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QC Captions Vol. 21
« on: 31 Jul 2011, 06:00 »

WOO Another week! Enjoy!

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 21
« Reply #1 on: 31 Jul 2011, 06:43 »

Marten: "Do you get the feeling that we're being watched?"
Dora: "All the time.
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« Reply #2 on: 31 Jul 2011, 07:00 »

MARTEN: "No, seriously, I have a plan ..."
DORA: "No, you don't ."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 21
« Reply #3 on: 31 Jul 2011, 08:10 »

M: "So, yeah, uh, I gotta go, uh shelve some books"
D: "Yeah, me too, I mean I gotta go roast some beans"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 21
« Reply #4 on: 31 Jul 2011, 10:51 »

Marten: "Do you get the feeling that we're being watched?"
Dora: "All the time.
That is great!
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« Reply #5 on: 31 Jul 2011, 12:03 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 21
« Reply #6 on: 31 Jul 2011, 13:46 »

Marten: "Do you get the feeling that we're being watched?"
Dora: "All the time.
That is great!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 21
« Reply #7 on: 31 Jul 2011, 17:36 »

Marten (Thought):  'If I jump her bones now, I wonder if she'll kill me?'

Faye:  (Thought):  'If he jumps my bones now, I wonder if Tai will kill him.   Hmmmmmmmmmm'
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« Reply #8 on: 31 Jul 2011, 18:11 »

Marten: "Crap, I see a swarm of Twilight fans in the distance."
Dora: "I'm not sure the bunker can handle it."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 21
« Reply #9 on: 01 Aug 2011, 02:55 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 21
« Reply #10 on: 01 Aug 2011, 07:40 »

^LOL YES!   :-D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 21
« Reply #11 on: 01 Aug 2011, 10:27 »

"..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 21
« Reply #12 on: 01 Aug 2011, 12:52 »

'Should we tell them we've switched bodies?'
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 21
« Reply #13 on: 01 Aug 2011, 15:46 »



lol! I thought I'd be the only one on here who likes demotivator posters; that's so awesome! I've actually made a few that are QC-related; if people wanna see them let me know and I'll post em here at the end of the week (or on the fanart thread, where one of them is already)

Marten: "Do you get the feeling that we're being watched?"

I heard that in Bugs Bunny's voice  :laugh:
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« Reply #14 on: 01 Aug 2011, 18:06 »

Definitely post those, man.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 21
« Reply #15 on: 01 Aug 2011, 20:47 »

M:Man that girl was kinda cute. I hope Dora didn't catch my ogling.
D:How should I tell him i got drunk last night and made out with tai
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 21
« Reply #16 on: 02 Aug 2011, 05:22 »

I apologize to those people who like twilight, but not until they apologize for the horid wish-fulfillment books and the rape of the European vampire mythos...
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« Reply #17 on: 02 Aug 2011, 11:30 »

I apologize to those people who like twilight, but not until they apologize for the horid wish-fulfillment books and the rape of the European vampire mythos...
You do realize that will never happen in both of our lifetimes, right?
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« Reply #18 on: 02 Aug 2011, 18:44 »

I apologize to those people who like twilight, but not until they apologize for the horid wish-fulfillment books and the rape of the European vampire mythos...
You do realize that will never happen in both of our lifetimes, right?
Dracula is still in his castle, sitting in his shower, trying to scrub off the dirty.
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« Reply #19 on: 02 Aug 2011, 22:43 »

Dracula is still in his castle, sitting in his shower, trying to scrub off the dirty glitter.

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« Reply #20 on: 03 Aug 2011, 15:35 »

Blade just visited the author and Buffy staked the lot of them.
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« Reply #21 on: 03 Aug 2011, 16:10 »

Marten: "Geez, one Twilight reference and  the thread goes THAT far off tangent?"
Dora: "Yeah, hope no one mentions the Smurfs."
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« Reply #22 on: 03 Aug 2011, 16:40 »

"Yeah, hope no one mentions the Smurfs."

