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QC Captions Vol. 73
« on: 29 Jul 2012, 11:13 »

New week! New innocent situations to malign! DO IT (not that this one's particularly innocent):



Notice Faye's part of the blackboard is blank too :-D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #1 on: 29 Jul 2012, 11:32 »

MARTEN: "Wow. That ransom note has really bad spelling."
DORA: "Yeah. Write a better one or we won't split the ransom with you when we send you to pick it up."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #2 on: 29 Jul 2012, 12:03 »

MARTEN: "I don't understand."
DORA: "Yeah. Write bigger."
BLACKBOARD: "Doo dozem gubgakes. Umberstanb?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #3 on: 29 Jul 2012, 12:18 »

Blackboard: lots of complicated looking algebra

Marten: "Is that what it looks like?"
Dora: "Formal proof of Goldbach's Conjecture? Yeah, turns out that sarcasm and brainpower are a zero-sum for her."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #4 on: 29 Jul 2012, 13:49 »

Marten: "My mother would say that you need her hands tied behind her back for that to work".
Dora: "Argh, yes, she's pulled it off once already".
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #5 on: 29 Jul 2012, 21:14 »

Marten: Man... lost her blackboard privileges too. Harsh.

Dora: Unfortunately it hasn't slowed her down as much as I'd have liked.

Espresso machine steam wand: .-. .- -- /  .. - /  .. -. /  ... .. -.. . .-- .- -.-- ...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #6 on: 29 Jul 2012, 21:19 »

Marten:  Whatever you decide, I'm sure it'll be for the best. 

Dora:  Thanks, Marten. 

Faye:  (Blackboard):  Tai and Dora, sitting in a tree...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #7 on: 29 Jul 2012, 21:24 »

Marten: Do we really need a gag for Pictionary?
Dora: I don't want a repeat of last week where customers were being scared off by Faye's duck impressions.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #8 on: 29 Jul 2012, 21:26 »

Marten: Wait, your selling that?
Dora: Well, that one Asian girl "inspired" us apparently.
Blackboard: BANANA SMOOTHIES, FRESHLY HAMMER SQUASHED!!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #9 on: 29 Jul 2012, 21:26 »

MARTEN: Whats with the tape over Faye's mouth?
DORA: She was telling customers that I'll flash them if they tip more then 5 bucks.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #10 on: 29 Jul 2012, 23:01 »

...BLACKBOARD: 

$5

$3

$2
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #11 on: 30 Jul 2012, 01:14 »

Marten: "Dora, you haven't been talking to my mother again, have you?"
Dora: "No, she's just been making kissy faces at me for the past half-hour. Besides, she told me the gag-ball works far better than duct tape."

Blackboard: Which do you like more, the spring chicken, or the old chook?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #12 on: 30 Jul 2012, 03:34 »

Dora: It's cause Faye kept joking about finding my "secret stash of sex toys" *points to the chalk*.

Marten: Wow, uh... is that supposed to be insulting you or me?
« Last Edit: 30 Jul 2012, 13:15 by pwhodges »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #13 on: 30 Jul 2012, 04:25 »

Marten:  Faye seems quieter today.
Dora:  It's the humidity.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #14 on: 30 Jul 2012, 04:51 »

MARTEN: "She seems ... a bit thinner."
DORA: "And muffin theft is way down since I made her wear that. Coincidence?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #15 on: 30 Jul 2012, 06:02 »

Marten: "Geez, is it that time again?"
Dora: "Yeah, I had to use the duct tape so she doesn't blather on about it again. Doesn't seem to be working."

FAYE (written on chalkboard): "Three types of fencing: * Epee *Foil *Saber"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #16 on: 30 Jul 2012, 12:04 »

jwhouk: I'm reminded of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cuihrjLNAo

loving the responses for this image
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #17 on: 30 Jul 2012, 23:39 »

Marten: This is a bit over the top, even for you...

Dora: Don't blame me... she did this to herself.

Blackboard: I'm letting Angus win an argument for his birthday, this is the only way I could figure out to make it happen.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #18 on: 31 Jul 2012, 21:25 »

Marten:  So Faye finally found out about MLP, huh?
Dora: Yes, and if she draws Pinkie Pie one more time, I'm gonna Rainbow Dash that piece of chalk right up her ass.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #19 on: 01 Aug 2012, 02:45 »

A more than reasonable response. 2ND IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #20 on: 01 Aug 2012, 05:16 »

Emily: Hey, that party at the strip club Tai invited us too was great!
Gabby: Ugh, please don't remind me of that.
Claire: Okay, i'm still confused by the term "Lezzing Out." Can anyone of you explain it to me again one more time?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #21 on: 01 Aug 2012, 06:12 »

Emily:  "Is that the guy that was hitting on Claire last night?"

Gabby:  "Yeah, I think so.  He sure looks different in a kilt and balmoral."

