Topic: QC Captions Vol. 79 (Read 16620 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 09 Sep 2012, 09:17 »

Forgive me:

jwhouk · « **Reply #1 on:** 09 Sep 2012, 10:12 »

Tai: "A Hello Kitty Belt Buckle? REALLY?"
Marten: "Faye said she didn't want it because it dug into her tummy every time she wore it."

Sidhekin · « **Reply #2 on:** 09 Sep 2012, 10:18 »

Tai: So, what's the significance of the Regula Benedicti?
Marten: The tattoo? I like books.

Carl-E · « **Reply #3 on:** 09 Sep 2012, 10:21 »

Tai: "You mind if I leave my pants on?"

Marten: "...."

cesium133 · « **Reply #4 on:** 09 Sep 2012, 10:30 »

Tai: "I know a bunch of girls who are pierced down there, but I've never met a guy who would admit being pierced down there."
Marten: "Let me show you something."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #5 on:** 09 Sep 2012, 11:40 »

Tai: "Are you absolutely sure that you're ok with this?"

Marten: (unbuckling) "For the umpteenth time... Go get some Crisco. She thinks it's really fun when you do it right."

Carl-E · « **Reply #6 on:** 09 Sep 2012, 12:16 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 09 Sep 2012, 11:40

Tai: "Are you absolutely sure that you're ok with this?"

Marten: (unbuckling) "For the umpteenth time... Go get some Crisco. She thinks it's really fun when you do it right."

I was expecting the last panel of this one...

DSL · « **Reply #7 on:** 09 Sep 2012, 13:06 »

TAI: "They shouldn't be as saggy in the butt as Faye's were on you. Do you need a belt?"
MARTEN: "Do you have one with a Hello Kitty buckle? I really like Hello Kitty."

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #8 on:** 09 Sep 2012, 14:58 »

Tai: Aww come on, please?
Marten: Not only do I not want to go into the family business, I doubt you could afford MY rates.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #9 on:** 09 Sep 2012, 19:23 »

Tai: "I really can't tell you which pair of pants suits you better. How could you have gotten the idea that I had fashion sense?"
Marten: "I'd always heard that if you wanted advice about clothes you should ask a gay friend."

Vurogj · « **Reply #10 on:** 09 Sep 2012, 23:46 »

Tai : And you're sure Dora enjoys this?
Marten : Absolutely. She finds it incredibly earotic, now choose, left, right or wild front.

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Soulsynger · « **Reply #11 on:** 09 Sep 2012, 23:49 »

Tai: "So between you, me and Dora we'll all have done each other by the end of the week?"
Dora: "Not exactly. Listen..."

DSL · « **Reply #12 on:** 10 Sep 2012, 02:06 »

Quote from: Soulsynger on 09 Sep 2012, 23:49

Dora: "Not exactly. Listen..."

Well done.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #13 on:** 10 Sep 2012, 05:10 »

Tai: "That wasn't anything like I thought it would be."

Marten: "I can say the same thing."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #14 on:** 10 Sep 2012, 06:04 »

Tai: *deadpan* Wow, that was really...interesting.
Marten: Hey, you weren't so hot yourself. That piercing hurt!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #15 on:** 10 Sep 2012, 18:55 »

Tai: "What am I supposed to do again?"

Marten: "Lie back and think of Dora."

Alt

Tai: "What do you think they're up to now?"

Marten: "Probably making innuendos about us that would get them banned if this was any other thread."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #16 on:** 10 Sep 2012, 21:15 »

Tai: Well, we hired all those female interns on the assumption that you're male. So I'm afraid...
Marten: Yeah, yeah. Gender Verification. Dora made me do it for a while after every time I interacted with Faye. Did you bring your rubber gloves? Or do you need to borrow Dora's?

idontunderstand · « **Reply #17 on:** 11 Sep 2012, 01:55 »

Tai: "Are you putting on pants, or taking them off?"
Marten: "It's in the eye of the beholder, you questionable character!"

WAYF · « **Reply #18 on:** 11 Sep 2012, 06:41 »

Tai: So, do you have any tattoos?

Marten: Just one above the line of my underwear. It says "Warning: Questionable Content".

Tai: ... Why does it say that?

Marten: Here, let me show you.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #19 on:** 11 Sep 2012, 09:27 »

Tai: "Uh, OK. I admit I'm a little disturbed. I'm fine with guys having piercings there, but what's with the tube and the padlock?"
Marten: "Dora won't give me the key until I apologize for having a porn collection. That's why Padma dumped me."

Soulsynger · « **Reply #20 on:** 12 Sep 2012, 07:25 »

Tai: "You really wanna try it through the fabric?"
Marten: "I wanna see if one can really burst into flame from friction of furious humping."

O8h7w · « **Reply #21 on:** 12 Sep 2012, 10:32 »

Ah, I love these threads. So happy to see that they're still alive and kicking. As idontunderstand so neatly put it,

Quote from: idontunderstand on 11 Sep 2012, 01:55

Tai: "Are you putting on pants, or taking them off?"
Marten: "It's in the eye of the beholder, you questionable character!"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #22 on:** 12 Sep 2012, 10:55 »

I quite enjoyed that quote too. Might just big sig-worthy (if idontunderstand doesn't mind, of course) Anyhoo, NEW IMAGE:

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #23 on:** 12 Sep 2012, 11:59 »

Hanners: “Oh, I hope it works out for them. They're so adorable together.”
Faye: “I still reckon Tai would have looked better in a peach summer dress…”

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #24 on:** 12 Sep 2012, 12:45 »

Hanners: What is that man doing Faye?
Faye: I dunno, but someone is gonna get a muffin bombardment in a few minutes if he doesn't stop it.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #25 on:** 12 Sep 2012, 12:47 »

Hanners: "Well that was certainly unexpected."

