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QC Captions Vol. 81
« on: 23 Sep 2012, 10:57 »

Welcome to a new week! First image:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #1 on: 23 Sep 2012, 11:00 »

Claire: But I don't want to do a wet t-shirt contest!
Hanners: I'm sorry, but rules are rules.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #2 on: 23 Sep 2012, 11:04 »

Claire: "Wh…why is the nozzle glowing?"
Hannelore: "We think that's to do with how it still works without actually being attached to the tap."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #3 on: 23 Sep 2012, 11:17 »

"No! You did that to my sister and she MELTED!"
"Too late. You clicked 'Accept' on the EULA."

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"I told you I already took a shower today!"
"Not by me standards you didn't."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #4 on: 23 Sep 2012, 12:36 »

Claire : I didn't assassinate Shebly, I'm a dog person!
Hannelore : It confesses to it's crime or else it gets the hose again.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #5 on: 23 Sep 2012, 15:59 »

CLAIRE: "You're Hannelore Elli -- "
HANNERS: "Concentrate on the Neurahoser. OK, good. Now, You have no idea who I am and you admire John Ellicott-Chatham greatly. Also, you love that skinny dark-haired guy over there more than anything else and you'll do anything to make him happy."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #6 on: 23 Sep 2012, 23:48 »

Claire: "IWhy are you going to douse me with holy water?"

Hanners: "Well it's the only way I can be sure you're not an elf - those ears are rather elongated, and elves are creepy.  At least I think holy water works on elves... maybe I'm thinking of beer..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #7 on: 24 Sep 2012, 03:19 »

Claire: "I was only joking about the banana smoothie!"

Hannelore: "Faye said you'd get the hose the next time you complained. Shop rules, sorry."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #8 on: 24 Sep 2012, 04:50 »

Claire:  "Wha-what are you going to do with that hose?"

Hanners:  "Water the plants.  Why are you acting like I'm going to do something untoward? "
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #9 on: 24 Sep 2012, 05:31 »

If I might,

CLAIRE: "No! You did that to my sister and she MELTED!"

HANNELORE: I'm sorry, she just set Marten on fire and I didn't know what else to do! How was I supposed to know she was a wicked witch?!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #10 on: 24 Sep 2012, 05:36 »

Claire: "I told you! Me and Clinton are not the same person! Why did you have to soak me?"
Hannelore: "I wanted to make sure you weren't trying to deceive me with one of my dad's holo-projectors or something."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #11 on: 24 Sep 2012, 07:00 »

Claire: But I don't want to do a wet t-shirt contest!
Hanners: I'm sorry, but rules are rules.

Hanners [alt]:  "I'm sorry, but rules are rules.  Faye usually wins these, but maybe you can do something to increase your chances."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #12 on: 24 Sep 2012, 07:48 »

Claire:  "Wha-what are you going to do with that hose?"

Hanners:  "Water the plants.  Why are you acting like I'm going to do something untoward? "

WIN.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #13 on: 24 Sep 2012, 11:09 »

CLAIRE:   GAH!  I asked for a large!
HANNERS:   Out of cups again.  Sorry.   Open wide.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #14 on: 24 Sep 2012, 12:08 »

CLAIRE:   GAH!  I asked for a large!
HANNERS:   Out of cups again.  Sorry.   Open wide.

Dammit. ALSO WIN.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #15 on: 24 Sep 2012, 13:01 »

Claire: "Gah. It was an accident. I will never speak Starbuck again. Put the hose away, please."
Hanners: "Sorry. They call it the COFFEE OF DOOM for a reason. As a first time offender you get your pick. Ice cold or scalding?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #16 on: 24 Sep 2012, 13:37 »

C: Wait a sec... that hose isn't attached to anything
H: Our gardener left it. His name is Chekhov.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #17 on: 24 Sep 2012, 18:24 »

Claire: "Gah. It was an accident. I will never speak Starbuck again. Put the hose away, please."
Hanners: "Sorry. They call it the COFFEE OF DOOM for a reason. As a first time offender you get your pick. Ice cold or scalding?"


CLAIRE:   *sigh*  Ice-cold please. 
HANNERS:   Out of ice-cold.  Sorry.  Scalding ok then?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #18 on: 24 Sep 2012, 18:46 »

CLAIRE: "I am not a secret robot!"
HANNERS: "You won't have anything to worry about then."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #19 on: 24 Sep 2012, 19:07 »

C: Wait a sec... that hose isn't attached to anything
H: Our gardener left it. His name is Chekhov.

