If I remember correctly, Faye really really can't see without her glasses.
Yes, which is why it's so weird that she'd go anywhere without them.
The obvious answer to all these toilet-seat shenanigans is to adopt the Asian squat toilet. No lid, no seat, no worries! Just equal falling-in opportunities, and and general hilarity from people who didn't grow up with them.
And do Americans seriously obsess about germ-laden mists rising from their toilets? Your immune-systems will atrophy and you'll all be wiped out by an infectious disease spread by unsanitized telephones.
Which is also much better mechanically speaking, as it puts the important bits in a straight line. Westerners have far more problems with defecating, and due to natural spreading of the cheeks they result in far less residue and far fewer cling-ons circling your anus.
We don't actually obsess, we just like to sound like we do, and some people fail to get it and actually obsess. Like Hannelore.
The main source for the information most of us are vaguely recollecting is a microbiologist by the name of Charles Gerba, who about a dozen years ago published some research about common bacterial hotspots and places perceived as such. It was jumped on by a plethora of journalists and writers for everything from kids magazines to humorists to Important News Organizations, all of whom largely missed the point that it wasn't a bad thing in favor of "fecal matter is aeresolized and spread throughout the bath room!" or "the kitchen sponge is the dirtiest place in the house!"
EDIT: I swear I wrote that before looking at the Wikipedia article, but to diversify I'll add that toilet seats are quite clean and so are public bathroom handles, according to his research.
He named his son after E. coli.