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[GarandMarine]

Didn't know that, that's fucking ace.

[Zingoleb]

'fucking ace' is an oxymoron in some circles.

[GarandMarine]

None of my circles, so I'll remain unconcerned.

[BeoPuppy]

maybe not pointless. Discover some new music.

[Blue Kitty]

Addings monsters to thrift store paintings

[Valdís]

Addings monsters to thrift store paintings

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[Metope]

Oh man! I want to try that, to the thrift store!

[snalin]

maybe not pointless. Discover some new music.

That's really great. It also reminded me that I don't listen enough to Scar Symmetry.

[LTK]

Omelette!

[snalin]

You threw 1000 candies on the ground...? (;_;)

[Sorflakne]

You gotta play this. Wait until you have 60 candies, from there on it only gets better.

So what do lollipops do and why do I want to plant them?

[Pilchard123]

I think you can make a farm.

[Papersatan]

The sorceress takes lollypops in exchange for spells.  But, her prices are steep, so planting a bunch so that they get a counter is helpful. 

[Sorflakne]

I think you can make a farm.

Well, yeah, but what do they themselves do?
Ok, the above post was posted while I was tying the above comment.

[Pilchard123]

Why is this so addictive?!

[LTK]

It's like a facebook game that forces you to wait after doing anything, only it's not trying to bleed you for money at the same time.

Man, I cannot defeat that dragon.

[Papersatan]

"What is the only thing to go
   beyond the limits of our   
          universe?"

I'm stuck.

[Welu]

My first thought was "The universe" because it expands? Haven't got as far as that yet.

[Zingoleb]

god? i dunno.

[Papersatan]

It is not:
Nothing
God
Time
Frogs
Love
Candy
The Universe

Maybe I am just not meant to know yet. 

[TinPenguin]

That question foxed me too, I've tried every whimsical and every serious answer I can think of.

But that aside, this game is waaaay more fun than it should be.

[LTK]

"What is the only thing to go
   beyond the limits of our   
          universe?"

I'm stuck.

That's not all the frog says.

[TinPenguin]

Oh.

Oh fucking christ.

[Zingoleb]

Bilious Slick?
   /
 

[Welu]

"What is the only thing to go
   beyond the limits of our   
          universe?"

I'm stuck.

That's not all the frog says.

Just got it. God damn it.

[Sorflakne]

Currently stuck on the dragon as well, but alchemy is fun at least.

Man, even with invulnerability potions, that dragon is evil...wonder if a turtle potion would make a difference...

[Pilchard123]

Did you know you can keep clicking on the merchant's lollipop to make the price lower? And on his hat for free candy?

[LeeC]

[Metope]

[BeoPuppy]

[LTK]

Ahhhh, I had a baby duck that did exactly the same thing.

[mtmerrick]

LOVE that metope 

[Jace]

The sorceress takes lollypops in exchange for spells.  But, her prices are steep, so planting a bunch so that they get a counter is helpful.

Plant approx 20k lollipops to get 100/sec max output.

[Pilchard123]

http://www.break.com/index/firecracker-explodes-a-cowpie-over-this-kid-2440304

Aside from the obvious "Why was he stood so close to a lit explosive?"...

The sorceress takes lollypops in exchange for spells.  But, her prices are steep, so planting a bunch so that they get a counter is helpful.

Plant approx 20k lollipops to get 100/sec max output.

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[Valdís]

I have a Level 7 Sword of Life and am at the Dragon.

And I just figured out that eating the candies gives me more HP.

[Pilchard123]

IIRC, you need to eat ~10x your current health in candies to get ~2x health.

[LTK]

I have a Level 7 Sword of Life and am at the Dragon.

And I just figured out that eating the candies gives me more HP.

...brb, eating 66000 candies

[snalin]

Apparently, if you just keep fighting for long enough, there stops coming knights and guards out of the castle entrance. You can net almost 20k candies that way.

[pwhodges]

Who frightened the neighbours first - Hanners or Rei?

[Sorflakne]

I wish I had saved my wish for when I had something like 5mil lollipops.

Did you know you can keep clicking on the merchant's lollipop to make the price lower? And on his hat for free candy?

I wasn't going to click these because it seems too obvious for it to not be a joke, but then I got curious, because sometimes the person is telling the truth, but all that happens is that the merchant seems to get angry.

[K1dmor]

 http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

 I....don't have any comments about this. Except "NSFW" language "poetry".

[Pilchard123]

I wish I had saved my wish for when I had something like 5mil lollipops.

Did you know you can keep clicking on the merchant's lollipop to make the price lower? And on his hat for free candy?

I wasn't going to click these because it seems too obvious for it to not be a joke, but then I got curious, because sometimes the person is telling the truth, but all that happens is that the merchant seems to get angry.

Hm. You have to click about 15 times on the round part of the lollipop next to the merchant, I think. He first tells you to stop it because other people might want to buy it, then he starts lowering the price and then at 50 candies he says he can't go any lower. As for his hat...I don't know why it didn't work, you only have to do it 3 or four times, IIRC.

EDIT: Also, when you get the cauldron (from the castle stairs - summon an IMP as soon an you star the quest), make some GMOOH potions. Each one has a chance to send you to a cow level which on completion will triple your lollipop harvest (you can still only have 100/sec from the farm, but you will get 300/sec in practice)

[Pilchard123]

http://verizonmath.blogspot.co.uk/2007/08/original-recording-of-verizon-customer.html

 

Just...wow?

[snalin]

EDIT: Also, when you get the cauldron (from the castle stairs - summon an IMP as soon an you star the quest), make some GMOOH potions. Each one has a chance to send you to a cow level which on completion will triple your lollipop harvest (you can still only have 100/sec from the farm, but you will get 300/sec in practice)

OMG YESSSSSSSSS

[Pilchard123]

[LeeC]

does anyone remember this show?

[Blue Kitty]

Hell yeah, I used to love it, Hey Dude, and Salute Your Shorts

[Sorflakne]

I wish I had saved my wish for when I had something like 5mil lollipops.

Did you know you can keep clicking on the merchant's lollipop to make the price lower? And on his hat for free candy?

I wasn't going to click these because it seems too obvious for it to not be a joke, but then I got curious, because sometimes the person is telling the truth, but all that happens is that the merchant seems to get angry.

Hm. You have to click about 15 times on the round part of the lollipop next to the merchant, I think. He first tells you to stop it because other people might want to buy it, then he starts lowering the price and then at 50 candies he says he can't go any lower. As for his hat...I don't know why it didn't work, you only have to do it 3 or four times, IIRC.

EDIT: Also, when you get the cauldron (from the castle stairs - summon an IMP as soon an you star the quest), make some GMOOH potions. Each one has a chance to send you to a cow level which on completion will triple your lollipop harvest (you can still only have 100/sec from the farm, but you will get 300/sec in practice)

Lollipops are of no issue for me anymore, because the developper's computer is now mine.  700 million lollipops per quest + candy converter?  Yes please!



Eat AAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL the candies!

[LeeC]

wasnt sure where to put this but I wanted to share this.  figured it was random
http://imgur.com/gallery/RaNIT


edit: this too!
http://imgur.com/gallery/SgS5V5m

[ackblom12]

STOAT!!!