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QC Captions Vol. 62
« on: 13 May 2012, 03:18 »
Hopefully Jeph's feeling better this week. Wish him well as you ponder this weeks first image:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #1 on: 13 May 2012, 04:01 »
Dora : "Owls!"
Jim : "Owls?"
Sam : "Dad, I caught an Owl. I'm going to call him Bitey."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #2 on: 13 May 2012, 06:33 »
DORA: "'Father of her future children'?"
JIM: "She wanted ... samples."
SAM: "Was that the skinny blonde chick?"
FAYE: (THUD)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #3 on: 13 May 2012, 06:35 »
Dora: “So, what now?”
Jim: “Off to the clinic to get her 'fixed' I guess?”
Faye: “…Sam?”
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #4 on: 13 May 2012, 13:53 »
Quote from: DSL on 13 May 2012, 06:33
DORA: "'Father of her future children'?"
JIM: "She wanted ... samples."
SAM: "Was that the skinny blonde chick?"
FAYE: (THUD)

So that's what Winslow meant!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #5 on: 13 May 2012, 14:09 »
I'm telling you, Winslow will turn out to be the little man behind tne curtain ...
« Last Edit: 13 May 2012, 19:49 by DSL »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #6 on: 13 May 2012, 18:47 »
Pay no attention...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #7 on: 13 May 2012, 23:03 »
The old theory was that Raven was secretly managing everything and manipulating everyone. Maybe she's just a puppet for Winslow.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #8 on: 14 May 2012, 00:54 »
Faye:   "Waffles??"
Jim:      "Waffles!"
Sam:    "Oh god, Waaaaaaffles!!" *THUD*
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #9 on: 14 May 2012, 03:53 »
Jim: "Can you believe that no shop in town sells D-size batteries?"
Dora: "What do you need the batteries for?"
Sam: "Power level critical. Shutting down..." *THUD*
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #10 on: 14 May 2012, 09:05 »
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 13 May 2012, 03:18
Hopefully Jeph's feeling better this week. Wish him well as you ponder this weeks first image:



Enjoy!

Dora:  "Are you sure you want her to do this?"
Jim:  "Better here than on street, who knows what sort of weird things she'd pick up."

Faye:  "Now that the body is on the heavy gauge plastic drop sheet, the next thing we do is clear the muscle tissue away from the major joints.."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #11 on: 14 May 2012, 11:20 »
Dora: You sure you want another?
Jim: Quite!
Sam: Double racist grandma coming righ...OOF!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #12 on: 14 May 2012, 16:38 »
Dora: Can you make people unconscious with a glare?
Jim: I had to learn that as a parent. Watch this.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #13 on: 14 May 2012, 21:01 »
Sam (wielding the Ladle of Doom against Faye's Battle Spatula): Augh! Oof! (THUD)

Dora: So of all the people to babysit Sam, why did you choose us? I mean, something like this (indicates the fight) was always going to happen, especially with Faye around.

Jim: The alternative was Renee...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #14 on: 15 May 2012, 07:14 »
Dora:  Who are you?
Jim:  I'm no one to be trifled with.  That is all you ever need know.
Faye:  Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!  (THUD)


Bonus:

Dora:  What happen?
Jim:  Somebody set up us the bomb.
Faye:  For great justice!  (THUD)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #15 on: 15 May 2012, 07:48 »
Dora: "When did she get hooked?"
Jim: "Someone called Jabberwocky on the internet."
Sam: "ALL YOUR BASE!!!"
(Faye: *thud*)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #16 on: 15 May 2012, 10:32 »
DORA: "Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, suppose you tell me what you do when you get locked in at the bakery?"
JIM: "Well, supposing I didn't have the kind of door you can, I dunno, OPEN from the INSIDE, I'd call one of the employees I'd, let's just say for sh!ts and giggles, TRUSTED with a SPARE KEY..."
RAVEN (in ceiling duct): "Oh noes!" (THUD)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #17 on: 15 May 2012, 10:57 »
Quote from: DSL on 15 May 2012, 10:32
DORA: "Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, suppose you tell me what you do when you get locked in at the bakery?"
JIM: "Well, supposing I didn't have the kind of door you can, I dunno, OPEN from the INSIDE, I'd call one of the employees I'd, let's just say for sh!ts and giggles, TRUSTED with a SPARE KEY..."
RAVEN (in ceiling duct): "Oh noes!" (THUD)

Jim:  So when are you gonna tell her where the key is?
Faye:  When it's not funny anymore.
Dora:  Actually, I'm just waiting for her to figure it out.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #18 on: 16 May 2012, 04:12 »
Quote from: cvcharger on 15 May 2012, 10:57
Quote from: DSL on 15 May 2012, 10:32
DORA: "Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, suppose you tell me what you do when you get locked in at the bakery?"
JIM: "Well, supposing I didn't have the kind of door you can, I dunno, OPEN from the INSIDE, I'd call one of the employees I'd, let's just say for sh!ts and giggles, TRUSTED with a SPARE KEY..."
RAVEN (in ceiling duct): "Oh noes!" (THUD)

Jim:  So when are you gonna tell her where the key is?
Faye:  When it's not funny anymore.
Dora:  Actually, I'm just waiting for her to figure it out.

Jim: "Where was it this time?"
Dora: "I had it balanced precariously on the inside of the ducting grill. Should have got her straight in the noggin."
Raven (now at floor level): "I thought that pigeon couldn't have had that much iron in its diet."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #19 on: 16 May 2012, 05:22 »
Nice! New image:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #20 on: 16 May 2012, 05:47 »
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 16 May 2012, 05:22
Nice! New image:



Pintsize:  Uhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!  Thiiiiisss issss awweesssommme.
Faye:  You better not waste mah battery.
Marten:  He has your vibrators and that's all you're worried about?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #21 on: 16 May 2012, 07:05 »
Martin: Why did I expect this would happen?
Pintsize: How about a neck massage Hanners?
Faye: Dammit those are mine!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #22 on: 16 May 2012, 09:03 »
Faye: Sigh. Those are not mine - in case you were wondering.

Marten: Sigh. So now we know what happened to the toys Mom reportedly lost during her last visit.

Pintsize: By the power of greycock...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #23 on: 17 May 2012, 04:42 »
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 16 May 2012, 05:22
Nice! New image:



Faye:  "You have to stop doing this, it lost it's shock value after the first time.."

Marten:"He's done this before?"

Pintsize:  "Not with Marigold's and Hannelore's!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #24 on: 17 May 2012, 04:50 »
Faye:  Meh, I've had bigger than that.
Marten:  Whose are we talking about?  Sven's?  'Cause daaang, dude has a great--
Pintsize:  Shit!  My wacky antics have jumped the shark!



Quote from: Bachi-Atari on 16 May 2012, 07:05
Martin Faye: Why did I expect this would happen?
Pintsize: How about a neck massage Hanners?
Faye Marten: Dammit those are mine!
I accidentally read this with Faye and Marten switched.  I think it works better this way.  :-D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #25 on: 17 May 2012, 07:18 »
Pintsize: "Behold my Jedi skills! Dual lightsabers, guys!"
Marten: "Dude, those aren't lightsabers."
Faye: "For stealing my things, he's going to learn how I spit-roast..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 62
« Reply #26 on: 19 May 2012, 15:31 »
Faye: Your mom is not allowed in the apartment anymore.
Marten: I wondered why Pintsize and mom were talking to the side during the visit.
Pintsize: ....see, this one is supposed to hit the woman's G-spot......
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