Faye: "Yeah, No one expected the Spanish Inquisition."

idontunderstand · « **Reply #26 on:** 12 Sep 2012, 15:14 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 12 Sep 2012, 10:55

I quite enjoyed that quote too. Might just big sig-worthy (if idontunderstand doesn't mind, of course) Anyhoo, NEW IMAGE:

Don't ask me stuff like that. I suck at taking compliments. Of course I don't mind.

DSL · « **Reply #27 on:** 12 Sep 2012, 19:29 »

HANNERS: "Who was that masked man?"
FAYE: "We didn't even get a chance to sp -- er, thank him."

EDITED to add raciness.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #28 on:** 12 Sep 2012, 20:27 »

Hanners: Clinton ... Claire ... wonder if they have any other siblings...
Faye: Clutter? Clunt? Cloopsie? Cloveeter? Cluster?
Pintsize(bound and stuffed into ceiling tiles): Clump.

(come to think of it ... has pintsize ever been in CoD? Any archive experts remember?)

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #29 on:** 12 Sep 2012, 22:23 »

Quote from: DSL on 12 Sep 2012, 19:29

HANNERS: "Who was that masked woman?"
FAYE: "Penelope is Pizza Girl. Don't let her say otherwise."

Fixed that for you.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #30 on:** 13 Sep 2012, 04:04 »

Hanners: "You really can't look away from it can you?"

Faye: "No, but I wish Marigold and her boyfriend would do that somewhere else."

TinPenguin · « **Reply #31 on:** 13 Sep 2012, 04:24 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 12 Sep 2012, 20:27

(come to think of it ... has pintsize ever been in CoD? Any archive experts remember?)

Hanners: "Woah, is that Pintsize?"
Faye: "Goddamnit, not again."

KA-THOOOOOM

Soulsynger · « **Reply #32 on:** 13 Sep 2012, 08:11 »

Hannerole: "My god, it's full of coffee."
Faye: "Yep, that's what an customer suffering from ridicule-overload'splosion looks like."
(From out of panel) Dora (with Professor Farnsworth's voice): "Someone get a mop!"

DSL · « **Reply #33 on:** 13 Sep 2012, 08:16 »

HANNERS: "That one only made it halfway across the street before he hit the ground."
FAYE: "Yeah, my scorn's not recharging as fast as it used to. I still get bonus points for the bus hitting him, though."

Soulsynger · « **Reply #34 on:** 13 Sep 2012, 08:28 »

Oh, it's on!

Hanners: "What do you think his last thoughts were?"
Faye: "Before he drowned trying to drink from the hydrant he opened? Probably that the coffee was too hot."

(How many customers can we kill in hilarious ways before next pic?

)

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #35 on:** 13 Sep 2012, 08:39 »

Hanners: Do you think the street sweeper driver will be mad?
Faye: Naah. I make sure I lean down when I give him his drink. He owes us for having to clean up fourteen dropped coffees and two dropped lattes.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #36 on:** 13 Sep 2012, 09:26 »

Hanners: "Muffin to temple. You should pitch for a major league team."
Faye: "Nah. They outlawed spitballs ages ago."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #37 on:** 13 Sep 2012, 10:16 »

Hanners: "I didn't think that was possible."

Faye: "Neither did I. But you did kiss the guy. Never saw that bus coming."

DSL · « **Reply #38 on:** 13 Sep 2012, 10:53 »

HANNERS: "It's beaauuuuuuuutifullll ... "
FAYE: (face melts)

DSL · « **Reply #39 on:** 13 Sep 2012, 10:59 »

HANNERS: "You notice the baked goods from The Secret Bakery don't taste the same since that Padma chick left?"
FAYE: "I've also noticed that, since she left, the number of customers coming out is the same as the number going in."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #40 on:** 13 Sep 2012, 11:00 »

Hanners: "Should we tell them?"

Faye: "No, it will be funnier this way."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #41 on:** 13 Sep 2012, 13:02 »

Hannelore: "So Faye, what do you make of it?"

Faye: "I think the readers are having way too much fun with this."

O8h7w · « **Reply #42 on:** 13 Sep 2012, 13:51 »

H: That was weird.

F: Yeah, I have made a dinosaur poop coffee, but seeing one drinking it trumps that.

DSL · « **Reply #43 on:** 13 Sep 2012, 15:01 »

HANNERS: "That looks ... painful."
FAYE: "Yeah, Marty shouldn't be able to bend his arm like that."

tempest3k · « **Reply #44 on:** 14 Sep 2012, 05:06 »

Hanners: Is that Raven's car that just appeared out of nowhere?
Faye: Yep, I wondered what she did with those parts out of my dino expresso machine!

Carl-E · « **Reply #45 on:** 14 Sep 2012, 05:18 »

Oh, now that's a win!

And a new person, too! Welcome to the insanity!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #46 on:** 14 Sep 2012, 08:51 »

Hanners: "So, that was Sarah?"

Faye: "Wouldn't have recognized her without the allosaurus. Did I ever tell you about the time she was hitting on Marty?"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #47 on:** 14 Sep 2012, 11:25 »

Quote from: DSL on 13 Sep 2012, 15:01

HANNERS: "That looks ... painful."
FAYE: "Yeah, Marty shouldn't be able to bend his arm like that... I've tried"

fyp

DSL · « **Reply #48 on:** 14 Sep 2012, 12:42 »

HANNERS: "So that multidimensional brontosaurus that almost took my head off was your second piece in the Functional Prehistoric Caffiene Series?"
FAYE: "Third, actually. There was an allosaurus that ... I don't like to talk about."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #49 on:** 14 Sep 2012, 15:25 »

Not because it ate Sarah; Faye doesn't like to talk about it because the espresso was just terrible.

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