Oh you smurf smurfing smurf. I hope your smurf falls the smurf off!  :-D
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« Reply #23 on: 03 Aug 2011, 16:48 »

Meh they can do whatever they want with the smurfs. I've never liked it, but glittering vampires went too far
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« Reply #24 on: 03 Aug 2011, 16:51 »

Meh they can do whatever they want with the surfs. I've never liked it, but glittering vampires went too far

How dare you have such insensitivity towards the poorest peasants of medieval England, servants to the land and helpless to the whims of their Lords!

EDIT: Nevermind, you fixed it. Love ya!

Anyway...





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« Reply #25 on: 03 Aug 2011, 17:13 »

Blade just visited the author and Buffy staked the lot of them.
I have long fantasised about a Blade/Twilight crossover. I might even pay to see it in 3D. Blade had sparkly vampires too, after all. As they disintegrated into ash...
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« Reply #26 on: 03 Aug 2011, 18:02 »

DORA: Well, Marten, the espressosaurus vanished again the took Faye and Hanners with it. Raven's in Canada again, Cosette fell in the dumpster out back and Penelope may or may not be delivering pizzas, so I've had to hire some temporary help.
MARTEN: I was wondering ...
DORA: But between you and me, they have some unusual names.
MARTEN: You mean funny names?
DORA: Yes. For example, Who is at the register, What is running the espresso machine, and I Don't Know is cleaning the Cave of Twenty Asses.
MARTEN: That's what I want to know.
DORA: What do you want to know?
MARTEN: What's the name of the girl at the register?
DORA: No, Who is running the register.
MARTEN: I'm asking YOU what's the girl's name at the register?
DORA: No, What's the name of the girl running the espresso machine.
MARTEN: I don't know!
DORA: She's cleaning the Cave of Twenty Asses. We're not talking about her.

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« Reply #27 on: 03 Aug 2011, 18:03 »

CONTINUED

MARTEN: Listen, I come in here, I go to the register, I order my usual large latte and I give the money to who?
DORA: You'd better. You're not my boyfling anymore.
MARTEN: Your what?
DORA: Never mind, it's a forum tangent.
MARTEN: Yes, but who gets the money?
DORA: Every dollar of it.
MARTEN: Yes, but what's the name of the girl who gets the money?
DORA: No, she's at the espresso machine. She makes your latte. Who gets your money.
MARTEN: I don't know!
MARTEN and DORA in unison: Cave of Twenty Asses!

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« Reply #28 on: 03 Aug 2011, 18:04 »

CONTINUED

MARTEN: Listen, you got a girl who takes the beans over to The Secret Bakery and brings back the muffins?
DORA: Sure.
MARTEN: You gonna tell me her name?
DORA: I'm Sorry.
MARTEN: It's no big deal, I just wanted to know her name.
DORA. I told you. I'm Sorry.
MARTEN: And I told you, it's no big deal. i just wanted to know who ran the beans and the muffins.
DORA: No, Who runs the register.

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MARTEN: Same as you! SAME AS YOU! I come in here and order a large latte and give my money to who! Whoever that is tells what! I don't know! She's cleaning the Cave of Twenty Asses because it's full of beans and muffins because of I'm Sorry and I'm sick of your apologies!
DORA: What?
MARTEN: I said I'm sick of your apologies!
DORA: Oh, she's just a customer. You were staring at her ass as she walked out.
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« Reply #29 on: 03 Aug 2011, 18:19 »

Hey, don't skip that last one!  There really was a punchline! 
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« Reply #30 on: 03 Aug 2011, 19:35 »

Bud and Lou are rolling in their graves right now.
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« Reply #31 on: 03 Aug 2011, 19:49 »

While laughing their butts off.

