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QC Captions Vol. 61
« on: 06 May 2012, 03:15 »
New week! New image!



Enjoy!!  8-)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #1 on: 06 May 2012, 05:50 »
FAYE: "There is a way to get her down off the ceiling, and frankly, I don't like to think of it, because you have to think of something sad."
DORA: "Then do get on with it, please."
FAYE: "Let me see... I have the very thing: Yesterday, when the lady next door answered the door, there was a man there, and the man said to the lady, 'I'm terribly sorry, I just ran over your AnthroPC.'"
[SAM descends from being up in the air]
DORA: "Oh, that is sad."
SAM: "The poor AnthroPC."
FAYE: "And the man said, 'I'd like to replace your AnthroPC's chassis.' And the lady said, 'That's all right with me, but how are you with catching squirrels?'"
[They all burst out laughing and SAM re-ascends back into the air]
« Last Edit: 06 May 2012, 06:18 by DSL »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #2 on: 06 May 2012, 08:56 »
FAYE:  At this rate we'll have the whole set by the end of the week!  First the Malaysian  Battle Spatula, now the Slovakian War Ladle.
SAM:  CAN WE DO THE CANADIAN COMBAT BUTTER-KNIFE NEXT!
DORA:  Oh for the love of--
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #3 on: 06 May 2012, 11:51 »
Canadians would never make a weapon that brutal.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #4 on: 06 May 2012, 12:51 »
Dora: "Oh, no, not this again".
Faye: "This is only the start! I want to keep developing her skill. Don't you think Coffee of Doom needs its own Abrams tank?"
Sam: "Hear me, people! When the soup is upside down, the Lord commands that the ladle be upside down also!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #5 on: 06 May 2012, 12:52 »
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 06 May 2012, 11:51
Canadians would never make a weapon that brutal.
You've seen us with hockey sticks, haven't you?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #6 on: 06 May 2012, 15:24 »
Yeah, but they're always breaking. You seen the Stanley Cup playoffs lately? It's like a garage sale out there.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #7 on: 06 May 2012, 18:29 »
dora: please tell me she isnt drunk.
Faye: nah she just thinks i let her have real wine.
Sam: By your powers combined. I am captain ladel.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #8 on: 06 May 2012, 18:51 »
Quote from: miados on 06 May 2012, 18:29
Sam: By your powers combined. I am captain ladel.


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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #9 on: 06 May 2012, 20:46 »
Dora: I can't believe you told her about Game of Thrones
Faye: Yeah, not only that, but she made it her own
Sam: FROGLORD! YOUR HELMET AWAITS!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #10 on: 07 May 2012, 03:21 »
Sam: "Release me and my war ladle from your magnetic prison!"
Dora: "Oh, Christ... what happened now?"
Faye: "Well, she kind of got into the coffee stores and ate half a bag of beans. Putting super glue on the ladle and holding her with that roof magnet seemed to be the only solution."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #11 on: 07 May 2012, 09:58 »
Dora: "Now what?"
Sam 2.0: "Destroy all humans!"
Faye: "Funny thing; turns out Coffee Spiders are real… and this is what happens if you get bitten by one. You should probably call CDC."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #12 on: 07 May 2012, 11:00 »
Dora: "Why did you give her expresso, I told you not to give her expresso!"
Faye: "ADHD is just a myth."
Sam: "All hail the mighty frog queen!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #13 on: 07 May 2012, 11:03 »
SAM: "How about now?"
FAYE: "Still a little fuzzy, a little staticky. Little to the left ... little more ... OK, hold it!"
DORA: "Alright, alright, I'll pay for cable."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #14 on: 07 May 2012, 16:12 »
Dora: [EXASPERATED EXPRESSION QUESTIONING FAYE'S ACTIONS]
Faye: [SNARKY JUSTIFICATIVE REJOINDER]
Sam: [AMUSING NOT-QUITE-NON-SEQUITUR]
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #15 on: 08 May 2012, 09:57 »
Is there a reason for the all the frog references I might be missing?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #16 on: 08 May 2012, 10:22 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #17 on: 08 May 2012, 11:44 »
Also , which was a change from bonercat one day at that time when he was having a break while drawing the comic.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #18 on: 08 May 2012, 16:47 »
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« Reply #19 on: 08 May 2012, 16:53 »
HYPNOTOAD: "OK, no more double shots in the dark for me."
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« Reply #20 on: 08 May 2012, 17:45 »
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« Reply #21 on: 08 May 2012, 18:22 »
ELDRITCH ABOMINATION KERMIT: "Hannelore! Wait, how'd I know I'd find you in MY apartment?"
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« Reply #22 on: 09 May 2012, 00:00 »
He's not an eldritch abomination - he's just an evil twin. 

