Topic: QC Captions Vol. 70: SDCC Week (Read 23520 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 08 Jul 2012, 07:39 »

It's been a crazy couple weeks for Jeph and for anyone (like me) living in the northeast/Great Lakes area. Time for some lighthearted frivolity with a week of whimsical (read: horrifying) guest strips and an EXTRA special caption game! Gonna try to do 5 images this week; so let DO this sh**! FIRST IMAGE:

Enjoy!

celticgeek · « **Reply #1 on:** 08 Jul 2012, 07:46 »

Momo: Are you sure this will work?

Pintsize: Just plug it in and run C:/pintsize/libido.exe!

cesium133 · « **Reply #2 on:** 08 Jul 2012, 08:23 »

Momo: At least they're not wang-limbs.
Pintsize: Plug it in again so I can try for wang-limbs!

DSL · « **Reply #3 on:** 08 Jul 2012, 08:35 »

MOMO: "OK, I'm pulling ... I pulled."
PINTSIZE (SFX): "Pffrr-r-r-r-r-t!"

OR

MOMO: "OK, I'm pulling ... I pulled."
PINTSIZE: "Ma-ma!"

OR

MOMO: "Strangest boot-up procedure I've ever seen."
PINTSIZE: "I see the building maintenence guy do this all the time with the lawnmower."

OR

MOMO: "Well, that's whimsical and horrifying at the same time. But you say if I pull again ...?"
PINTSIZE: "You'll suddenly look like a teenager."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #4 on:** 08 Jul 2012, 12:31 »

Pintsize: Thanks for powering me up. How did you manage it? You don't have an extra battery... Eels?
Momo: Eels.

Pintsize: Come on! Be a sport. Try it!
Momo: I'm... I'm just opposed to the idea of eels with thumbs.

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #5 on:** 08 Jul 2012, 17:15 »

Oh come on, no panels from the NRRD-CON arc?

cvcharger · « **Reply #6 on:** 08 Jul 2012, 19:03 »

Pintsize: Thumbthingth different.
Momo-tan: That is a terrible pun.
Pintsize: It'th not a pun. Thumbthing ith wrong with my language prothether.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #7 on:** 08 Jul 2012, 19:20 »

Momo: Those are the most ... disturbing ... digits I've ever seen.
Pintsize: I know, right? Run down to Rite Aid and pick me up some fingercots, would ya?

techkid · « **Reply #8 on:** 09 Jul 2012, 03:53 »

Pintsize: "Look at this mess! I'm all thumbs..."
Momo: "Pfft, you should have seen me before I installed that patch."

pwhodges · « **Reply #9 on:** 09 Jul 2012, 04:31 »

Momo: Er...
Pintsize: I never realised that thumb-drives could be such fun!

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #10 on:** 09 Jul 2012, 06:59 »

I see no negative repercussions to posting this image after today's comic:

TinPenguin · « **Reply #11 on:** 09 Jul 2012, 07:10 »

Faye: RAM IT IN
Dora: After applying proper lubrication

WAYF · « **Reply #12 on:** 09 Jul 2012, 07:28 »

NAILED IT.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #13 on:** 09 Jul 2012, 07:53 »

While this will not match the simplicity of the first entry -

Faye: "Dora! What the ....?"

"Dora": "Could Dora do this?"

Bachi-Atari · « **Reply #14 on:** 09 Jul 2012, 08:43 »

Dora: DONKY PUNCH!

FAYE: DAMMIT! I'm gonna pee blood for a week now!

/too vulgar?

DSL · « **Reply #15 on:** 09 Jul 2012, 09:29 »

Quote from: cvcharger on 08 Jul 2012, 19:03

Pintsize: Thumbthingth different.
Momo-tan: That is a terrible pun.
Pintsize: It'th not a pun. Thumbthing ith wrong with my language prothether.

that'th a win, that ith.

techkid · « **Reply #16 on:** 10 Jul 2012, 03:28 »

Faye: "Goddammit Dora! I'm trying to sleep!"
Dora: "Well, I can hardly play 'Duck, duck, BOOBS' by myself, now can I?"

cesium133 · « **Reply #17 on:** 10 Jul 2012, 06:31 »

Faye: "If you're feeling that way, you should be looking for my sister, not me!"
Dora: "Your sister stopped returning my calls."

DSL · « **Reply #18 on:** 10 Jul 2012, 07:30 »

FAYE: "AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa .... z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z....."
DORA: "I gotta tell Hanners about this."

Carl-E · « **Reply #19 on:** 10 Jul 2012, 07:40 »

The ol' "reverse vulcan boob squish"

Sorflakne · « **Reply #20 on:** 10 Jul 2012, 09:56 »

Faye: Harder, dammit!
Dora: Can't; this is a family friendly forum; we can only do this because we're still clothed.

DSL · « **Reply #21 on:** 10 Jul 2012, 10:06 »

Quote from: Sorflakne on 10 Jul 2012, 09:56

... family friendly forum ....

Well, yes, by general internet "standards," I suppose ...

ASmellyOgre · « **Reply #22 on:** 10 Jul 2012, 10:18 »

Faye: Marten's in the other room, Dora.
Dora: I realized that, but you're just so much more comfy!

