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[Masterpiece]

he enjoys being poked in his butt?

[Papersatan]

I assume he is turned to look at the score board when he is testing his opponent's weapon which is why he is poking himself in the rear and not on the leg. 

[LeeC]

[pwhodges]

Oh God, another!...

[Blue Kitty]

[smack that isaiah]

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I know what's happening in this but can someone explain to me why it's happening?

As a fencer, this situation is probably happening because the guy on the left, Choi from Korea, just got a touch against him.  He, however, believes that the touch was off-target on the upper hamstring.  The white light going on in the background shows that when he is hit in the upper hamstring it is, in fact, off-target and there is nothing wrong with the electronics/his lamee/his opponent's foil. 

What probably happened in the bout was the fencer on the right's tip flicked downward and hit the clip connecting Choi's lamee to his body cord and then slipped downwards hitting his hamstring.  The first hit on the clip would register as on-target but Choi wouldn't have felt it.  The falling tip hitting his hamstring he would have felt, but wouldn't have registered an off-target as the on-target was already showing. 

Ultimately: touch, right.

[K1dmor]

 

 

 "Men after taking a shower":

 

[Blue Kitty]

[Akima]

Rain.

[LeeC]

go garrus!


also animals and mating

[GarandMarine]

The animals and mating gallery is all by Humon of Scandinavia and the World fame.

Support the artist with views n' stuff here:
http://humoncomics.com/

[LeeC]

thats GM! I thought the art style looked familiar!

[Blue Kitty]

Guy texts unsolicited dick pick to a woman, so she sends it to his mom

[Masterpiece]

Guy texts unsolicited dick pick to a woman, so she sends it to his mom

That is the part that I hate about internet anonymity. And I love how she dealt with that.

[K1dmor]

 

[LeeC]

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bad ass soxs....

I like the one on the left....
im a perv i guess...and blondes are my kryptonite

[Papersatan]

[BeoPuppy]

Isn't that a small village in Lancre?

[Sorflakne]

I think I just found my new favorite theme song.  I should probably get around to watching the anime at some point.

[pwhodges]

Just to avoid misunderstanding, that's not the video sequence that goes with the song in the actual OP, though those images are all from the show (or the concluding film).

[GarandMarine]

"...rise up young boy and make yourself a legend!"

Catchy little song and one of the more popular OPs I've ever heard. Hideaki Anno had it forced on him though and reportedly hated it. He wanted classical music for the OP instead.

[pwhodges]

Specifically Borodin's Polovtsian Dances (which is used in Kare Kano and RahXephon, among other anime).  I've seen someone attempt to fit the OP video to the Dances with modest success:

[pwhodges]

I can't think of a snappy remark about this odd new fetish.

[LeeC]

[BeoPuppy]

http://gawker.com/amazon-sales-of-george-orwells-1984-shot-up-7-000-thi-512603930

[Yayniall]

This is probably my favourite song from Eva.
The rebuilds in particular are full of awesome bits and bats of music.

[ankhtahr]

This song is so absolutely awesome, but spoiler warning: It contains major spoilers for the series finale of series 4 of (the renewed) Doctor Who, if somebody didn't see that yet. Well, not really spoilers, the whole song is basically a summary of the episodes.

