Queue has four more letters than it really needs.
Also body mods. A guy that I'm studying with is really into it and showed me some pictures. And... Look, doesn't most people pee like five times a day? You'll never keep the toilet clean with that thing through your...
Then again, it takes dedication to something you love to be willing to wash around the toilet every time you go.
Also, according to wikianswers, women pee on average 8 times a day, while men pee 7. There is, though, great variation. Also, one study showed an average of "5 voids per 1 litre urine output", which seems a bit little to me, but then again, I don't think I pee more than five times, so...
Are all my random thoughts about pee?