THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

  • 21 Jul 2025, 12:58
  • Welcome, Guest
Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: QC Captions Vol. 59  (Read 9201 times)

iduguphergrave

  • Duck attack survivor
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,650
  • All this could be yours someday
QC Captions Vol. 59
« on: 22 Apr 2012, 00:48 »
New week! New image!



Enjoy!
Logged
"Theodore, we're 4-foot high chipmunks. We're proof that god is dead."
- Alvin

Carl-E

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 10,346
  • The distilled essence of Mr. James Beam himself.
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #1 on: 22 Apr 2012, 01:00 »
Therapist: "Do you always keep your hands pressed into your crotch like that?" 

Dora: "Only when I'm staring at yours..."
Logged
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 08 May 2013, 11:10
When people try to speak a gut reaction, they end up talking out their ass.

WAYF

  • Beyoncé
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 704
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #2 on: 22 Apr 2012, 02:11 »
Wow, and right off the bat we have a gem. ;D

Therapist: Well, I seem to have all the relevant files right here... Hmm. Out of courtesy, I think I might avoid reading the transcripts from your old DeadJournal account...

Dora: Yes. Thank you. I was trying not to remember that I had one.
Logged

DSL

  • Older than Moses
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,097
    • Don Lee Cartoons
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #3 on: 22 Apr 2012, 02:58 »
THERAPIST: "Now let's go back to this feeling you have of being constantly watched and judged by an army of invisible people on the other side of ... what did you call it? The Fourth Wall? Where would you say this Fourth Wall exists, in relation to the Three Walls that most of society acknowledges as real? Could this Fourth Wall be a symbol for what you see as your inability to attain the easy success your brother seems to have?"

DORA: "They're. Right. THERE."
Logged
"We are who we pretend to be. So we had better be careful who we pretend to be."  -- Kurt Vonnegut.

jwhouk

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 11,022
  • The Valley of the Sun
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #4 on: 22 Apr 2012, 05:47 »
THERAPIST: "Okay, I've read through the transcript you gave me. You actually compared yourself to your brother as (looks down) 'Megadeth' to his 'Metallica'?"

DORA: "Hey, I didn't say it was a GOOD comparison."

THERAPIST: "At least you didn't make 'St. Anger'."
Logged
"Character is what you are in the Dark." - D.L. Moody
There is no joke that can be made online without someone being offended by it.
Life's too short to be ashamed of how you were born.
Just another Joe like 46

Is it cold in here?

  • Administrator
  • Awakened
  • ******
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 25,163
  • He/him/his pronouns
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #5 on: 22 Apr 2012, 07:42 »
"Did you know you wore your crotchless pants today?"

"Yes. Yes I did."
Logged
Thank you, Dr. Karikó.

RyanW1019

  • Larger than most fish
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 115
  • PARALYSIS BY ANALYSIS
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #6 on: 22 Apr 2012, 21:11 »
"I'm sorry, could you describe this "Butts disease" again?"

"At first, they thought it was genetic. But after all their attempts to treat it failed, they decided that it was psychological, and sent me to you. As near as they can figure out, the disease causes an obsession with butts, that grows over time until it consumes the personality of the victim. Originality, humor, taste--all gone."
Logged

FunkyTuba

  • Scrabble hacker
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,297
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #7 on: 22 Apr 2012, 22:44 »
Dr: Why no, I don't have a nephew named "Mario", why do you ask?
Logged

Is it cold in here?

  • Administrator
  • Awakened
  • ******
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 25,163
  • He/him/his pronouns
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #8 on: 22 Apr 2012, 22:50 »
"Do you need a bathroom break?"

"Yes, I suppose that would be a good idea."
Logged
Thank you, Dr. Karikó.

Border Reiver

  • Born in a Nalgene bottle
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,189
  • Yes, I painted this.
    • The Pet Patch
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #9 on: 23 Apr 2012, 05:51 »
The alternate to Is It Cold In Here:

Therapist:  "Do you need a bathroom break?"

Dora:  "It's a little late now."


And my take:

Therapist:  "I can see by your body language that you're feeling defensive and are generally unwilling to open up.  Why is that?"

Dora:  "It's just that I didn't I needed a full physical before the session Dr."
Logged
"It's a futile gesture that my sense of right and wrong tells me I should make." Is It Cold Here, 19 Mar 2013, 02:12

Is it cold in here?

