Topic: QC Captions Vol. 37! (Read 17068 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 20 Nov 2011, 14:19 »

This should be interesting

Enjoy!

Carl-E · « **Reply #1 on:** 20 Nov 2011, 15:06 »

Padma: "But why is it black and so rubbery?"

Marten: "It was my mom's..."

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #2 on:** 20 Nov 2011, 16:31 »

Marten: So, what do you wanna do next?
Padma: Your mom was a Dominatrix, right?

DSL · « **Reply #3 on:** 20 Nov 2011, 17:09 »

PADMA: "Should we tell your friends they can leave the kitchen?"
MARTEN: "Nope."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #4 on:** 20 Nov 2011, 17:13 »

Marten: "So, you like looking at my hot pink nipple clamps?"
Padma: "Hot damn, yeah!"

DSL · « **Reply #5 on:** 20 Nov 2011, 18:38 »

MARTEN: "Confetti?"
PADMA: "Gets everywhere, doesn't it?"

Kugai · « **Reply #6 on:** 20 Nov 2011, 19:01 »

Padma: "Oh my God!!:
Marten: "Yeah. John Holmes is in the family Gene Pool."

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #7 on:** 21 Nov 2011, 02:45 »

Marten: “So, you're ok with this…?”
Padma: “Well, it is a bit unusual, but the fur does feel really sensual…”

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #8 on:** 21 Nov 2011, 03:33 »

P: "I sure am glad you turned off Pintsize"
M: "yeah... I was ok when he started with Barry White, Daft Punk was unexpected but oddly appropriate. But when he put on Winnipeg...."

Spiff · « **Reply #9 on:** 21 Nov 2011, 04:54 »

It seems Dora wasn't just telling stories in 764.

Padma: "Amazing! It's almost as long as my forearm!"
Marten: "You'll be even more amazed when you see how dextrous it is."

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #10 on:** 21 Nov 2011, 06:04 »

Padma: "Is that condom hot pink?"
Marten: "More of a puce."
Padma: "Awesome!"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #11 on:** 21 Nov 2011, 08:08 »

Marten: "You know, I'd never have suspected that you were a guy.."

Padma: "I was taught by the best..."

Kugai · « **Reply #12 on:** 21 Nov 2011, 10:26 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 21 Nov 2011, 08:08

Marten: "You know, I'd never have suspected that you were a guy.."

Padma: "I was taught by the best..."

Border Reiver has just won the Thread

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #13 on:** 21 Nov 2011, 13:36 »

Quote from: Kugai on 21 Nov 2011, 10:26

Quote from: Border Reiver on 21 Nov 2011, 08:08
Marten: "You know, I'd never have suspected that you were a guy.."

Padma: "I was taught by the best..."

Border Reiver has just won the Thread

Yay! uh. Sure, but I kinda don't get it... Reference?

doombilly · « **Reply #14 on:** 21 Nov 2011, 16:13 »

Marten: My god it's full of stars.
Padma: It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.

WAYF · « **Reply #15 on:** 22 Nov 2011, 01:14 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 21 Nov 2011, 13:36

Quote from: Kugai on 21 Nov 2011, 10:26
Quote from: Border Reiver on 21 Nov 2011, 08:08
Marten: "You know, I'd never have suspected that you were a guy.."

Padma: "I was taught by the best..."

Border Reiver has just won the Thread

Yay! uh. Sure, but I kinda don't get it... Reference?

It's a pretty fantastic reference.

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=615

Jabberwocky · « **Reply #16 on:** 22 Nov 2011, 05:06 »

Marten: Happy Arbor Day.
Padma: Huh?

Skewbrow · « **Reply #17 on:** 22 Nov 2011, 06:13 »

Padma: A botched circumcision?
Marten:Just an accident with my guitar. Not gonna rock with my cock out any time soon.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #18 on:** 22 Nov 2011, 10:04 »

Man you guys are just all OVER the callbacks this week. Very nice

Quote from: Kugai on 20 Nov 2011, 19:01

Padma: "Oh my God!!:
Marten: "Yeah. John Holmes is in the family Gene Pool."

Marten: ...Which reminds me, you should get yourself tested now.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #19 on:** 22 Nov 2011, 15:05 »

Quote from: WAYF on 22 Nov 2011, 01:14

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 21 Nov 2011, 13:36
Quote from: Kugai on 21 Nov 2011, 10:26
Quote from: Border Reiver on 21 Nov 2011, 08:08
Marten: "You know, I'd never have suspected that you were a guy.."
Padma: "I was taught by the best..."
Border Reiver has just won the Thread
Yay! uh. Sure, but I kinda don't get it... Reference?
It's a pretty fantastic reference.
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=615

Ah. +1 indeed

jwhouk · « **Reply #20 on:** 22 Nov 2011, 18:10 »

Marten: See how easy it is?
Padma: Wow, I never knew I could save that much money by switching to Geico!

(Sorry, had to do it)

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #21 on:** 22 Nov 2011, 18:18 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 22 Nov 2011, 18:10

Marten: See how easy it is?
Padma: Wow, I never knew I could save that much money by switching to Geico!

(Sorry, had to do it)

Alert the media!
'switching to geico' is now an obscure sexual technique involving a vibrating phone, a callback from a salesperson, and three quarts of glitter.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #22 on:** 22 Nov 2011, 23:11 »

Padma: "Aww... it knows how to make coffee, too."
Marten: "You don't become secret owner of CoD undeserving."