I know where that link leads.  Must not click or sleep cannot occur.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #20 on: 24 Sep 2012, 19:33 »

CLAIRE: "It was only one link!"
HANNELORE: "I'm sorry, but everyone knows TVtropes will ruin your life." (Turns on hose)
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« Reply #21 on: 25 Sep 2012, 03:51 »

CLAIRE: "It was only one link!"
HANNELORE: "I'm sorry, but everyone knows TVtropes will ruin your life." (Turns on hose)

I am not liking you at the moment, and neither is my internet usage....
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #22 on: 25 Sep 2012, 06:06 »

I ain't gonna, and you can't make me.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #23 on: 25 Sep 2012, 06:48 »

It's sort of semi-implied that the hose has been used before on Clinton, here. There's also this.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #24 on: 25 Sep 2012, 06:54 »

Sneaky, very sneaky.
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« Reply #25 on: 25 Sep 2012, 07:26 »

*Turns hose on Pilchard123*
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #26 on: 25 Sep 2012, 07:33 »

CLAIRE: "What?"
HANNERS: "It orders the latte or it gets the hose!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #27 on: 25 Sep 2012, 08:42 »

It's sort of semi-implied that the hose has been used before on Clinton, here. There's also this.

Damn you...
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« Reply #28 on: 25 Sep 2012, 09:26 »

CLAIRE: "WTF????"
HANNERS: "Yes, that is the size you ordered. Want me to leave room for foam?"
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« Reply #29 on: 25 Sep 2012, 10:08 »

CLAIRE: "It was only one link!"
HANNELORE: "I'm sorry, but everyone knows TVtropes will ruin your life." (Turns on hose)
Winner.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #30 on: 25 Sep 2012, 18:55 »

It's sort of semi-implied that the hose has been used before on Clinton, here. There's also this.

Well played, sir.  :x
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« Reply #31 on: 26 Sep 2012, 01:05 »

The problem is... I got myself with that when I was setting it up.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #32 on: 26 Sep 2012, 09:52 »

Fair's fair. SECOND IMAGE:



Claire and Clinton: Come play with us, Marten; forever and ever and ever and ever...
Marten: Aaaaand I pissed myself.
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« Reply #33 on: 26 Sep 2012, 09:58 »

Claire and Clinton:  "Seven are known.  Five are hidden."

Marten:  "I'm outta here before the Plan begins."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #34 on: 26 Sep 2012, 11:30 »

Claire and Clinton : Tonight, is the night, when two become one...
Marten : That is horrifying on so many levels, and knowing that reference will destroy my hipster cred. Tell NO-ONE.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #35 on: 26 Sep 2012, 16:00 »

C&C: THE HOSE CHOOSES WHO DRIES AND WHO MOISTENS
M: Dammit, Faye, I knew that hose was a bad idea...
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« Reply #36 on: 26 Sep 2012, 16:01 »

CLAIRE and CLINTON: "Illogical. Illogical. All units relate. Norman, coordinate."
MARTEN: "Logic is a little bird chirping yelling obscenities on a twig. Logic is a bouquet of flowers that smells BAD makes Dora have an allergic reaction."
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« Reply #37 on: 26 Sep 2012, 16:19 »

C&C: “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!”
Marten: “Gah! Who changed their region setting?!”
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« Reply #38 on: 26 Sep 2012, 16:26 »

C&C: Butts... Buuutttsss....
M: No, wait! You don't want mine! It's too skinny!
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« Reply #39 on: 26 Sep 2012, 17:47 »

C&C: The Little Hats, yess, yeesssssss!!!!
M: What the..., I don't even.
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« Reply #40 on: 26 Sep 2012, 21:03 »

NOT_TWINS:  ...Way down below there's a half a million people/Somewhere there's a church with a big tall steeple....
MARTIN:   GUAAAH  Who the hell even LISTENS to Johnny Rivers anymore!?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #41 on: 26 Sep 2012, 22:11 »

C&C:  "NO!  I'm the original, and he's/she's the clone!!" 

Marten:  "But... why are you different genders?
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« Reply #42 on: 26 Sep 2012, 22:52 »

C&C:  "We are Borg, you will adapt to service us.  Resistance is futile."
Marten:  "Dammit!! Picard's never around when you need him."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #43 on: 27 Sep 2012, 01:42 »

Marten: These are not the droids you are looking for...
C&C: Dammit, we AREN'T droids!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #44 on: 27 Sep 2012, 02:11 »

Clinton: For the last time-
Claire: -we are NOT going to sing-
Clinton: -Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer-
Claire: -just so you can have a laugh!

Marten: I'm sorry! It was just a suggestion! You two have such good rhythm!

Claire and Clinton: What are you TALKING about?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #45 on: 27 Sep 2012, 04:17 »

C&C: "We are not creepy! It's the people who call us creepy that are creepy. They creep us out!"
Marten: "Oh. You are honestly not doing much to prove your point now, you know?"
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« Reply #46 on: 27 Sep 2012, 04:33 »

Clinton and Claire:  "We shed the blood of the Saxon men, we shed the blood of the Saxon men.."

Marten:  "Why in the hell do you two sound like Christopher Lee?"

(sorry, The Bloody Verdict of Verdun just came up on the iphone....)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #47 on: 27 Sep 2012, 06:01 »

Marten: These are not the droids you are looking for...
C&C: Dammit, we AREN'T droids!

Well in a way, Clinton's part droid. You know, from a certain point of view.
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« Reply #48 on: 27 Sep 2012, 13:35 »

*turns hose on IDUHG*
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 81
« Reply #49 on: 28 Sep 2012, 06:17 »

Oh, this should be a fun new game.  :evil:
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