  • Administrator
  • Awakened
  • ******
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 25,163
  • He/him/his pronouns
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #10 on: 23 Apr 2012, 07:32 »
* Is it cold in here? applauds

A clear improvement.
Logged
Thank you, Dr. Karikó.

DSL

  • Older than Moses
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,097
    • Don Lee Cartoons
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #11 on: 23 Apr 2012, 09:55 »
A second take:

THERAPIST: "You appear to have issues with control."
DORA: "You said it. WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?!"
Logged
"We are who we pretend to be. So we had better be careful who we pretend to be."  -- Kurt Vonnegut.

miados

  • Obscure cultural reference
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 128
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #12 on: 23 Apr 2012, 09:59 »
therapist: So when did you start having abandonment issues?
Dora: When my imaginary friend ran off with my imaginary boyfriend when i was 4
Logged

DSL

  • Older than Moses
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,097
    • Don Lee Cartoons
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #13 on: 23 Apr 2012, 10:02 »
Quote from: miados on 23 Apr 2012, 09:59
therapist: So when did you start having abandonment issues?
Dora: When my imaginary friend ran off with my imaginary boyfriend when i was 4

I rarely LOL at a post, even when I say I LOL, but this time I LOL'ed.
Logged
"We are who we pretend to be. So we had better be careful who we pretend to be."  -- Kurt Vonnegut.

cvcharger

  • Furry furrier
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 156
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #14 on: 23 Apr 2012, 20:09 »
Doctor:  So, why were you really concerned about Marten leaving you for Faye?
Dora:  Because, I didn't want to be left alone with, with...
Doctor: Yes?
Dora:  That creepy little robot.  I think he's been out to get me ever since I neutered him.  (Looks up to see Pintsize peeking in the window.)
Logged

akronnick

  • Only pretending to work
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,188
  • I'm freakin' out, man!!!!
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #15 on: 23 Apr 2012, 20:50 »
Quote from: cvcharger on 23 Apr 2012, 20:09
(Looks up to see Pintsize peeking in the window.)

What's really going to bake your noodle is, is he actually there, or does she just see him there?
Logged
Akronnick, I can think of no more appropriate steed for a Knight Of The Dickbroom than a foul-mouthed, perpetually shouting, lust-crazed bird with a scrotum hanging from its chin and a distinctive cry of "Gobble gobble gobble".   --Tergon

FunkyTuba

  • Scrabble hacker
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,297
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #16 on: 24 Apr 2012, 19:29 »
Therapist: So is there anything about these sessions that represents a barrier to you making progress?
Dora: Your plant is kinda creeping me out.
Plant: What can I say? I'm from Virginia.
Logged

cvcharger

  • Furry furrier
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 156
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #17 on: 24 Apr 2012, 21:17 »
Quote from: akronnick on 23 Apr 2012, 20:50
Quote from: cvcharger on 23 Apr 2012, 20:09
(Looks up to see Pintsize peeking in the window.)

What's really going to bake your noodle is, is he actually there, or does she just see him there?

Haha, yes.  Revenge works best when it affects the mind.
Logged

iduguphergrave

  • Duck attack survivor
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,650
  • All this could be yours someday
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #18 on: 25 Apr 2012, 01:44 »
^Remind me not to cross you. NEW IMAGE:

Logged
"Theodore, we're 4-foot high chipmunks. We're proof that god is dead."
- Alvin

jwhouk

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 11,022
  • The Valley of the Sun
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #19 on: 25 Apr 2012, 06:13 »
Pintsize: "If you wonder how he lives and breathes..."
Marten: "...And other science facts..."
Winslow: "Ta-la-la!"
Logged
"Character is what you are in the Dark." - D.L. Moody
There is no joke that can be made online without someone being offended by it.
Life's too short to be ashamed of how you were born.
Just another Joe like 46

DSL

  • Older than Moses
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,097
    • Don Lee Cartoons
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #20 on: 25 Apr 2012, 07:12 »
PINTSIZE: "It's a big FLUFFY bun."
MARTEN: "A VERY big ... fluffy ... bun."
WINSLOW: "WHERE'S THE BEEF?!"
« Last Edit: 25 Apr 2012, 07:35 by DSL »
Logged
"We are who we pretend to be. So we had better be careful who we pretend to be."  -- Kurt Vonnegut.

