Lt. Potter is about to become Ms. Potter after the Major gets done with this charge report:
Lt. Potter
Charge 1: s.92 Scandalous Conduct by Officer
In that she, on or about March 19, 2012, at Space Station Chatham, at the birthday party of Dr. Chatham, when not in uniform, used offensive language and behaved in a drunken and riotous manner by yelling, "F*ck yeah! Hug the sh*t out of him!"
Charge 2: s.129 Conduct to the Prejudice of Good Order and Discipline
Alternate to Charge 1
In that she, on or about March 19, 2012, at Space Station Chatham , at the birthday part of Dr. Chatham, while not in uniform, did completely ruin the moment by yelling, "F*ck yeah! Hug the sh*t out of him!" at a moment of extreme "D' awwness".
Charge 3: s.97 Drunkeness
In that she, on or about March 19, 2012, at Space Station Chatham, was drunk and behaving in a disorderly manner likely to bring discredit to Her Majesty's service.
Charge 4: s.129 Conduct to the Prejudice of Good Order and Discipline
Alternate to Charge 3
In that she, on or about March 19, 2012, at Space Station Chatham, was severely intoxicated and behaving in a disorderly manner, and was rendered unfit for duty
Why yes, I have had to write a few of these up over the years.