DSL · « **Reply #23 on:** 10 Jul 2012, 12:44 »

FAYE: "And it never occurred to you that, in my own room and my own bed, I might NOT HAVE PANTS ON?"
DORA: "This feels like foreshadowing. WHY does it feel like foreshadowing?"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #24 on:** 10 Jul 2012, 14:46 »

Quote from: Sorflakne on 10 Jul 2012, 09:56

Faye: Harder, dammit!
Dora: Can't; this is a heavily moderated forum; we can only do this because we're still clothed.

fyp. NEW IMAGE:

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #25 on:** 10 Jul 2012, 15:52 »

M: So Hanners what's new---
H: Did you know that Redrum is murder spelled backwards?

pwhodges · « **Reply #26 on:** 10 Jul 2012, 16:05 »

Where does Red Rum come into it?

DSL · « **Reply #27 on:** 10 Jul 2012, 16:21 »

MARTEN: "So what do you think are your chances of getting out of here alive?"
HANNELORE(?) (In Australian accent): "About average."

ASmellyOgre · « **Reply #28 on:** 10 Jul 2012, 17:00 »

Marten: I got your message. Something panicked about space dildos. Are you okay?
Hannelore: Yeah, but Pintsize might need some help.

Redball · « **Reply #29 on:** 10 Jul 2012, 17:28 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 10 Jul 2012, 16:05

Where does Red Rum come into it?

Dunno, but his sire was Quorum, an alphabetical achievement. Wonder if his grandsire was pa-rum-pum-pum-pum.

DSL · « **Reply #30 on:** 10 Jul 2012, 19:49 »

MARTEN: "How's Paulie?"
HANNERS: "Oh, Paulie. You won't see him no more."

techkid · « **Reply #31 on:** 10 Jul 2012, 23:31 »

Marten: "Hey Hanners, you called me up to see a new art display... what's with the knife?"
Hannelore: "Uh, art! Right! Just give me a few minutes to, uh, clean up! Right!"

Soulsynger · « **Reply #32 on:** 11 Jul 2012, 01:13 »

Marten: "Hey Hanners, is this what I think it is?"
Hannelore: "I think so, but this time its not too salty to melt it down into animal shapes."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #33 on:** 11 Jul 2012, 04:33 »

Marten: "Once that you've decided on a killing, First you make a stone of your heart And if you find that your hands are still willing Then you can turn a murder into art."

Hannelore: "There really isn't any need for bloodshed, You just do it with a little more finesse. If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee then it avoids an awful lot of mess."

DSL · « **Reply #34 on:** 11 Jul 2012, 07:28 »

MARTEN: "Hanners, I'm out of butter. Do you have a little I can borrow?"
HANNERS: "Sorry, I just put the last of mine on a bagel."

TinPenguin · « **Reply #35 on:** 11 Jul 2012, 08:37 »

"That's okay, I wanted to borrow a bagel too."

Bachi-Atari · « **Reply #36 on:** 11 Jul 2012, 09:52 »

Martin: Ummmm, have you seen Pint-Size?

Hanners: I'm sure part of him is somewhere in here.

jwhouk · « **Reply #37 on:** 11 Jul 2012, 11:29 »

EDIT: Never mind. I read "bagel" as "badger" in that post.

DSL · « **Reply #38 on:** 11 Jul 2012, 12:34 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 11 Jul 2012, 11:29

EDIT: Never mind. I read "bagel" as "badger" in that post.

Honey bagel don't give a **** either.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #39 on:** 11 Jul 2012, 13:39 »

"Hannelore, I've got this problem. You see, I've been getting emo and cutting lately, and it feels wrong."

"Don't worry, Marten, I'm sure it is just a minor problem with your technique. Come in for a second."

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #40 on:** 11 Jul 2012, 14:32 »

Marten: "Hey Hanners, what's… is that a ceramic knife? I didn't know they even made 'extra stabby' size."

Hannelore: "They don't; mom gets them custom made for her HR dept. and I get the overstock."

DSL · « **Reply #41 on:** 11 Jul 2012, 14:57 »

MARTEN: "That's not a knoife."
HANNERS: "Yes it is. But that's not an Australian accent."

TinPenguin · « **Reply #42 on:** 11 Jul 2012, 15:01 »

Marten: And that is why I'm absolutely crazy about you.

Hanners: I think I can count to five before my stab reflex kicks in. Run.

jwhouk · « **Reply #43 on:** 11 Jul 2012, 15:23 »

Quote from: DSL on 11 Jul 2012, 12:34

Quote from: jwhouk on 11 Jul 2012, 11:29
EDIT: Never mind. I read "bagel" as "badger" in that post.

Honey bagel don't give a **** either.

Quote from: DSL

MARTEN: "Hanners, I'm out of butter. Do you have a little I can borrow?"
HANNERS: "Sorry, I just put the last of mine on a badger."

To which I was going to reply:

"As a Wisconsin native, I don't find that funny.

Okay, maybe a little funny, but not that funny."

DSL · « **Reply #44 on:** 11 Jul 2012, 17:37 »

Well, if she's gonna butter a badger, she'd need a bigger knoife than that.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #45 on:** 12 Jul 2012, 06:53 »

rollin right along....

jwhouk · « **Reply #46 on:** 12 Jul 2012, 07:52 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 12 Jul 2012, 06:53

Angus: "Actually, I'm quite a mess."
Marigold: "Oh, what, cause you have some issues? News flash: So does everybody else on the planet."

Soulsynger · « **Reply #47 on:** 12 Jul 2012, 08:03 »

Angus: "My god, it's full of alcohol."
Marigold: "Secret whiskey almost usually is."

TinPenguin · « **Reply #48 on:** 12 Jul 2012, 08:28 »

Angus: So where did you get these... 'samples'?
Marigold: Winslow left them for Momo. I didn't ask.

Bachi-Atari · « **Reply #49 on:** 12 Jul 2012, 09:14 »

Angus: I think I see Jesus
Marigold: Moob

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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