And seriously, how can we go from vampires portrayed by former Nazi killing secret agents/James Bond villian/heavy metal singer/Count Dooku/Saruman/Johnny Depp's dad to the pretty boy killed in the 4th Harry Potter flick as our vampire?
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« Reply #32 on: 03 Aug 2011, 20:29 »




I've always preferred the classics, myself. 
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« Reply #33 on: 04 Aug 2011, 02:52 »

Works for me.
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« Reply #34 on: 04 Aug 2011, 05:37 »

Dora (whispering): Do you think anyone out there is really buying this?
Marten (whisper back): Not really. Wanna go in back and make out?
Dora: Not now, let's wait until the red light on the camera is off.
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« Reply #35 on: 04 Aug 2011, 06:19 »

Marten: "My thingy used to be in your thingie..."
Dora: "And now you've made things awkward...."
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« Reply #36 on: 04 Aug 2011, 08:07 »

Joint hidden thought bubble:  "Am I wearing my own underwear, or is it..."
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« Reply #37 on: 04 Aug 2011, 11:37 »

Marten thought bubble: "I wonder if she got that tattoo finished yet"
Dora thought bubble: "Do they sell Wrecking Balm at Costco?"
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« Reply #38 on: 04 Aug 2011, 13:47 »

Marten: "Krhm. Pintsize misses you."
Dora: "Mieville misses him."
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« Reply #39 on: 04 Aug 2011, 16:20 »

M: "Nice hand truck you got there"
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« Reply #40 on: 04 Aug 2011, 17:18 »

M: "Nice hand truck you got there"
D: "Yeah, that red-haired chick that just left here looking for batteries said the same thing. Said she and her friend needed to borrow it. Thing, is they wanted me to loosen the wheels so it would vibrate when it went downhill. Weird."


M: "You mean the girl with the slingshot?"
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« Reply #41 on: 04 Aug 2011, 18:38 »

(script under comic)

"...And that's when Jeffy realized he was in the wrong comic."
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« Reply #42 on: 04 Aug 2011, 18:41 »

Jeffy: Bil drew my dotted line all the way to the internet! That asshole's tryin' to get rid of me!
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« Reply #43 on: 04 Aug 2011, 20:22 »

Clinton (Muffled Voice):  "Hey!  Let me outta here!!"
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« Reply #44 on: 04 Aug 2011, 22:47 »

While laughing their butts off.

And seriously, how can we go from vampires portrayed by former Nazi killing secret agents/James Bond villian/heavy metal singer/Count Dooku/Saruman/Johnny Depp's dad to the pretty boy killed in the 4th Harry Potter flick as our vampire?

What's Keith Richards got to do with all this?


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D: "Yeah, that red-haired chick that just left here looking for batteries said the same thing. Said she and her friend needed to borrow it. Thing, is they wanted me to loosen the wheels so it would vibrate when it went downhill. Weird."


M: "You mean the girl with the slingshot?"

HEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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« Reply #45 on: 05 Aug 2011, 10:20 »

M: "You mean the girl with the slingshot?"
HEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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« Reply #46 on: 05 Aug 2011, 11:07 »

While laughing their butts off.

And seriously, how can we go from vampires portrayed by former Nazi killing secret agents/James Bond villian/heavy metal singer/Count Dooku/Saruman/Johnny Depp's dad to the pretty boy killed in the 4th Harry Potter flick as our vampire?

What's Keith Richards got to do with all this?


I refer you to the most recent version of "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" where the man played a dentist (if he couldn't scare you into flossing no one could)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 21
« Reply #47 on: 06 Aug 2011, 05:05 »

heh, wow, this has been a pretty awesome caption week! Since someone expressed interest earlier, here are some QC demotivator posters I made awhile back. You know, for shits and giggles.
















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« Reply #48 on: 06 Aug 2011, 05:49 »


Little?
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« Reply #49 on: 06 Aug 2011, 11:09 »

Cthulhu'd!
Ha, that's a new one for me. I liked it.
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