Topic: QC Captions Vol. 34! (Read 16626 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 30 Oct 2011, 12:39 »

Heya, bros. Should be an exciting week (in the comic, though I certainly hope it gets crazy in here too

). Enjoy!

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #1 on:** 30 Oct 2011, 15:00 »

Marten: "Sorry Hanners, but about that Flashdance remake you want to auditon for...."
Hanners: "What about it?"
Faye: "They dropped the bucket!"

celticgeek · « **Reply #2 on:** 30 Oct 2011, 15:02 »

Marten: Flashdance?
Hannelore: Owls.
Faye: OWLS!.

Kugai · « **Reply #3 on:** 30 Oct 2011, 15:32 »

Marten: "But this is ......."
Hanners: "Yes."
Faye: "I want waffles!"

I just felt like being enigmatic.

GeoCorn · « **Reply #4 on:** 30 Oct 2011, 16:31 »

Marten: Do you smell something?
Hanners: Huh?
Faye: Sorry! That was me!

That's right. A fart joke. I'm so classy.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #5 on:** 30 Oct 2011, 16:58 »

God if I were a moderator.....

pwhodges · « **Reply #6 on:** 30 Oct 2011, 17:10 »

Vol 2 ends with 599, under which Jeph has written:

Quote from: Jeph

Aw yeah, ending this volume with a fart joke. KEEP IT CLASSY, QUESTIONABLE CONTENT.

This hardly gives us the authority to object...

WAYF · « **Reply #7 on:** 30 Oct 2011, 17:58 »

Marten: So, uh, when you were reading this book, did you practice any of the dances?

Hannelore: I only tried a little bit of the Hokey-Pokey.

Faye: YOU PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN...

DSL · « **Reply #8 on:** 30 Oct 2011, 18:33 »

MARTEN: "There must be thousands of them. Hundreds of thousands ..."
HANNELORE: "1,771,561. That's assuming ..."
FAYE: "I GOT IT! All we hafta do is (hic) schtop feedin' em an' they'll schtop ffff ... Fff. ... Fff .. Breedin'!"

Sidhekin · « **Reply #9 on:** 30 Oct 2011, 19:19 »

Marten: Let it snow?
Hanners: Let it snow?
Faye: Let it snow!!!

jwhouk · « **Reply #10 on:** 30 Oct 2011, 19:22 »

Quote from: Sidhekin on 30 Oct 2011, 19:19

Marten: Let it snow?
Hanners: Let it snow?
Faye: Let it snow!!!

Considering the circumstances - WIN.

DSL · « **Reply #11 on:** 30 Oct 2011, 19:32 »

Quote from: Sidhekin on 30 Oct 2011, 19:19

Marten: Let it snow?
Hanners: Let it snow?
Faye: Let it snow!!!

Genius.

GeoCorn · « **Reply #12 on:** 30 Oct 2011, 19:42 »

Quote from: DSL on 30 Oct 2011, 18:33

MARTEN: "There must be thousands of them. Hundreds of thousands ..."
HANNELORE: "1,771,561. That's assuming ..."
FAYE: "I GOT IT! All we hafta do is (hic) schtop feedin' em an' they'll schtop ffff ... Fff. ... Fff .. Breedin'!"

Yay Star Trek references!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #13 on:** 31 Oct 2011, 05:37 »

MArten: "You do know what gonna happen if you carry the Flashdance thing to the conclusion from the movie, rgiht?"

Hanners: "No, what?"

Faye: "Fanservice!"

Jabberwocky · « **Reply #14 on:** 31 Oct 2011, 05:40 »

Marten: Butts.
Hannelore: Butts?
Faye: Butts!!

...ohgod, what was that i don't even...

GeoCorn · « **Reply #15 on:** 31 Oct 2011, 12:37 »

Marten: Do you think Faye is too drunk to go with us?
Hanners: Are you sure Faye is drunk?
Faye: Let's go to Waffle House!

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #16 on:** 31 Oct 2011, 12:41 »

Marten: “I don't care what it says in here, the bucket is not part of competition regs!”
Hanners: “Thanks, I was getting worried.”
Faye: “I founderded Fraggles! Really! Inna sink! I thin' Pintsize is tryin' to breed 'em.”

Kugai · « **Reply #17 on:** 31 Oct 2011, 14:00 »

Marten: "It says right here that the restaurant serves talking meat."
Hanners: "In that case, I want to go to the Burger Chef."
Faye: "I just saw a Whale outside the window!!"