Carl-E · « **Reply #23 on:** 23 Nov 2011, 05:09 »

Gaaah...now I hear obscene hissing and gurgling coming from below Marten's waist...

DSL · « **Reply #24 on:** 23 Nov 2011, 07:06 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 23 Nov 2011, 05:09

Gaaah...now I hear obscene hissing and gurgling coming from below Marten's waist...

PADMA: "I thought you turned him off for the night."

Silentbanksy · « **Reply #25 on:** 23 Nov 2011, 09:22 »

Padma: I totally knew it, you have big feet too!

Marten: Well y'know what they say, big feet, big lion.

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #26 on:** 23 Nov 2011, 13:06 »

Quote from: BoDJangles on 20 Nov 2011, 17:57

Marten: Did you get that done at Lucky's?
Padma: Yeah! Isn't it AWESOME?

Seconds later: Oh wait, I forgot!! I wasn't supposed to have sex!!

ZBixby · « **Reply #27 on:** 23 Nov 2011, 18:38 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 22 Nov 2011, 06:13

Padma: A botched circumcision?
Marten:Just an accident with my guitar. Not gonna rock with my cock out any time soon.

Now thats some good callback

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #28 on:** 23 Nov 2011, 19:15 »

So far this week's inspired a lovely walk down memory lane

But enough of that; second image time!

Kugai · « **Reply #29 on:** 23 Nov 2011, 19:30 »

Faye: "Hanners! Get away from there, that's my job."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #30 on:** 23 Nov 2011, 19:45 »

That fits the drawing so well.

CompSarge · « **Reply #31 on:** 23 Nov 2011, 19:48 »

Alright, when I count to three, we're all going to push the wall on top of them. Ready?

Warning - while you were reading Marten had another mopey rant. Nobody really cared.

DSL · « **Reply #32 on:** 23 Nov 2011, 20:28 »

FAYE: "Hannerzh! You get turned inta a pillar a salt, don't come cryin' ta me!"

OR

FAYE: "Schtop that an' get over here an' help me trim my hair!"

OR

FAYE: "Oh, fer ... Just go introduce yerself!"
HANNELORE: "I don't want to seem creepy."

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #33 on:** 24 Nov 2011, 03:29 »

Faye: Wait, I thought you didn't like skin-on-skin contact type stuff!!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #34 on:** 24 Nov 2011, 04:44 »

Faye: "Whaddya mean she's a guy?!?"

DSL · « **Reply #35 on:** 24 Nov 2011, 05:48 »

HANNELORE: "Wow, he and Dora never did anything like that ..."
FAYE: "How do YOU know?!"

doombilly · « **Reply #36 on:** 24 Nov 2011, 07:46 »

FAYE: Enough peeping already, lets lube up our strap-ons and get this party started.

Carl-E · « **Reply #37 on:** 24 Nov 2011, 10:29 »

I... I just...

That's really more of a Tai line, I think.

Kugai · « **Reply #38 on:** 24 Nov 2011, 16:30 »

Faye: "Can you see the remote?"

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #39 on:** 24 Nov 2011, 16:51 »

Quote from: Kugai on 24 Nov 2011, 16:30

Faye: "Can you see the remote?"

"I can…now I can't…now I can again…whoops, there it goes again…and here it comes…"
"What the hell are you…oh…dammit Marty, that thing better be fucking pristine when I get it back…"

SomeCanadianWeirdo · « **Reply #40 on:** 24 Nov 2011, 21:27 »

Faye: "C'mon, it's my turn!"

Spiff · « **Reply #41 on:** 25 Nov 2011, 05:56 »

Faye: "Careful, Hanners! If you interrupt the mating dance, the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!"

DSL · « **Reply #42 on:** 25 Nov 2011, 07:46 »

FAYE: "... The hell? Are you taking notes?"

Paranoid · « **Reply #43 on:** 25 Nov 2011, 07:54 »

Quote from: DSL on 25 Nov 2011, 07:46

FAYE: "... The hell? Are you taking notes?"

I literally laughed out loud when I read this. This one definitely has my vote.

ChaosWolf · « **Reply #44 on:** 25 Nov 2011, 11:01 »

Quote from: DSL on 25 Nov 2011, 07:46

FAYE: "... The hell? Are you taking notes?"

Weirdly, I think for Hanners, that sort of behavior might almost be in-character.

Duncan007 · « **Reply #45 on:** 25 Nov 2011, 13:43 »

FAYE:"Hanners!...You're supposed to be telling us what's going on in there!"

(INSERT FLUSTERED HANNERS RESPONSE HERE)

ThatOneGuy · « **Reply #46 on:** 25 Nov 2011, 15:44 »

Hannelore- "I hope my dad's perfected that cloning tech by now..."
Faye- "WHAT!?!?!"

Yarin · « **Reply #47 on:** 25 Nov 2011, 20:08 »

Quote from: Spiff on 25 Nov 2011, 05:56

Faye: "Careful, Hanners! If you interrupt the mating dance, the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!"

Futurama quote zoidberg for the win +1

Kugai · « **Reply #48 on:** 25 Nov 2011, 20:53 »

Faye: "Crikey!:

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #49 on:** 25 Nov 2011, 22:35 »

Faye: Hanners! Execute Plan A!

Hannelore: I don't think I could thread the gag in there. Besides, Shouldn't we have moved on by now to Plan C?

Tai: Quick! To the 4th floor of the Library!

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