Topic: QC Captions Vol. 78 (Read 17640 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 02 Sep 2012, 12:34 »

New week! New image!

Enjoy!

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1 on:** 02 Sep 2012, 12:37 »

"So that's what a tear gas latte is like."
"I hired Ms. Vance for the rest of the evening."

DrBear · « **Reply #2 on:** 02 Sep 2012, 12:42 »

Tai: "That was AWFUL!"
Dora: "I told you not to order a Banana Smoothie."

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #3 on:** 02 Sep 2012, 12:55 »

Tai: "I can't believe I just said that out loud! And in front of all those kids too…"
Dora: "But it's true, your pussy does rule. Not so sure about the offering to prove it though. Not out here, anyway…"

WAYF · « **Reply #4 on:** 02 Sep 2012, 14:33 »

Tai: DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!

Dora: Yup! I'm guessing that Marten was still too mind-shattered to warn you.

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #5 on:** 02 Sep 2012, 16:10 »

Tai: Whoa....Brain freeze.
Dora: Told ya not to lap it up fast.

Vurogj · « **Reply #6 on:** 03 Sep 2012, 01:16 »

Tai : Oh wow, that bird was saying WHAT throughout our entire date?
Dora : Relax, he's harmless really, little guy just wants to listen to some Dragonforce and see some flesh. Speaking of which...

tempest3k · « **Reply #7 on:** 03 Sep 2012, 04:52 »

Dora: By the way, pintside hooked me up with some of your fanfic
Tai: Which ones.....

DSL · « **Reply #8 on:** 03 Sep 2012, 05:18 »

TAI: "That was weird. I couid have sworn there was a little bird in that tree, yelling and saying things that made a lot of sense, but then there was this beam of light and a warm fuzz glow in my head and ... what was I saying again?"
DORA: "Nothing."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #9 on:** 04 Sep 2012, 05:00 »

Tai: "Sorry, I don't know what to say, I mean, I've never done that before."

Dora: "It's alright I was thinking of doing the same thing. Jeph is very cute."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #10 on:** 04 Sep 2012, 16:56 »

Tai: buh
Dora (thought bubble): Sven's not the only Bianchi who can render women speechless.

jwhouk · « **Reply #11 on:** 04 Sep 2012, 17:00 »

Tai: "Really? The Behind The Scenes guy? They actually confirmed it?"
Dora: "Yep. He lives in north central Wisconsin and drives a Buick, of all things."

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #12 on:** 04 Sep 2012, 17:13 »

Tai: "okay, okay, I admit jalapeño bubbles were a bad idea!"
Dora: "well, at least the milk should be soothing, right?"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #13 on:** 05 Sep 2012, 04:37 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 04 Sep 2012, 17:00

Tai: "Really? The Behind The Scenes guy? They actually confirmed it?"
Dora: "Yep. He lives in north central Wisconsin and drives a Buick, of all things."

When do you get your guest appearance - sweeps week?

jwhouk · « **Reply #14 on:** 05 Sep 2012, 05:55 »

Whenever Jeph wants to fly me out for my cameo.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #15 on:** 05 Sep 2012, 06:37 »

BOOM, next image:

Also, any thoughts on what Martys ringtone SHOULD be?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #16 on:** 05 Sep 2012, 08:26 »

Marten: "You sure about this?"

Angus: "Yes, never been more sure about anything."

Faye: "You agreed that I could tell him about our engagement."

Marty's ringtone: "Bully Boys Go Off To War", Deathmole - Meade's Army

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #17 on:** 05 Sep 2012, 09:02 »

Marten: "My mom's still looking for someone to take over the business."
Faye: "I haven't done that since high school and I don't want to talk about it."
Angus: "I support your career development. You have no idea how much."

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #18 on:** 05 Sep 2012, 12:18 »

Marten: "Sorry, rock balancing just isn't that hard, look."
Angus: "Says the man balancing a concave object on a convex surface..."
Faye: "See if I let you near my convex surfaces tonight, smartass."

Ringtone: "It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you // There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do…"

Skewbrow · « **Reply #19 on:** 05 Sep 2012, 14:19 »

Marten: "... so even though I wasn't man enough for that lieutenant. Just being in space was awesome!"
Angus: "I'm so glad that Faye doesn't insist that her boyfling should be able to bench press her weight."
Faye: "You're so dead!"

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #20 on:** 05 Sep 2012, 18:59 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 05 Sep 2012, 06:37

Also, any thoughts on what Martys ringtone SHOULD be?

Ring Ring Ring Phone Call Phone Call!!

Carl-E · « **Reply #21 on:** 05 Sep 2012, 20:25 »

Marten: "Augh, couldn't you have aimed the other way?"

Angus: "Sorry, couldn't help it. I had a bean burrito for lunch."

Faye: "God, if you do that in bed tonight..."

Classy fart jokes FTW!!

Ringtone: I can't help falling in love with you (Lick the Tins cover). Just the drums and pennywhistle at the beginning.

WAYF · « **Reply #22 on:** 05 Sep 2012, 21:33 »

Quote from: cesariojpn on 05 Sep 2012, 18:59

Ring Ring Ring Phone Call Phone Call!!

This is really the only choice.

Kugai · « **Reply #23 on:** 05 Sep 2012, 22:11 »

Quote from: cesariojpn on 05 Sep 2012, 18:59

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 05 Sep 2012, 06:37
Also, any thoughts on what Martys ringtone SHOULD be?

Ring Ring Ring Phone Call Phone Call!!

Do you feel cooooold and lost in devistaaation

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #24 on:** 05 Sep 2012, 22:16 »

"What a fool believes"

jwhouk · « **Reply #25 on:** 06 Sep 2012, 06:14 »

No, that's Hannelore's.

