Topic: Random thoughts (Read 694668 times)

Patrick · « **Reply #4200 on:** 26 Mar 2014, 13:04 »

why, from getting your egg whites everywhere?

Thrillho · « **Reply #4201 on:** 26 Mar 2014, 13:11 »

Jizz omelettes are delicious

Grognard · « **Reply #4202 on:** 26 Mar 2014, 13:15 »

I don't know about Gareth, but I like making Omlets.
3 large eggs, scrambled
pat of butter
pinch of salt
two handfuls of shredded cheese (1 1/2 cups)
one cup of cubed ham or crumbled bacon
1/2 cup of chopped bell peppers.
1/2 cup of chopped tomatoes
2nd pat of butter
rolled up together = yummy
With the ingredients prepped, I can make an omlet every 3 minutes or so.

Grognard · « **Reply #4203 on:** 26 Mar 2014, 13:16 »

gareth:

gross, dude

also, it's dangerous to jack off over the hot stove.

Thrillho · « **Reply #4204 on:** 26 Mar 2014, 15:02 »

Who said it was my jizz?

snalin · « **Reply #4205 on:** 26 Mar 2014, 15:48 »

I mean, I can see the danger of jacking off over the stove, but jacking someone else of over the stove should work out fine.

My problem is that it'll be kinda hard to time it - eggs take a certain amount of time to fry, so if whomever you're jacking takes too long, you'll spoil breakfast. Maybe mix it in with the eggs beforehand?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #4206 on:** 26 Mar 2014, 15:50 »

There is at least some humor, if not actual irony, in being injured falling down stairs while trying to install a safety rail.

(No broken skin or bones, even though I landed on concrete.)

Thrillho · « **Reply #4207 on:** 26 Mar 2014, 15:56 »

Quote from: snalin on 26 Mar 2014, 15:48

I mean, I can see the danger of jacking off over the stove, but jacking someone else of over the stove should work out fine.

My problem is that it'll be kinda hard to time it - eggs take a certain amount of time to fry, so if whomever you're jacking takes too long, you'll spoil breakfast. Maybe mix it in with the eggs beforehand?

Well yeah you put it in the mix ahead of time.

jwhouk · « **Reply #4208 on:** 26 Mar 2014, 18:36 »

Note to self: don't have breakfast with Gareth.

Loki · « **Reply #4209 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 01:13 »

Note to self: Do not touch Gaz' anything remotely looking like eggs.

Thrillho · « **Reply #4210 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 01:57 »

Hey now, I'm not saying ALL of my omelettes have jizz in them...

...

...

...I don't know how to finish that thought.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #4211 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 03:40 »

They don't otherwise the eggs would be fertilised. Obviously.

Welu · « **Reply #4212 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 08:57 »

Sleepover at Gareth's place. We'll Russian Roulette the omlettes.

Loki · « **Reply #4213 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 09:38 »

Do we have anyone named Han among us?

Kugai · « **Reply #4214 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 10:14 »

I think not, there may be one here but he'd probably be solo.

Loki · « **Reply #4215 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 10:37 »

So we wouldn't know in advance who would shoot first, then.

jwhouk · « **Reply #4216 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 11:14 »

Quote from: Kugai on 27 Mar 2014, 10:14

I think not, there may be one here but he'd probably be solo.

Pun jar. NOW.

Quote from: Loki on 27 Mar 2014, 10:37

So we wouldn't know in advance who would shoot first, then.

BOTH OF YOU.

Loki · « **Reply #4217 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 11:26 »

*highfives Kugai*
*puts a revolver into the pun jar*

Method of Madness · « **Reply #4218 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 11:27 »

It goes off, shattering the pun jar and ending pun shaming forever.

LTK · « **Reply #4219 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 11:29 »

I just watched a video seeing double, with my eyes unfocused, and now I have trouble keeping focus at all.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4220 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 11:33 »

Quote from: Method of Madness on 27 Mar 2014, 11:27

It goes off, shattering the pun jar and ending pun shaming forever.

No.

celticgeek · « **Reply #4221 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 11:33 »

Do not punish the pun jar!

