Topic: QC Captions Vol. 68 (Read 13661 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 24 Jun 2012, 10:14 »

Wooooooonew week! FIRST IMAGE:

Enjoy!

Omega Entity · « **Reply #1 on:** 24 Jun 2012, 10:28 »

MARTEN: You must live in a neighborhood full of orgy-goers, if those are the 'treats' you're handing out for Halloween.

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #2 on:** 24 Jun 2012, 11:17 »

#1
Marten: Um, the safe sex class is a few doors down girls. This is where we hold the watersports sex classes.

#2
Marten: My mom has been teaching you things, hasn't she?

#3
Marten: Yep, thats pretty much our health plan here at the library in a nutshell. Damn budget cutbacks.

Carl-E · « **Reply #3 on:** 24 Jun 2012, 13:00 »

Marten: "Wait, where'd Claire go?"

Emily: "She's still tracking that Hampshire student."

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #4 on:** 24 Jun 2012, 13:59 »

"Right, now, the next step is to put all of those on to my finger before she gets out agai, or we're in it but deep."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #5 on:** 24 Jun 2012, 14:09 »

Marten: the little ones are Tums, the big ones are Ex Lax, Try not to get them mixed up in the bins...
Claire (from inside bathroom): Too Late!

jmucchiello · « **Reply #6 on:** 24 Jun 2012, 18:08 »

"That's NOT how you make a condom balloon."

Emperor Norton · « **Reply #7 on:** 24 Jun 2012, 19:28 »

"I don't mean to disappoint you, but I don't think I have the stamina to use that many in just one night."

ASmellyOgre · « **Reply #8 on:** 24 Jun 2012, 20:45 »

"Just put those on a bowl by the desk. It's the only reason half of the students ever come in here."

DSL · « **Reply #9 on:** 24 Jun 2012, 21:45 »

Quote from: ASmellyOgre on 24 Jun 2012, 20:45

"Just put those on a bowl by the desk. It's the only reason half of the students ever come in here."

WIN

Sorflakne · « **Reply #10 on:** 24 Jun 2012, 22:12 »

Marten: Where the hell were you ladies when I was in college?!

WAYF · « **Reply #11 on:** 24 Jun 2012, 23:01 »

Quote from: Emperor Norton on 24 Jun 2012, 19:28

"I don't mean to disappoint you, but I don't think I have the stamina to use that many in just one night."

WIN, but I refer you to this.
What's YOUR excuse for using up 80 condoms in one night?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #12 on:** 25 Jun 2012, 04:26 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 24 Jun 2012, 10:14

Wooooooonew week! FIRST IMAGE:

Enjoy!

Marten: "Yeah, Pintsize has an "unusual" idea of what constitutes a suitable orientation package."

techkid · « **Reply #13 on:** 25 Jun 2012, 05:46 »

"I did say bring candy for the Halloween party, but knowing this place I'd say that these 'prizes' would be the first to go..."

jwhouk · « **Reply #14 on:** 25 Jun 2012, 06:35 »

Quote from: DSL on 24 Jun 2012, 21:45

Quote from: ASmellyOgre on 24 Jun 2012, 20:45
"Just put those on a bowl by the desk. It's the only reason half of the students ever come in here."
WIN

You really know you've come up with a good caption when DSL gives it the "WIN" response.

Bachi-Atari · « **Reply #15 on:** 25 Jun 2012, 08:01 »

Whatever you do, DON'T mix up the water baloons with the lubed condoms.

DSL · « **Reply #16 on:** 25 Jun 2012, 08:38 »

MARTEN: "Not now. ... well, OK."

Penheart · « **Reply #17 on:** 25 Jun 2012, 10:35 »

I know yes we were supposed to give candy. BUT those are both the flavored and edible kinds. Just don't get them mixed up.

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #18 on:** 26 Jun 2012, 02:35 »

Quote from: Penheart on 25 Jun 2012, 10:35

I know yes we were supposed to give candy. BUT those are both the flavored and edible kinds. Just don't get them mixed up.

