1. I do not know how I would handle missing out on QC for that long. I missed the whole "Momo's New Chassis" story-arc (since #1999) and was shocked at how much I missed.
2. I would fear getting into an accident and falling into a coma. Only to wake a year or more later and find that Marten has moved back to California, Hannelore not only has a boyfriend but is also General Manager of Coffee of Doom II (also in California...), Steve is now engaged to Padma, Dora & Tai & Marigold are all in separate bi-sexual relationships, Pintsize has a human-like chassis and a (biological) human boyfriend, and Pizza Girl's secret & full identity has been revealed.
3. Oh, and that Shelby smothered Jeph to death at some point and QC was discontinued after #3050 despite fans' efforts to keep Questionable Content alive.