Accents: I've spent most of my life in Michigan, minus a couple of years in India, three in the Army, though stateside, and four years in high school outside NYC. For years, back in Michigan, I was flattered when someone asked if I was from New York. I think I must have dropped R's, maybe as an affectation. It apparently ended; maybe from embarrassment. Later on, in choir, our director chastised us collectively for our Michigan aaaaan sound. It helps a singer to walk away from the chorus and listen. When I did, that "aaaa" sounded awful. Other than that, I have no accent, none at all.
Pubic hair: Curly little strands of lifeless keratin don't have little things clinging on for dear life?