From the shallow end of the lily pond...
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« Reply #23 on: 09 May 2012, 01:14 »
Dora: I told you.....
Sam: YOU HAVE OBTAINED THE BATTLE LADLE!! +2 TO ATTACKS!!
Faye: Prove to me D&D doesn't encourage positive ideas.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #24 on: 09 May 2012, 05:40 »
Nice. 2ND IMAGE:

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« Reply #25 on: 09 May 2012, 06:48 »
Jim: Did you put Prince Tadpole into my drink?
Faye: Yes.
Jim: He really brings out the flavor.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #26 on: 09 May 2012, 07:51 »
Jim: What's the green thing?
Faye: An Aphid.
Jim: ...I'll have another.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #27 on: 09 May 2012, 08:12 »
JIM: "Is that a naked drawing of you in the bottom of the glass?"
FAYE: "Yep."
JIM: "How come it's signed 'Samantha'?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #28 on: 09 May 2012, 12:42 »
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JIM: "Is that a naked drawing of you in the bottom of the glass?"
FAYE: "Yep."
JIM: "How come it's signed 'Samantha'?"
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« Reply #29 on: 09 May 2012, 14:47 »
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JIM: "Is that a naked drawing of you in the bottom of the glass?"
FAYE: "Yep."
JIM: "How come it's signed 'Samantha'?"
FTW

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #30 on: 09 May 2012, 23:29 »
Jim:  Should I be worried that my daughter learned how to weld from a woman who burned her apartment down while making toast?
Faye:  Probably.
Jim:  Then I'll have another shot please.
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« Reply #31 on: 10 May 2012, 04:36 »
Jim:  "Welding, knife sharpening, coffee making, and now drink mixing - what's next on the agenda?"
Faye:  "We're saving that for Fan Fiction Friday."
Jim:  "I'll go get my gun."
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« Reply #32 on: 10 May 2012, 05:14 »
Jim: "Whats in this?"
Faye: "Mostly butts."
Jim: "Butts."
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« Reply #33 on: 10 May 2012, 16:44 »
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JIM: "Is that a naked drawing of you in the bottom of the glass?"
Do drawings ever wear clothes?
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« Reply #34 on: 10 May 2012, 16:59 »
I see shoulder straps on your avatar, so I'm going with "yes". 

Mine even wears a hat. 
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« Reply #35 on: 10 May 2012, 17:10 »
My little sister's paper dolls did, so I'll go with "yes" too.

Drawings of clothes, anyway.
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« Reply #36 on: 10 May 2012, 19:24 »
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JIM: "Is that a naked drawing of you in the bottom of the glass?"
Do drawings ever wear clothes?

Depends on how well you can draw.  For mine, it's hard to tell the difference between clothed and naked, probably because I can only draw stick figures.
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« Reply #37 on: 10 May 2012, 20:36 »
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Quote from: DSL on 09 May 2012, 08:12
JIM: "Is that a naked drawing of you in the bottom of the glass?"
Do drawings ever wear clothes?

Well, I've seen drawings of fabric care instruction icons that were on tags inside my clothes, so I guess they're an example.
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« Reply #38 on: 10 May 2012, 21:51 »
...I think that 's a case of clothes wearing drawings...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 61
« Reply #39 on: 10 May 2012, 22:29 »
Now that I think about it, how does one draw a naked picture of themselves at the bottom of a cup?
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« Reply #40 on: 10 May 2012, 23:45 »
...verrrrryyy carefully.
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« Reply #41 on: 11 May 2012, 00:01 »
By drawing from a life model. Put yourself at the bottom of a cup, draw a picture of that, don't put clothes on the picture, and you have made a naked drawing of yourself at the bottom of a cup.

I don't understand how anyone ever learns English. Are other languages so infinitely misparseable?
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« Reply #42 on: 11 May 2012, 00:27 »
German is close, but not quite.
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« Reply #43 on: 11 May 2012, 01:34 »
I was enjoying the conversation as an example of "deliberately misunderstanding/taking literally for humor's sake."

As a Midwest Amurrican, I'm often tempted to respond to those around me who make fun of a non U.S.-ian's attempt at English by asking my fellow Amurrican how he or she'd do in the speaker's native tongue. Standard response 7-E: Go live there if I like it so much.

But I think we're all, myself included, missing the important question: Does the alcohol in an Old Fashioned dissolve the Sharpie ink? And what does that do to the flavor? Not to mention the drinker?
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« Reply #44 on: 11 May 2012, 04:19 »
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But I think we're all, myself included, missing the important question: Does the alcohol in an Old Fashioned dissolve the Sharpie ink? And what does that do to the flavor? Not to mention the drinker?

Judging by the Wikipedia page... depends on how much ink is used, I would probably say. Methylated spirits (basically pure ethanol) can dissolve the ink, so I'd say alcoholic drinks would probably do the same, but whether the results are still drinkable is not disclosed (I personally wouldn't risk a glass of Johnny Walker for the sake of science).
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« Reply #45 on: 11 May 2012, 04:20 »
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I see shoulder straps on your avatar, so I'm going with "yes". 
You mean those aren't the joints from her chassis' arms?
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« Reply #46 on: 11 May 2012, 04:27 »
 :laugh:

(OK, it was more like a chuckle in real life.)
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« Reply #47 on: 11 May 2012, 23:40 »
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Quote from: Carl-E on 10 May 2012, 16:59
I see shoulder straps on your avatar, so I'm going with "yes". 
You mean those aren't the joints from her chassis' arms?

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« Reply #48 on: 12 May 2012, 00:48 »
Now that you've tipped our hand we'll have to accelerate the implementation of the plan to crush all humans.
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« Reply #49 on: 12 May 2012, 06:31 »
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