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50 weeks now! How do you think the caption game is goin?

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QC Captions Vol. 50 WOOOOOOOOOOOO
« on: 19 Feb 2012, 02:51 »

Holy fukkin crap This is the 50th week of the QC Caption game! It's been really fun to do so far and everyone's response and captions are wonderful! I'm gonna try to post 5 images this week, so be sure to check back daily! And if you have any comments or suggestions on how to improve this little shindig, let me know; I just want people to laugh!   :-D  8-)  :mrgreen:

FIRST IMAGE:



Thank you and enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 50 WOOOOOOOOOOOO
« Reply #1 on: 19 Feb 2012, 09:09 »

Hooray Caption Contest retrospective!

OK, here gies:

ANGUS: "Hold on, hold on. It's tricky getting the hot and cold mix just right."

AND/OR:

FAYE: "This is NOT how you play 'Got your nose.' "

AND/OR:

ANGUS: "Any chance this could go, y' know, farther?"
FAYE : "Psh. About as much chance as Marty going into space."

AND/OR:

ANGUS: "Honk?"
FAYE: "Honk."

OK I'll stop now.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 50 WOOOOOOOOOOOO
« Reply #2 on: 19 Feb 2012, 09:58 »

Angus: "Two twiddles to the left... one twiddle to the right..."

Faye:  "That's not  the combination!"
« Last Edit: 20 Feb 2012, 10:02 by Carl-E »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 50 WOOOOOOOOOOOO
« Reply #3 on: 19 Feb 2012, 11:17 »

"Come in, Tokyo! Do you copy?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 50 WOOOOOOOOOOOO
« Reply #4 on: 19 Feb 2012, 11:47 »

"I've got a lovely pair of coconuts, doodooly-doo..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 50 WOOOOOOOOOOOO
« Reply #5 on: 19 Feb 2012, 13:13 »

Hey, when I press here, your cheeks turn red.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 50 WOOOOOOOOOOOO
« Reply #6 on: 19 Feb 2012, 13:55 »

Faye: "Hang on, you're not a real doctor, are you?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 50 WOOOOOOOOOOOO
« Reply #7 on: 19 Feb 2012, 14:38 »

Angus: Is this as good for you as it is for me?

Faye: No.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 50 WOOOOOOOOOOOO
« Reply #8 on: 19 Feb 2012, 16:14 »

Angus: BOOOOBIEEEESSSS!!!! :D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 50 WOOOOOOOOOOOO
« Reply #9 on: 19 Feb 2012, 17:38 »

FAYE:  Thank god Hanners had a tube of epoxy to fix my bra with.   Should be dry in about an hour.
ANGUS:   Best. Day.  Ever.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 50 WOOOOOOOOOOOO
« Reply #10 on: 19 Feb 2012, 19:57 »

Angus: This was a baaaad time to remember that you once pummeled Marten to the ground when he so much as slapped your rear.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 50 WOOOOOOOOOOOO
« Reply #11 on: 19 Feb 2012, 22:32 »

Power Meter: DO HER ALREADY!!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M DYIN' HERE?!?!
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« Reply #12 on: 19 Feb 2012, 23:55 »

Angus:  "I sense great chaos and destruction in your future."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 50 WOOOOOOOOOOOO
« Reply #13 on: 20 Feb 2012, 00:35 »

ANGUS: "Any chance this could go, y' know, farther?"
FAYE : "Psh. About as much chance as Marty going into space."

That reminds me of a joke...
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« Reply #14 on: 20 Feb 2012, 01:54 »

Chorus of angels fills the air around Angus...

Followed shortly by him flying backwards

(i know not really a caption, but I've not had any caffeine yet today)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 50 WOOOOOOOOOOOO
« Reply #15 on: 20 Feb 2012, 02:17 »

Angus: Yep. I'm definitely gay.
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« Reply #16 on: 20 Feb 2012, 02:30 »

ANGUS:  Over 9,000.
FAYE:   That can't be right!
ANGUS:  I'm just repeat'n what the meter says.
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« Reply #17 on: 20 Feb 2012, 04:10 »

Angus: "I never actually thought I'd get this far again..."

Faye (under her breath): "Empty alleyway, no witnesses, dumpster to hide corpse..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 50 WOOOOOOOOOOOO
« Reply #18 on: 20 Feb 2012, 04:54 »

Joint thought bubble:  "Wait a minute!  Why aren't we wearing pants?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 50 WOOOOOOOOOOOO
« Reply #19 on: 20 Feb 2012, 08:46 »

We're off to a rockin start! 2nd image! (which I chose last week independently of today's strip. Weird, man):

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« Reply #20 on: 20 Feb 2012, 09:17 »

"I never believed that you actually glowed when you got pregnant!"
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« Reply #21 on: 20 Feb 2012, 09:19 »

'There's a liiiiiiiight............over at the Frankenstein place'
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« Reply #22 on: 20 Feb 2012, 09:40 »

"I met this Gideon guy, who said I had issues and offered to seal them inside my head - but then it started to glow, which was actually rather cool!"
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« Reply #23 on: 20 Feb 2012, 09:54 »

"Large espresso, please."
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« Reply #24 on: 20 Feb 2012, 10:05 »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Man, I've got  to cut down on those 100 watt bulbs...
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« Reply #25 on: 20 Feb 2012, 11:16 »

I AM THE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #26 on: 20 Feb 2012, 12:07 »

You've heard the claims that you go blind due to excessive masturbation. I'm telling you... It's a LIE!

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Finally. Finally I'm full of porn.
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« Reply #27 on: 20 Feb 2012, 12:18 »

Finally. Finally I'm full of porn.

Can do better than that.

"I have achieved... the PORN SINGULARITY!"
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« Reply #28 on: 20 Feb 2012, 13:02 »

Finally. Finally I'm full of porn.

Can do better than that.

"I have achieved... the PORN SINGULARITY!"


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« Reply #29 on: 20 Feb 2012, 13:15 »

I AM TEH PORN
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« Reply #30 on: 20 Feb 2012, 14:16 »

We're off to a rockin start! 2nd image! (which I chose last week independently of today's strip. Weird, man):



I am become Death!  The destroyer of Worlds!
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« Reply #31 on: 20 Feb 2012, 14:52 »

I drink from the Keg of Glory! Bring me all the muffins and bagels in the land!
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« Reply #32 on: 20 Feb 2012, 15:11 »

I drink from the Keg of Glory! Bring me all the muffins and bagels in the land!

Quap'la!!
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« Reply #33 on: 20 Feb 2012, 16:34 »

Is there no one who can defeat me?
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« Reply #34 on: 20 Feb 2012, 21:07 »

Not even the blues they send to greet you.
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« Reply #35 on: 21 Feb 2012, 03:13 »

That definitely looks like a White Screen of Death to me...
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« Reply #36 on: 21 Feb 2012, 05:20 »

Theyyyyyy're Heeeeeeere!



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The colors, children!  N'hey!


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« Reply #37 on: 21 Feb 2012, 07:43 »

"It's full of stars...."
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« Reply #38 on: 21 Feb 2012, 10:39 »

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« Reply #39 on: 21 Feb 2012, 10:43 »

"It's full of stars...."

Damn!

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« Reply #40 on: 21 Feb 2012, 12:26 »

"It's beauuutifulllAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH(melts)"
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« Reply #41 on: 21 Feb 2012, 14:07 »

"I CAN SEE FOREVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!"
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« Reply #42 on: 21 Feb 2012, 15:08 »

"It comes! The Quickening!" [cue lightning]
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« Reply #43 on: 21 Feb 2012, 15:54 »

BUTTS
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« Reply #44 on: 21 Feb 2012, 17:52 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 50 WOOOOOOOOOOOO
« Reply #45 on: 21 Feb 2012, 22:16 »

While we're waiting for the new strip to be done, 3rd image!:

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« Reply #46 on: 21 Feb 2012, 22:40 »

Dora:  "Do you have any  idea what kinds of things happen in this alley?" 

Sven:  "I'm pretty sure I don't want to know."
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« Reply #47 on: 21 Feb 2012, 23:09 »

"Toto fucking sucks!"

"Bullshit. They're a major influence on my work, in fact"
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« Reply #48 on: 22 Feb 2012, 04:45 »

Dora:  "Look, I know you're upset but it's not going to happen.  You just need to accept it."

Sven:  "But I really need to read the sequel to Hermione and Ginny and the Space Wizards."
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« Reply #49 on: 22 Feb 2012, 05:21 »

Dora: You need professional help, Sven

Sven: I don't BUTTS know BUTTS what you're BUTTS talking about!.........BUTTS!
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