GeoCorn · « **Reply #18 on:** 31 Oct 2011, 14:22 »

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 31 Oct 2011, 12:41

“I founderded Fraggles! Really! Inna sink! I thin' Pintsize is tryin' to breed 'em.”

Even though Faye is drunk, that actually sounds like something Pintsize might try. What if Muppets are AnthroPCs in the QC universe?

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #19 on:** 31 Oct 2011, 15:55 »

Quote from: GeoCorn on 31 Oct 2011, 14:22

What if Muppets are AnthroPCs in the QC universe?

Waldorf: Thats a pretty good question.
Statler: No, the question is, who cares?
Both: Dohohohohoho!

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #20 on:** 31 Oct 2011, 21:50 »

Quote from: GeoCorn on 31 Oct 2011, 12:37

Faye: Let's go to Waffle House!

+1

Carl-E · « **Reply #21 on:** 31 Oct 2011, 22:09 »

Quote from: GeoCorn on 31 Oct 2011, 14:22

What if Muppets are AnthroPCs in the QC universe?

DSL · « **Reply #22 on:** 01 Nov 2011, 03:35 »

I suspect Kermit could get like that after the end credits rolled on a particularly frustrating show. You can push those nice ones just so far ...

Border Reiver · « **Reply #23 on:** 01 Nov 2011, 04:43 »

That would have been most of the shows.

He was a quiet frog, always polite, paid his bills on time, kept a clean theatre, then one day, BAM!

There were bits of foam and cloth everywhere! All they found of Fozi was that hat, and don't ask about Gonzo...

Carl-E · « **Reply #24 on:** 01 Nov 2011, 06:13 »

Gonzo was Crazy Harry's last victim.

That was probably what finally set Kermit off.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #25 on:** 01 Nov 2011, 11:32 »

Since we seem to be having an off-week I'm gonna post more images to keep our sick minds occupied. I thought this one might be funny given our surprise guest strip:

DSL · « **Reply #26 on:** 01 Nov 2011, 11:35 »

HANNELORE: "I'm scared. What if Sergei's in the back room?"
MARTEN: "C'mon. There's a little green frog Muppet at the counter. How scary could it be?"

GeoCorn · « **Reply #27 on:** 01 Nov 2011, 13:05 »

Hanners: Do you suppose the "I punch you in the face" part is a joke?
Marten: I dunno... that looks pretty realistic for fake blood...

WAYF · « **Reply #28 on:** 01 Nov 2011, 13:48 »

Hannelore: I've been to this yoga centre before. Turns out Vladek can be very quiet...

Marten: That only makes it worse... how do you get blood on your windowsills quietly??

Hannelore: I've been wondering that too...

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #29 on:** 01 Nov 2011, 15:50 »

First pic:

Marten: "Drunk"
Hannelore: "Drunk"
Faye: "BOOBS!"

DSL · « **Reply #30 on:** 01 Nov 2011, 15:53 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 01 Nov 2011, 15:50

First pic:

Marten: "Drunk"
Hannelore: "Drunk"
Faye: "BOOBS!"

I like this one a lot.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #31 on:** 01 Nov 2011, 17:21 »

Second pic:

Hannelore: "I think I recognize those red cells. You haven't been in there, have you?"

Marten: "Hold on... where did TSB get their beans before COD?"

Sergei (out of frame): "You want BEANS? I show you best beans. Are behind meat cleaver. Come look very near."

ok that one didn't make much sense... the punchline's ok, though if anyone would like to reuse it

Alternate Hanners ending: "I didn't know coffee could BLEED"

jwhouk · « **Reply #32 on:** 01 Nov 2011, 18:34 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 01 Nov 2011, 15:50

First pic:

Marten: "Drunk"
Hannelore: "Drunk"
Faye: "BOOBS!"

Even better:

Marten: "Drunk?"
Hannelore: "Drunk."
Faye: "BOOBS!"

GeoCorn · « **Reply #33 on:** 01 Nov 2011, 19:49 »

I see Wednesday's guest strip is already up. but hopefully Jeph has power tomorrow and we get back to dancing Thursday

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #34 on:** 01 Nov 2011, 21:21 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 01 Nov 2011, 18:34

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 01 Nov 2011, 15:50
First pic:

Marten: "Drunk"
Hannelore: "Drunk"
Faye: "BOOBS!"