techkid

  • Psychopath in a hockey mask
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 627
  • Disqualified from the human race for shoving
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #21 on: 25 Apr 2012, 07:41 »
Marten: "Pintsize? Winslow? How the hell did you get up here?"
Pintsize: "Didn't you notice your carry-on bag was a bit heavier? Duh..."
Winslow: "I didn't want to miss this opportunity to go into SPACE! Uh, by the way... I wouldn't look at South America when it swings into view again. Pintsize did some... drawings."
Logged
Just because I'm evil, doesn't mean I'm a bad person.

jmucchiello

  • Curry sauce
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 274
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #22 on: 26 Apr 2012, 10:16 »
Quote from: DSL on 25 Apr 2012, 07:12
PINTSIZE: "It's a big FLUFFY bun."
MARTEN: "A VERY big ... fluffy ... bun."
WINSLOW: "WHERE'S THE BEEF?!"
Showing your age here (as am I). Pintsize should have the punchline here but otherwise amusing.
Logged

jmucchiello

  • Curry sauce
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 274
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #23 on: 26 Apr 2012, 10:38 »
Pintsize: Marten, it looks like it's time to go watch the second half of Terrible Terror from the Terrorverse.
Marten: Wait, what? Is this a MST3K dream sequence?
Winslow: Oo, let's go.
Logged

Mr_Rose

  • Duck attack survivor
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,822
  • Head Canon arms dealer
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #24 on: 26 Apr 2012, 14:18 »
Pintsize: "Wonder Twin powers, activate!" :mrgreen:
Marten: "you know you two would have to be touching for that to work, right? And twins." :roll:
Winslow: "We accidentally discovered we can use you as a conduit last time, remember?" :laugh:

Marten: "errr… no?" :psyduck:
Winslow: "Oh yeah, you wouldn't, would you?"  :angel:
Pintsize:  :evil:
Logged
"I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." - Charles Babbage

Omega Entity

  • Scrabble hacker
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,273
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #25 on: 26 Apr 2012, 19:55 »
Pintsize: Turning Japanese!

Marten: I think I'm turning Japanese!

Winslow: I really think so!
Logged

DSL

  • Older than Moses
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,097
    • Don Lee Cartoons
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #26 on: 26 Apr 2012, 20:05 »
MARTEN: "You're not the droids I'm looking for."
Logged
"We are who we pretend to be. So we had better be careful who we pretend to be."  -- Kurt Vonnegut.

iduguphergrave

  • Duck attack survivor
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,650
  • All this could be yours someday
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #27 on: 26 Apr 2012, 20:37 »
OK, I think we've hit the nerd singularity: A Star Wars reference in a forum-game for a webcomic of a MST3K reference.

Win.
Logged
"Theodore, we're 4-foot high chipmunks. We're proof that god is dead."
- Alvin

cvcharger

  • Furry furrier
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 156
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #28 on: 27 Apr 2012, 00:21 »
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 26 Apr 2012, 20:37
OK, I think we've hit the nerd singularity: A Star Wars reference in a forum-game for a webcomic of a MST3K reference.

Win.

Agreed.  I don't think anyone can top that.
Logged

Soulsynger

  • The Tickler
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 919
  • Got alla the cri'cal sysms runnin'
    • Fessel at DeviantART
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #29 on: 27 Apr 2012, 01:13 »
*ding*
Next picture, please.
Logged
My music as Hirnfunk on Soundcloud
My art (old and new) as Indrome on DeviantArt

Jabberwocky

  • Larger than most fish
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 101
  • Pony!
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #30 on: 27 Apr 2012, 04:49 »
Marten:  I can't believe you two hijacked a TARDIS.
Winslow:  It's bigger on the inside!
Pintsize:  That's what she said!


Still trying to decide which of DSL's postings wins this thread...
Logged

iduguphergrave

  • Duck attack survivor
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,650
  • All this could be yours someday
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #31 on: 27 Apr 2012, 13:33 »
@Soulsynger I typically do two per week; more if its some kind of special occasion.
Logged
"Theodore, we're 4-foot high chipmunks. We're proof that god is dead."
- Alvin

DSL

  • Older than Moses
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,097
    • Don Lee Cartoons
Re: QC Captions Vol. 59
« Reply #32 on: 28 Apr 2012, 14:52 »
Quote from: Soulsynger on 27 Apr 2012, 01:13
*ding*
Next picture, please.

I kinda like THAT as a caption.
Logged
"We are who we pretend to be. So we had better be careful who we pretend to be."  -- Kurt Vonnegut.
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »