Topic: QC Captions Vol. 49! (Read 12186 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 12 Feb 2012, 04:02 »

Things are getting interesting! First caption image:

Also, next week will be the 50th week of the Caption Game! Anyone have any suggestions on how to celebrate?

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #1 on:** 12 Feb 2012, 06:38 »

HER: 15% or more?! SERIOUSLY?!
HIM: Yes, that is the magic of Geico.

jwhouk · « **Reply #2 on:** 12 Feb 2012, 07:18 »

Lt. Potter: "What?"
Station: "I've scanned down to the molecular level. You're definitely pregnant."

(C'mon, people - definitive answer!)

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #3 on:** 12 Feb 2012, 08:06 »

Potter: "B-but Spaceship's was...so..."
Station: "It's much warmer here on the station."

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #4 on:** 12 Feb 2012, 10:08 »

Lt. Potter: “Pregnant?! How?!"

Station: "Er… Do you remember when we showed 'Demon Seed' on Movie Night…?"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #5 on:** 12 Feb 2012, 10:37 »

"But this is so sudden!"
"I've wanted to be your husband for years now"

DSL · « **Reply #6 on:** 12 Feb 2012, 11:56 »

LT. POTTER: "Why did you lie to me? Why did you tell me Pizza Girl killed my mother?"
STATION-WAN: "When the allosaurus ate her and ... well, you know ... the barista who was Sara was no more, and became Pizza Girl. So, Lt. Potter, everything I told you is true ... from a certain point of view."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #7 on:** 12 Feb 2012, 12:32 »

LT Potter: "How long have you been there?"

Station: "56.8 seconds before "Take me, I'm yours." By the way, I can show you a number of techniques that may improve things for the both of you."

LTK · « **Reply #8 on:** 12 Feb 2012, 12:51 »

(Technically, Station is everywhere, all the time.)

Carl-E · « **Reply #9 on:** 12 Feb 2012, 13:17 »

A rather disturbing thought, especially for an AI fond of pranks.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #10 on:** 12 Feb 2012, 14:33 »

An audio/video pickup, in the private quarters of one of the USAF personnel. The power dynamics on board must be ... interesting, and probably not fully stabilized.

Kugai · « **Reply #11 on:** 12 Feb 2012, 14:46 »

Station: "Help me Lieutenant Potter, you're my only hope."

Lt. Potter: "Dammit! You've gotten that Star Wars file stuck in your Main Memory again haven't you?"

jwhouk · « **Reply #12 on:** 12 Feb 2012, 17:38 »

(This naturally follows)

"Lt. Potter - I am your father."

"No! You can't be! He's dead!"

akronnick · « **Reply #13 on:** 12 Feb 2012, 18:11 »

Lt P: I have a bad feeling about this.
S: I don't sense anything.

jwhouk · « **Reply #14 on:** 12 Feb 2012, 18:38 »

Lt.Potter - "What?"
Station - "Everyone on the boards seems to think you're related to that weird redhead who owns a dicksissel."

Kugai · « **Reply #15 on:** 13 Feb 2012, 12:45 »

Lt. Potter: "What are you talking about?"

Station: "I can no longer keep silent. I know your secret Lieutenant, I know you're Pizza Girl!! "

Soulsynger · « **Reply #16 on:** 14 Feb 2012, 07:04 »

Lt. : "You know about my underwear situation?!"

Station: "Yes, I scan down to the molecular level, Lieutenant."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #17 on:** 14 Feb 2012, 07:06 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 12 Feb 2012, 04:02

Things are getting interesting! First caption image:

Also, next week will be the 50th week of the Caption Game! Anyone have any suggestions on how to celebrate?

Lt Potter: "What!?!"

Station: "You heard me. Your father and his friend Ron are coming to visit next week."

And for next week - We'll need cake, or pancakes.

celticgeek · « **Reply #18 on:** 14 Feb 2012, 07:26 »

Or waffles.

jwhouk · « **Reply #19 on:** 14 Feb 2012, 07:54 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 14 Feb 2012, 07:06

Lt Potter: "What!?!"

Station: "You heard me. Your father and your sister Zuzu are coming to visit next week."

specter177 · « **Reply #20 on:** 14 Feb 2012, 10:35 »

Nononono...

Lt Potter: "What!?!"

Station: "You heard me. Your father and his fiance Henry are coming to visit next week."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #21 on:** 14 Feb 2012, 10:43 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 14 Feb 2012, 07:06

And for next week - We'll need cake, or pancakes.

Next week: pancakes or waffles

Anniversary: cake

jwhouk · « **Reply #22 on:** 14 Feb 2012, 13:24 »

Quote from: specter177 on 14 Feb 2012, 10:35

Nononono...

Lt Potter: "What!?!"