Even better:

Marten: "Drunk?"
Hannelore: "Drunk."
Faye: "BOOBS!"

Yes, FWIW that variation was among the ones I considered posting... Decided to go with the closest to the orig comic, but it's nice to see that both ideas resonated

jwhouk · « **Reply #35 on:** 02 Nov 2011, 06:11 »

Quote from: GeoCorn on 01 Nov 2011, 19:49

I see Wednesday's guest strip is already up. but hopefully Jeph has power tomorrow and we get back to dancing Thursday

"Argument is two threads over. This is abuse."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #36 on:** 02 Nov 2011, 07:05 »

Hannelore: "What does the chalkboard behind the counter say?"

MArten: "Free bride with every extra-large ... Or is it Free extra large bride?"

WAYF · « **Reply #37 on:** 02 Nov 2011, 15:11 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 02 Nov 2011, 06:11

Quote from: GeoCorn on 01 Nov 2011, 19:49
I see Wednesday's guest strip is already up. but hopefully Jeph has power tomorrow and we get back to dancing Thursday
"Argument is two threads over. This is abuse."

Nice reference!

Carl-E · « **Reply #38 on:** 02 Nov 2011, 20:15 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 02 Nov 2011, 06:11

Quote from: GeoCorn on 01 Nov 2011, 19:49
I see Wednesday's guest strip is already up. but hopefully Jeph has power tomorrow and we get back to dancing Thursday
"Argument is two threads over. This is abuse."

No, it isn't!

akronnick · « **Reply #39 on:** 02 Nov 2011, 20:40 »

Yes it is.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #40 on:** 03 Nov 2011, 04:24 »

Don't make me get Paul to separate you two!

jwhouk · « **Reply #41 on:** 03 Nov 2011, 05:41 »

Stupid gits.

Spiff · « **Reply #42 on:** 03 Nov 2011, 06:02 »

First pic:
Faye: "Night fever, night fever, we know how to do it..."
Marten: "Faye, Disco Night was last week."
Hannelore: "Fever? Better get her to a doctor."

Quote from: DSL on 01 Nov 2011, 11:35

HANNELORE: "I'm scared. What if Sergei's in the back room?"
MARTEN: "C'mon. There's a little green frog Muppet at the counter. How scary could it be?"

Hannelore: "But what about the hippo with the machine gun?"
Marten: "You are right. That's certainly no Black Forest cake at the window."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #43 on:** 03 Nov 2011, 16:17 »

Wow kinda got off on a tangent there....allow me to veer us back on "topic":

Who's in this panel? Could be anyone or anything. Just sayin.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #44 on:** 03 Nov 2011, 16:33 »

[unknown (top)]: "Look, I'm sorry OK? It's dark, I couldn't see and I stumbled on something over there..."

[unknown (middle)]: "Yeah, we're all very sorry you were wandering around naked..."

[unknown (bottom)]: "What I don't understand is how you both ended up on top of me?"

GeoCorn · « **Reply #45 on:** 03 Nov 2011, 17:22 »

Hanners: Why does my mouth taste like batteries and failure?
Marten: I'll have a talk with Pintsize...
Faye: I resent the failure comment...

Deadlywonky · « **Reply #46 on:** 04 Nov 2011, 03:03 »

I hate to nit-pick, but that pair of eyes on the right could only belong to one person.

left: (innocent whistling)

centre: If I feel anything touching me I will break it off!

right: I'm trying not to touch you, I'M TRYING!

Carl-E · « **Reply #47 on:** 04 Nov 2011, 04:11 »

Marten (Left): "Where was Moses when the lights went out?"
Faye (center): "Don't EVEN go there..."
Hanners (Right): "I don't get it..."

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #48 on:** 04 Nov 2011, 04:49 »

Faye (left): Don't tell me Pintsize is trying to explore electro-sex again.
Martee (center): I told my mom not to use Pintsize for her "work."
Hanners (right): My dad once said a power surge is like crack cocaine for an AnthroPC.

GeoCorn · « **Reply #49 on:** 04 Nov 2011, 13:33 »

Marigold (left): I'm happy to let you sleep over, but stop groping my butt!
Hanners (right): Huh? What are you talking about?
Momo-tan (middle): I thought it was a teddy bear!

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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