I know someone who might want the "chewing gum."

cvcharger · « **Reply #19 on:** 26 Jun 2012, 09:47 »

Marten: How many did you think we were going to need?

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #20 on:** 26 Jun 2012, 13:57 »

(continuing from above)

Gabby: My motto is "be prepared." I used to be a boy scout.
Emily: Aha! So you're the one who's trans!

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #21 on:** 26 Jun 2012, 16:08 »

Quote from: cvcharger on 26 Jun 2012, 09:47

Marten: How many did you think we were going to need?
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 26 Jun 2012, 13:57
Gabby: My motto is "be prepared." I used to be a boy scout.

Emily: Cool! When's the Jamboree?

DSL · « **Reply #22 on:** 26 Jun 2012, 16:45 »

MARTEN: "'Banana smoothie'? What does that have to do with ... Oh, I get it."
GABBY: "Ssh!"

Carl-E · « **Reply #23 on:** 26 Jun 2012, 20:43 »

(continued from above)

Marte: "Wait, you don't actually hit it with a hammer...?"

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #24 on:** 26 Jun 2012, 20:51 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 26 Jun 2012, 20:43

(continued from above)

Marte: "Wait, you don't actually hit it with a hammer...?"

cont: Wait, did my mom tell you about CBT?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #25 on:** 26 Jun 2012, 21:46 »

She's even written an online course about using it to correct unwanted thoughts and behaviors.

It's a CBT CBT CBT.

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #26 on:** 26 Jun 2012, 21:56 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 26 Jun 2012, 21:46

She's even written an online course about using it to correct unwanted thoughts and behaviors.

It's a CBT CBT CBT.

Cockerel + Beach Ball + Spanish Inqusition

Kugai · « **Reply #27 on:** 26 Jun 2012, 22:28 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 24 Jun 2012, 10:14

Wooooooonew week! FIRST IMAGE:

Enjoy!

Marten: "There can be only one."

WAYF · « **Reply #28 on:** 26 Jun 2012, 23:49 »

Why is this one picture such a goldmine of wins?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #29 on:** 27 Jun 2012, 04:41 »

Quote from: Kugai on 26 Jun 2012, 22:28

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 24 Jun 2012, 10:14
Wooooooonew week! FIRST IMAGE:

Enjoy!

Marten: "There can be only one."

So much win.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #30 on:** 27 Jun 2012, 06:51 »

Wow guys lol It's time to post the next image, but feel free to keep making captions for the first one if you have more ideas; you're on a roll!

Notice the sign is blank

DSL · « **Reply #31 on:** 27 Jun 2012, 07:19 »

MARTEN: "I'm not kind."
TAI: "I don't mean 'weak' kind the way so many men are. I mean the kindness that comes from enormous strength, from an inner power so strong that every act, no matter what, is more proof of that power. ..."

SIGN ON BENCH: "Wet Paint."

Carl-E · « **Reply #32 on:** 27 Jun 2012, 07:41 »

Based on a misread of the above:

Marten: "I'm not that kind."

Tai: "I never said you were!"

Sign: "PLEASE PAY TO MAKE ME STOP"

...and both Marten and Tai drop in a dollar.

DSL · « **Reply #33 on:** 27 Jun 2012, 07:48 »

MARTEN: "... so yes, it's been demonstrated that the sense of smell can trigger memories and emotional reactions, and in some cases is so evocative it can override the evidence of the other senses such as taste. I suppose this could lead to confusion, especialliy in an awkward or emotionally charged situation. Why do you ask?"
TAI: "Oh, nothing ... "

SIGN ON BENCH: "Try our new Magic Fingers Sidewalk Massage Bench." But says "Wet Paint" on the other side.

Bachi-Atari · « **Reply #34 on:** 27 Jun 2012, 08:33 »

Tai: I thought you were all about music

Martin: Yeah, but not street performing hipsters.

Sign: Please support broken musical Anthro-PCs

Carl-E · « **Reply #35 on:** 27 Jun 2012, 11:15 »

Quote from: Bachi-Atari on 27 Jun 2012, 08:33

Sign: Please support broken musical Anthro-PCs

Wait, didn't he used to work in the "small world" display at Disneyland?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #36 on:** 27 Jun 2012, 12:32 »

Tai: "You sure?"

Marten: "Yes, Tai. Your position as my boss, with the power to fire me and send me out to earn I living with as much dignity as this dude menas that I will sleep with you."

Sign: "Ouch, that hurt"

(Not to be taken as canon, shipping or anything other than a probably futile attempt at provoking cheap laughs. Your mileage may vary)

DSL · « **Reply #37 on:** 27 Jun 2012, 14:57 »

MARTEN: " ... and part of the thing spins to make gravity, there are 128 scientists and a hot Air Force lieutenant who takes her job too seriously, lots of lasers, floating murder-bots that also serve drinks, and the whole thing is controlled by a sentient computer which is terrified of Hanners, who by the way kicks ass at zero-G badminton. Also, there's spathe ham."
TAI: "C'mon. Where did you go, really?"
SIGN: "Do this. Don't do that. Can't you read the sign?"

Carl-E · « **Reply #38 on:** 27 Jun 2012, 15:13 »

Quote from: DSL on 27 Jun 2012, 14:57

SIGN: "Do this. Don't do that. Can't you read the sign?"

I can't decide whether I love you or hate you right now. Either way, it's pretty strong...

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #39 on:** 27 Jun 2012, 15:51 »

Tai: So, can you tell me any tips about Dora I should know?
Marten: What do you wanna know?
SIGN: ANGRY ANDREWS ACCORDION ATRIUM ------------>

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #40 on:** 27 Jun 2012, 16:12 »

Tai: "If you decide to rely on your musical abilities, you might find yourself dependent on a major city's subway for a living."
Marten: "Ugh. That would suck. I hate the smell of urine in the morning."
Sign: "Busker? I hardly even know 'er!"

Bachi-Atari · « **Reply #41 on:** 28 Jun 2012, 06:07 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 27 Jun 2012, 16:12

Sign: "Busker? I hardly even know 'er!"

You Busker, you brought her!

DSL · « **Reply #42 on:** 28 Jun 2012, 08:59 »

MARTEN: "Can I? Pleeeeeeeeease?"
TAI: "Well, I think you're ready for the responsibility. But the minute you forget to feed it, or take it for walks, out it goes."
SIGN: "Accordionist. Free to good home."

Bachi-Atari · « **Reply #43 on:** 28 Jun 2012, 09:20 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 27 Jun 2012, 11:15

Quote from: Bachi-Atari on 27 Jun 2012, 08:33
Sign: Please support broken musical Anthro-PCs

Wait, didn't he used to work in the "small world" display at Disneyland?

Yes. That's why he's a street musician in Mass

DrBear · « **Reply #44 on:** 28 Jun 2012, 09:41 »

Marten: "What's this piece of art?"

Tai: "That's the centerpiece of the new library promotion."

Sign: DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU. READ A BOOK.

cvcharger · « **Reply #45 on:** 28 Jun 2012, 15:21 »

Marten: Apparently, someone keeps posting these photos of us, and using them for caption contests.
Tai: Wow, that's kinda creepy. Who do you think is doing that?
Sign: AnthroPCs see everything...EVERYTHING!!!

Bachi-Atari · « **Reply #46 on:** 28 Jun 2012, 21:44 »

Quote from: cvcharger on 28 Jun 2012, 15:21

Sign: AnthroPCs see everything...EVERYTHING!!!

I knew the singularity would end up being bad.

techkid · « **Reply #47 on:** 29 Jun 2012, 03:10 »

Marten: "Man, I didn't realise that busking was so... weird!"
Tai: "Heh, you should see the trombonist..."
Sign: "THE ACCORDIAN COMMANDS! PLAY, MY MINION!"

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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