When people try to speak a gut reaction, they end up talking out their ass.
I just got the image of a midwife and a woman giving birth swinging towards each other on a trapeze - when they meet, the midwife pulls the baby out. The knife juggler is standing on the floor and cuts the umbilical cord with a a knifethrow.
That is... just...Please tell me there's a hardware store next to them so they can team up and open "Master Bait and Spackle"