« Reply #41 on: 08 Jun 2011, 11:31 »
Quote from: TheEvilDog on 08 Jun 2011, 11:09



This is why I should never be allowed near a computer......
Is it wrong that I totally want Dan Forden to cameo in QC?
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« Reply #42 on: 08 Jun 2011, 12:24 »
"Semi-autonomous mode or not. Tell all your robonerd friends that my chest is not a make-a-wish fountain."
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« Reply #43 on: 09 Jun 2011, 09:54 »
Quote from: Emperor Norton on 08 Jun 2011, 10:52
"DAD?!"

Why did it take so long for someone to come up with this?!?!?

Quote from: TheEvilDog on 08 Jun 2011, 11:09


 :-D Love it
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« Reply #44 on: 13 Jun 2011, 02:28 »
Ok, i admit it, i don't get the mask thing on Faye's head, and with no words to google, we moderns are helpless... 

Also, the GEICO thing is tiresome, if for no other reason than THEY RIP YOU OFF.* Their viral mind-control meme is A TOTAL LIE, now echoed endlessly by normal people, even unto eternity.  Their blatant lying propaganda might be the first thing extra-terrestrials hear if humanity dies out.   (am i a GOM?)    :|

* I was their customer, UNfortunately.
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« Reply #45 on: 13 Jun 2011, 05:55 »
Quote from: tomart on 13 Jun 2011, 02:28
Ok, i admit it, i don't get the mask thing on Faye's head, and with no words to google, we moderns are helpless... 

The mask belongs to Scorpion, one of the original characters from the Mortal Kombat game. One of his signature moves was to fire a small spear with a rope attached at his oppenent and shout "Get Over Here!!!" and pull the opponent towards him.
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« Reply #46 on: 13 Jun 2011, 09:30 »
Quote from: SirDudley on 06 Jun 2011, 11:13
"Are you this "Jeph Jacques" everyone keeps muttering about?"

OHMIGAHD I love the thought of CoD being full of real people who somehow got into the strip but aren't allowed to mention it to any of the characters...

Webcomic tourism  :psyduck: Yes please!
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« Reply #47 on: 13 Jun 2011, 16:31 »
...so when I realized he was using the Alphabet Trick on me, I was like "that's right, spell my name bitch!"

 :-D
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« Reply #48 on: 13 Jun 2011, 20:36 »
Thank you.  I just gufawwed in a computer center at a convention center full of mathematicians grading AP exams...


GOD  I needed that! 




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« Reply #49 on: 01 Aug 2011, 08:08 »
Quote from: TheEvilDog on 13 Jun 2011, 05:55
Quote from: tomart on 13 Jun 2011, 02:28
Ok, i admit it, i don't get the mask thing on Faye's head, and with no words to google, we moderns are helpless... 

The mask belongs to Scorpion, one of the original characters from the Mortal Kombat game. One of his signature moves was to fire a small spear with a rope attached at his oppenent and shout "Get Over Here!!!" and pull the opponent towards him.

There are people who don't know who Scorpion is? Oh man  :psyduck:
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