Station: "You heard me. Your father and his fiance Henry are coming to visit next week."

...Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we have a winner.

Kugai · « **Reply #23 on:** 14 Feb 2012, 17:16 »

Lt. Potter: "You said what??!"

Station: "I said your grandfather Sherman and your uncle Max are coming up to see you next week."

jwhouk · « **Reply #24 on:** 14 Feb 2012, 18:20 »

"But my grandpa Sherman died two months ago!"

DSL · « **Reply #25 on:** 14 Feb 2012, 18:40 »

"...Is Uncle Max bringing a case of hot dogs and a new dress for me?"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #26 on:** 14 Feb 2012, 18:58 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 14 Feb 2012, 13:24

Quote from: specter177 on 14 Feb 2012, 10:35
Nononono...

Lt Potter: "What!?!"

Station: "You heard me. Your father and his fiance Henry are coming to visit next week."

...Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we have a winner.

Seconded.

/wacky

bicostp · « **Reply #27 on:** 14 Feb 2012, 21:44 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 14 Feb 2012, 18:20

"But my grandpa Sherman died two months ago!"

Mule fritters!

jwhouk · « **Reply #28 on:** 14 Feb 2012, 21:50 »

Actually, I think it was "Horse Hockey!"

Carl-E · « **Reply #29 on:** 14 Feb 2012, 21:58 »

Both, and several others...

DSL · « **Reply #30 on:** 15 Feb 2012, 08:59 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 14 Feb 2012, 18:58

Quote from: jwhouk on 14 Feb 2012, 13:24
Quote from: specter177 on 14 Feb 2012, 10:35
Nononono...

Lt Potter: "What!?!"

Station: "You heard me. Your father and his fiance Henry are coming to visit next week."

...Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we have a winner.

Seconded.

/wacky

Thirded.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #31 on:** 15 Feb 2012, 12:28 »

M*A*S*H for the win. NEW IMAGE:

Kugai · « **Reply #32 on:** 15 Feb 2012, 14:23 »

Hannelore: "Hi Dad, whatcha got there?"

HannerDad: "Oh! Hello Hannelore, just a package from your uncle Emmett in Hill Valley."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #33 on:** 15 Feb 2012, 20:35 »

Quote from: DSL on 15 Feb 2012, 08:59

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 14 Feb 2012, 18:58
Quote from: jwhouk on 14 Feb 2012, 13:24
Quote from: specter177 on 14 Feb 2012, 10:35
Nononono...

Lt Potter: "What!?!"

Station: "You heard me. Your father and his fiance Henry are coming to visit next week."

...Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we have a winner.

Seconded.

/wacky

Thirded.

er. sure. _{lil help on the reference pls?}

celticgeek · « **Reply #34 on:** 15 Feb 2012, 20:42 »

Reference: Henry and his partner

jwhouk · « **Reply #35 on:** 15 Feb 2012, 20:57 »

Looking at that and comparing it to the Lieutenant, I'd have to say - nay to that ship. She looks nothing like Maurice.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #36 on:** 15 Feb 2012, 21:05 »

ah.... got it now...

very nice caption, but not particularly likely

Soulsynger · « **Reply #37 on:** 15 Feb 2012, 23:47 »

Hanners: "Hey Dad, playing MacGuyver again?"

Hannerdad: "You won't believe what I just made out of a stapler and an old teddybear!"

Skewbrow · « **Reply #38 on:** 16 Feb 2012, 00:35 »

Hannelore: "Hi, Dad! What's up?"

HannerDad: "The docking hub, of course. You do remember how that little joke of ours used to drive your Mom up the wall. Good to see you, Sweetie."

WAYF · « **Reply #39 on:** 16 Feb 2012, 04:49 »

For some reason I can't get the idea out of my head that Hannerdad tends to neglect Hannelore somewhat. Hence:

Hannelore: Hello, I love you.

John Ellicott: Won't you tell me your name?

DSL · « **Reply #40 on:** 16 Feb 2012, 06:03 »

Quote from: WAYF on 16 Feb 2012, 04:49

For some reason I can't get the idea out of my head that Hannerdad tends to neglect Hannelore somewhat. Hence:

Hannelore: Hello, I love you.

John Ellicott: Won't you tell me your name?

That is both hilarious and sad. Well done.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #41 on:** 16 Feb 2012, 09:16 »

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1904

I think that one wins the thread.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #42 on:** 16 Feb 2012, 10:14 »

^ I'm sorry but the Adventure Time reference has to win the thread (look at my icon fer cryin out loud)

techkid · « **Reply #43 on:** 18 Feb 2012, 02:29 »

Hannelore: "Hi dad! How's the energy cannon coming along?"

Hannerdad: "Just about charged to capacity, in fact. Could you get your friend Marigold? Spaceship told me of her interest in lasers."

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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