Claire:  "Dammit! From this angle I canee he's No True Scotsman!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #22 on: 01 Aug 2012, 11:27 »

Emily: "That outfit makes you look fat!"
Gabby: "It's the humidity."
Claire: "May I borrow it? I look too skinny."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #23 on: 01 Aug 2012, 11:40 »

EMILY: "Banana Smoothie?"
GABBY: "It's the humidity."
CLAIRE: "It's two large lattes."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #24 on: 01 Aug 2012, 11:56 »

(backwards order)

Claire: How do you keep those sandals on your feet?
Gabby: They're called Madrid sandals and they're comfortable.
Emily: I didn't know you were Spanish!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #25 on: 01 Aug 2012, 12:38 »

Emily: "So bored. Wanna make out while we wait?"
Gabby: "Well… OK, but not too sloppy, my hair really doesn't need more moisture."
Claire: "You guys are joking right? Please be joking."

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #26 on: 01 Aug 2012, 15:12 »

Emily: What's up with your hair?
Gabby: Jeph has been obsessively redrawing me recently...
Claire: Tell me about it.
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« Reply #27 on: 01 Aug 2012, 18:26 »

EMILY: "You know, I think Ms. Hubbert has the hots for that one barista."
GABBY: "Yeah, you'd think she'd just gotten over a breakup the way she acts."
CLAIRE: "And our boss. God, you'd think his mother was a dominatrix or something."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #28 on: 01 Aug 2012, 18:41 »

EMILY:  Is anybody else creeped out by the fact that about a third of the captions are just people imagining us having sex?
GABBY and CLAIRE:  Yes.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #29 on: 01 Aug 2012, 18:48 »

Emily: So what are your thoughts on the song Baby Got Back?
Gabby: *sigh* The '90s ended 13 years ago, you know.
Claire: A guy I know parodied that song with the story of Apollo 13.
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« Reply #30 on: 02 Aug 2012, 06:24 »

Emily: "So, do you think Mr. Jacques is going to pair any of us up with the existing cast?"
Gabby: "Ugh, I hope not. I don't wanna be a clone of that clueless Padma chick."
Claire: "That might be preferable to what he's told me about my character."

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #31 on: 02 Aug 2012, 07:04 »

Emily:  The smoothie that can be drunk is not the true smoothie.
Gabby: The Tao of smashed fruit? Seriously?
Claire:  My brother says that it's seriously important to know where your towel is.
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« Reply #32 on: 02 Aug 2012, 07:41 »

EMILY: "What was that thing in your hair just now? It looked like a mechanical hand."
GABBY: "It just jumped in and started moving around before the humidity shorted it out. Hand? I thought it was a ROBOT HAMSTER."
CLAIRE: "Oh god, did you guys met Clinton?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #33 on: 02 Aug 2012, 09:57 »

EMILY: "You know, I think Ms. Hubbert has the hots for that one barista."
GABBY: "Yeah, you'd think she'd just gotten over a breakup the way she acts."
CLAIRE: "And our boss. God, you'd think his mother was a dominatrix or something."
Emily: "There's something odd about Marten."
Gabby: "I'll say. You'd think his mother was a dominatrix or something."
Claire: "Actually, she is.... What?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #34 on: 02 Aug 2012, 17:49 »

Emily: So do you watch anime?  What's it like?
Gabby: Sweatdrops.  And geysers of blood.  And the katana is to Japan what the gun is to America, apparently.
Claire: My first experience with anime was La Blue Girl. 



Yes, I know I'm stereotyping about sweat, blood and katanas.  So sue me :.p
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 73
« Reply #35 on: 03 Aug 2012, 05:29 »

Emily:  Why is the library locked, anyway?
Gabby:  A bunch of high-school kids are doing detention or something.
Claire:  On a Saturday morning?  They're probably just getting high and doing a dance number.
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« Reply #36 on: 03 Aug 2012, 08:29 »

Emily: "That guy, who I am pointing at and who is standing beyond the right hand side of the panel, he seems strange; he has two sticks of celery in his ears, a carrot in each of his nostrils, and he's squeezing tomato juice into his eyes."
Gabby: "Oh brother..."
Claire: "I don't think he's eating properly"

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« Reply #37 on: 03 Aug 2012, 10:17 »

EMILY: "So we're avant-garday?"
GABBY: "Yes. Get your yell-o-phone and yell into it."
CLAIRE: "My bucket is the loudest bucket!"
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« Reply #38 on: 03 Aug 2012, 15:03 »

Emily: "That guy, who I am pointing at and who is standing beyond the right hand side of the panel, he seems strange; he has two sticks of celery in his ears, a carrot in each of his nostrils, and he's squeezing tomato juice into his eyes."
Gabby: "Oh brother..."
Claire: "I don't think he's eating properly" "Get out of here, Clinton!"

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« Reply #39 on: 03 Aug 2012, 15:55 »

EMILY: "Don't you think Ms. Hubbert and that black-haired lady (with blonde roots) at the coffee shop would have cute babies?"
GABBY: "They're both female; they can't ... "
CLAIRE: "I'm wor -- I mean Clinton is working -- I mean WE ARE WORKING ON THAT ... oh, uh, nothing."
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« Reply #40 on: 03 Aug 2012, 17:36 »

Emily:  Why is the library locked, anyway?
Gabby:  A bunch of high-school kids are doing detention or something.
Claire:  On a Saturday morning?  They're probably just getting high and doing a dance number.
Godammit now I have the theme to that movie stuck in my head.
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