Method of Madness · « **Reply #4222 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 11:36 »

Thrillho · « **Reply #4223 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 12:06 »

Quote from: Welu on 27 Mar 2014, 08:57

Sleepover at Gareth's place.

YES!

Wait, what was the second thing?

Barmymoo · « **Reply #4224 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 12:55 »

Guys. Guys. I can deliberately avoid the TMI thread when I don't want to read about other people's bodily fluids. Please don't spread your seed all over the forum.

Thrillho · « **Reply #4225 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 12:58 »

Split n merge?

Method of Madness · « **Reply #4226 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 13:15 »

Quote from: Barmymoo on 27 Mar 2014, 12:55

bodily fluids

cesium133 · « **Reply #4227 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 13:23 »

... which is why I drink only rainwater and grain alcohol.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #4228 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 13:31 »

FLUORIDATION!

Thrillho · « **Reply #4229 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 13:49 »

Quote from: Method of Madness on 27 Mar 2014, 13:15

Quote from: Barmymoo on 27 Mar 2014, 12:55
bodily fluids

Excellent reply.

ChaoSera · « **Reply #4230 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 13:50 »

I don't get it.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #4231 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 13:53 »

Me either, but at least it's random.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #4232 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 13:54 »

GO WATCH DR. STRANGELOVE RIGHT NOW.

Akima · « **Reply #4233 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 14:52 »

Quote from: Loki on 27 Mar 2014, 09:38

Do we have anyone named Han among us?

I am a Han... But we are definitely not solo.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #4234 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 14:54 »

Quote from: Barmymoo on 27 Mar 2014, 12:55

spread your seed

Papersatan · « **Reply #4235 on:** 27 Mar 2014, 15:19 »

Quote

The Internet is no longer just about email, ecommerce or Twitter. “We are at an inflection point,” says Joe Salvo, manager of Complex Systems Engineering Laboratory at GE Global Research. “The next wave of productivity will connect brilliant machines and people.”

But before that happens, they must find a common language. “It’s still like the Tower of Babel,” Salvo says. “We need to bring them together in powerful new networks.”

Grognard · « **Reply #4236 on:** 28 Mar 2014, 10:54 »

Quote from: Akima on 27 Mar 2014, 14:52

Quote from: Loki on 27 Mar 2014, 09:38
Do we have anyone named Han among us?
I am a Han... But we are definitely not solo.

4 billion individual Solos?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #4237 on:** 28 Mar 2014, 14:56 »

If you work for Black and Decker in the Sales and Marketing department, when someone asks what you do, do you say "B&D S&M"?

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #4238 on:** 28 Mar 2014, 14:58 »

I'm in the bar of the Holiday Inn in Oxford and there's someone that looks a lot like Gareth at the next table. Wierd but too shy to go and ask.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4239 on:** 28 Mar 2014, 14:59 »

It's quite possible it's him. Do it!

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #4240 on:** 28 Mar 2014, 15:36 »

Too late for that. Retired to my room for stupid o clock start tomorrow.

Thrillho · « **Reply #4241 on:** 28 Mar 2014, 15:39 »

It's not me.

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #4242 on:** 28 Mar 2014, 15:47 »

Doppleganger, unless you're very tall, in which case homunculous.

Thrillho · « **Reply #4243 on:** 28 Mar 2014, 15:54 »

Six thee on a good day.

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #4244 on:** 28 Mar 2014, 16:00 »

Oooh, homumculous. Lucky you.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #4245 on:** 28 Mar 2014, 17:03 »

Blue Kitty might be my doppelganger.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #4246 on:** 28 Mar 2014, 19:47 »

I met my doppleganger!

I tore his throat out with my teeth.

I taste delicious.

Metope · « **Reply #4247 on:** 29 Mar 2014, 05:34 »

I know a guy who looks more like me than anyone in my family. We even had the same haircut and colour when we met! We were on a uni trip together and most people we met assumed we were twins, it was pretty funny.

Metope · « **Reply #4248 on:** 29 Mar 2014, 05:37 »

I guess tapatalk lets you post photos! Here's proof.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #4249 on:** 29 Mar 2014, 08:58 »

It puts their logo on it though :/

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