His ringtone is a telephone ringing, just because he's that meta.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #26 on:** 06 Sep 2012, 07:01 »

He'd tell us his ringtone but you've probably never heard of it.

DSL · « **Reply #27 on:** 06 Sep 2012, 13:17 »

He heard that ringtone live, before the phone company broke up and it sold out.

WAYF · « **Reply #28 on:** 07 Sep 2012, 01:52 »

I will forever be trying to forget the day that a ringtone hit #1 in Australia, the U.S, and several countries in Europe.
A ringtone.

In case anyone needs or wants reminding for some reason, it was Axel F by The Crazy Frog.

Akima · « **Reply #29 on:** 07 Sep 2012, 02:29 »

Do we need a "what is your ringtone?" thread?

pwhodges · « **Reply #30 on:** 07 Sep 2012, 02:58 »

When my phone rings it makes the sound of a phone ringing. I dare say that in this day and age this is a bit strange.

Carl-E · « **Reply #31 on:** 07 Sep 2012, 04:50 »

Mine, too. It surprises people.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #32 on:** 07 Sep 2012, 05:17 »

I confess that mine has a choir singing the opening bars of Kyrie Eleison from Mozart's Requiem.

Given that the default ringtone was Nokia Tunes (originally Tárrega's Gran Vals) I hope to be excused.

DSL · « **Reply #33 on:** 07 Sep 2012, 06:22 »

Mine makes a ringing-phone sound. I used to work with a bunch of folks who had custom ringtones set for this or that, and I was often tempted to throw their phones out the window. The worst was the guy whose custom ringtone for his sister was the signature line of the song, "Everybody gets some." For his sister. Classy guy.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #34 on:** 07 Sep 2012, 06:38 »

You know, a disturbingly large proportion of people just don't think about the implications of song lyrics in the general sense, never mind what it means when you assign your girlfriend a song about an angry man swearing to "never ever let you go" even if she wants to leave. Stalker anthem much?

pwhodges · « **Reply #35 on:** 07 Sep 2012, 06:39 »

I do have in mind to use the opening of this song for a change (just the bit before the vocals):

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #36 on:** 07 Sep 2012, 06:42 »

Mine just beeps once and vibrates, but since nobody ever calls me, that doesn't matter much. [/foreveralone]

DrBear · « **Reply #37 on:** 07 Sep 2012, 16:01 »

My phone is simple and so am I.

(It's a rock version of "On Wisconsin.")

Akima · « **Reply #38 on:** 07 Sep 2012, 17:02 »

Mine is the theme from the video-game Mirror's Edge. Which is awesome. No, I didn't feel an any self-identification with the hero at all...

jwhouk · « **Reply #39 on:** 07 Sep 2012, 17:44 »

Quote from: DrBear on 07 Sep 2012, 16:01

My phone is simple and so am I.

(It's a rock version of "On Wisconsin.")

Rock version? I have not heard this.

Kugai · « **Reply #40 on:** 07 Sep 2012, 19:59 »

DSL · « **Reply #41 on:** 08 Sep 2012, 01:30 »

Don't have special ringtones for any callers, but on the rare occasion when my former boss calls, my phone displays a screencap of "Hades" from the Disney version of "Hercules." The resemblance is uncanny.

DSL · « **Reply #42 on:** 08 Sep 2012, 01:52 »

Oh, and:

MARTEN: "Pintsize has materialized another Starbucks Double Shot. Who wants it?"
ANGUS: "Ask him if he can make a soy milk mocha. You can't get a decent one around here."
FAYE: "I can still seal you up in the bathroom with a brick wall, you jerk."

jwhouk · « **Reply #43 on:** 08 Sep 2012, 08:16 »

....Aaand he pulls out the wins with the callback.

Ph2 · « **Reply #44 on:** 14 Sep 2012, 21:15 »

Marty's ringtone would obviously be W.A.S.P's "Fuck Like A Beast".

Angus: Have you ever considered giving Pintsize a chassis more like Momo's?
Faye: No.
Marten: I really don't want to get involved with the military again.

Asterus · « **Reply #45 on:** 14 Sep 2012, 21:49 »

Marten: So how likely do you think it is that Pintsize will short himself when he spills this?
Angus: You sure you want to find out? You're the one who'll have to get him a new chassis if that happens.
Faye: Trust me, that fucker can take anything. Cold, cake batter, weird acid-stuff, you name it. And we do NOT need to get him another chassis. Not after that last one...

On an unrelated topic: My ringtones are all over the place. Midis of "Only My Railgun", "Lvl 5 Judgelight", "U.N Owen was her", "Just Be Friends", "Night of Nights", "Creden Justiriam", "Kage Futatsu", "Nagisa", and many more. Then there's the actual sound bytes, like an acapella version of the inception bit, the metal gear alert sound, the creeper hiss ^.^

On another unrelated note: The only reason I'm here is because I wanted to see if Marigold was in this thread. You should know why

ASmellyOgre · « **Reply #46 on:** 15 Sep 2012, 10:59 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 05 Sep 2012, 06:37

I got big booty bitches...

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #47 on:** 15 Sep 2012, 12:52 »

"I'm really going to enjoy life with this new firmware Pintsize installed while you weren't looking."

"Not only am I a smart phone, I'm brighter than you."

DSL · « **Reply #48 on:** 15 Sep 2012, 17:34 »

"Marten? What do you think you are doing, Marten?"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #49 on:** 15 Sep 2012, 23:32 »

"10 ... 9 ... 8 ..."

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