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The Doctor's stuck in the Pandorica,
Amy might be dead and Rory's a Roman with a gun inside his hand
Seems like things aren't going as planned
River's in the TARDIS,
The TARDIS is on fire,
She's feeling the heat,
On repeat she'll require,
Someone she can trust,
Someone with a bow tie,
But he's been locked up
And left to die.
Oh my God what will they do
Seems impossible to get through,
My mind is blown I bet yours is too,
Well I guess this is Doctor Who.
Rory's quite distressed and he starts to sob
When the Doctor appears with a mop,
"Get me out of the Pandorica."
"But you're not in the Pandorica."
"Yes I am, well, yes I was, it's complicated but I won't explain it now because... "
Then he disappeared into a hazy fuzz,
That man I can't explain why he does the things he does.
Oh my God I don't I don't have a clue
These paradoxes are hard to construe
My mind is blown I bet yours is too,
Well I guess this is Doctor Who.
It's the Big Bang Two and I need to review what on earth just happened before my eyes.
Time has gone askew the universe has too
I'll try to explain to you the Big Bang Two,
The Big Bang Two.
The Doctor's got River's vortex manipulator,
Which he'll use to meet Rory 2000 years later
When they meet Amy after her sleep in the box.
They realise the sun is really the exploding TARDIS.
Doctor saves River from the imitating star.
This woman watches back can't help but point out the obvious.
Oh my God he's wearing a fez,
Oh my God he's wearing a fez,
Oh my God he's wearing a fez,
Oh my God he's wearing a fez.
A Dalek pops up out of nowhere
Shoots the Doctor kills him quite unfair
He jumps back 12 minutes to the stairs,
He's dead,
And everyone despairs.
Little do they know the Doctor lies
He's gone stopping the universes demise.
Amy says her last goodbyes,
Doctor flies up into the skies.
The universe is back it's true
But the Doctors said his final adieu,
Maybe he'll come back if she remembers you.
It's the Big Bang Two and I need to review What on earth just happened before my eyes.
Time has been renewed the universe has too,
But Amy still can't help but cry.
Someone's missing, the question's who.
Then she remembers -
Something old
Something new
Something borrowed,
Something blue.
And that's the Big Bang Two.
I hope it didn't confuse you.

[nekowafer]

I appreciate you.

[GarandMarine]

[ankhtahr]

Isn't that a small village in Lancre?

Damnit, how could I have overseen this obvious Pratchett reference for so long?

[Sorflakne]

[Blue Kitty]

Oh c'mon, she's a Cookie Monster Hunter

[Loki]

Isn't that a small village in Lancre?

Damnit, how could I have overseen this obvious Pratchett reference for so long?

Wait, what reference?

I will probably go "duh" as soon as someone points it out.

[Blue Kitty]

[ackblom12]

[ankhtahr]

Isn't that a small village in Lancre?

Damnit, how could I have overseen this obvious Pratchett reference for so long?

Wait, what reference?

I will probably go "duh" as soon as someone points it out.

Don't you know? That curiously named small village up in Lancre?

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Whenever somebody in the Pratchett novels, mainly in the city watch novels, tells somebody to put something to "the place where the sun does not shine" somebody answers: "Isn't that a small village in Lancre?", as in fact there is a small village in Lancre named "The Place Where The Sun Does Not Shine"

[BeoPuppy]

There's also a place called 'bad ass'. It was founded in a place were a stubborn donkey refused to cross a brook. Hence, Bad Ass. This in response to the picture of those two bestockinged ladies.

[GarandMarine]

This one is defective, fetch me another!

[snalin]

"Jacob keep your claw on!"
"NO"

[LeeC]

for some reason at a glance I thought it was freddie mercury. lol
Source


also happy fathers day soon....

[Sorflakne]

[Blue Kitty]

[LeeC]

[K1dmor]

 

 ....
 
 

[LeeC]

thought this was funny

[ackblom12]

How Common Is Your Birthday?

[pwhodges]

[LeeC]

lol lizard 2: hey man whatcha doin?
kitty: WAHAHAHA! the hell!?

dont look!

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[Pilchard123]

So ah...what?

[cesium133]

How Common Is Your Birthday?

I wonder what some of the factors that go into this could be. Looking at December it looks like the days around Christmas rank lower than the week before and the week after. I wonder if that could be due to scheduled C-section births. In my case my mom was due on the 26th, but the doctor wanted to go on vacation over Christmas, so I ended up being born on the 19th instead.

edit -- the week after could also be due to people trying (and apparently failing) for a New Year baby.